Salty MotherClutchers

Hey Salties! On episode 79, we're chatting with Tiffany in Nashville about quitting the Litas and doing our own shit. She comes from a whole family of riders and gives us the lowdown on where are the coolest places to ride (excluding the Tail of the Dragon!) and enlightens us on weird laws and unsafe places for a pack of femmes to stop.

Hey Salties! On episode 78 we're chatting with Lluvia who's rippin' the mean potholes in New Orleans. Having grown up on the back of Harley Davidsons, it all made sense during the pandemic years that getting a motorcycle of her own would allow for more freedom and adventure. We're talking safety (always!), learning to do your own moto maintenance, and what riding is like in Louisia...

Hey Salties! On episode 77 we're talking to Scout from Portland about wrenching on futuristic motorcycles from the 1980s, safety gear, what to have/not have in your road first aid kit, and trans & queer riding community on the west coast. We're digging in and answering the real questions like why on earth would you paint a motorcycle commodore beige and pink? As always, we also go on t...

Hey Salties! Joining us on episode 76 is lan—the Valley's Worst Mechanic (self-proclaimed!) If you like Royal Enfields, vintage kickstart motos that won't start, trailering your bike around, and riding in a 3 piece suit... then this is definitely the episode for you.

Hey Salties! On EP75 we're gushing over PEI Queer Ride & Meet Up—our killer ride with cool queers and allies! This Pride event just keeps getting better. But let's be real, would this even be a Salty episode if we didn't have some unpopular opinions? No. We're chatting about helmets that suck too.

Hey Salties, we're slicing and dicing through the static on this one, and talking real-ish talk about wind noise, ear safety, helmets, and windshields. Not gonna lie, it gets kinda technical (for us, anyway), but stick with us. We come out the other side with yet another argument against loud pipes. Surprise!  Oh. And Larpers. There will be larping. There is always larping. 

Hey Salties, things are heating up as we take a ride down to Arizona to catch up with our dressed-in-black bestie from the wild westie. Emma Grey is with us to chat about our relationship to natural wonders, our connection to the queer riding community abroad, and how the thought of breaking down in anti-trans states may make us alter our travel plans. Oh, we may talk about motorcycles once or twi...

Hey Salties! On Episode 72 we're talking about the very real phenomenon of becoming one with your motorcycle. Digging into both the psychological and physical benefits of riding, we're exposing the truth and bullshit of the research. Definitely a heavy dose of salt on this one as we reveal the truth about bad apples in the community.

Hey Salties! On Episode 71 we get comfortable with being vulnerable about sobriety. Really changing the look of motorcycle adventures and abilities, othering ourselves, and generally outcasting our way around the reputation of the motorcycle community yet again — you don't wanna miss this one!

Hey Salties! We're back for Episode 70 with our favourite angry, old queer! Bruce joins us to chat about riding in Portland, queer stuff, and cowboys. So buckle up your brown suede fringed chaps and get ready for a wild times mustache ride cuz you're about to have some fun!

Hey Salties! On Episode 69, we’re chatting with Torrey Peters about riding motorcycles that suit your needs, terrain and budget. From riding New York streets to rough Columbian roads, Torrey really tears down that bigger bike mentality—and you know we’re here for it!

Salties, it's the goddamn month of love, and you know we love our salty sweeties. Today, we're discussing motorcycle dating, our new dating app, and Erin tells us about her experience meeting local bikers at a location near you.

Hey Salties! Season 4 is here! On Episode 67, we’re kicking off the season with some plans; beating the pressure we place on ourselves. Things are gunna get a lil weird this season but as always, it’ll be salty and fun.

Hey Salties! You know what fucking sucks? Not Episode 66! As Season 3 comes to an end, we have some really fun behind the scenes stuff with our year of guests. There’s hits and misses so get ready for a laugh. Shout out to all the cool moto friends who joined us this year.

Hey Salties! Episode 65 is officially here just in time for xxxmas so we're talking about—you guessed it— more death! And all the lame ways leather live-love-laugh dads pour one out for their homie. We have a season finale update and a sorta tease for season 4 coming in the new year.

Hey Salties! It’s kooky spooky season so we’re invoking the spirits, gremlins, and ghost priests on Episode 64. Our special guest Eva joins us as we chat about Brooklyn, moto documentaries, and spanking. So put your left glove on first, tap your tank 3 times and get ready for a fun ride! 

Hey Salties! We are so stoked to have caught up with Corinna Mantlo on Episode 63! Tracking her down during her busy season of riding & travelling with The American Motor Drome Wall of Death, you may know Corinna as the founder of Cine Meccanica, The Motorcycle Film Festival, The Miss-Fires, and Via Meccanica — where she creates unique custom upholstered motorcycle seats. She's hailed as one of th...

Hey Salties! On Episode 62 we're sharing all the secrets (*ahem bullshit*) on how great riding is for your health. You won't wanna miss this interview with the sultry Alexis as she shares her riding experience and gives hot tips on how to be the coolest and most mysterious rider on the west coast.

Hey Salties! On Episode 61, moto mechanic and all around cool cat, Megan joins us to talk about fast bikes, broken bikes, and everything in between.

Hey Salties! On Episode 60 we're taking a look at iconic (and not so iconic!) album artwork featuring motorcycles and the posers who thought it was a cool idea to put a motorcycle on the cover of their shitty album. Ok, ok! So there's some riders with street cred too but you gotta listen to find out who they are! Don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon cuz it's full of really funny shit!

Hey Salties! It’s Pride Festival here on our island and we started a great new event called Queer Ride & Meet Up. We’re talking Pride, queer shit, Queers on Gears, and the importance of allyship — that isn’t just performative.

Hey Salties! On Episode 58, you may learn a lil something about yourself. Something really spicy. Seriously, if this is the main content, imagine what you’re missing on our Patreon!

Hey Salties! On Episode 57 we’re breaking down the pros and cons of social media. Our friend Forrest joins us from California to cackle about Harleys and shit. Get ready to laugh!

Hey Salties! On Ep 56 we have all kinds of weird stories about filming for tv. Yeah that’s right, our friend Brian asked us to be on his upcoming motorcycle television show. There’s lots of weird stories, cursing, and of course someone breaks down.

Hey Salties! On Episode 55 we’re chatting about posers, café racers, and yard work, of course. Finally got longtime listener and rider Alex on to talk about some dad bike stuff and Nova Scotia adventures.