Salty Language

In this episode, we talk about the McRib, a 200 lb third grader, smartphones spying, Victoria's Secret failing, Christmas ornament stabbing, moonshine discovered in water plant, criminal sues former hostages, urinal video games, undercover strippers sneak into jail, Hanson making beer, white Coke cans getting pulled, kid arrested for burping in class, couple has sex in water park, Rolando McClain'...

In this episode, we follow up on people that dressed as foreclosed on folks, Black Friday stupidity, man goes into rage over not getting Avril Lavigne tickets, outlawing bootleg maple syrup, host calls pepper spray harmless, school cutting bathroom breaks, mom lets daughter strip for stranger on cam, man streaks and has a raccoon in his car, fake breasts don't stop paintballs, teacher beats kid wi...

In this episode, we discuss a Superman thief gets sentenced, Pakistan bans silly texting terms, school moves a bus stop from a strip club, bacon massage oil, 10 year old pulls gun on woman, serial killer writes a kids book, boys urged to get hpv vaccinations, man helps a thief steal his own tv, Peta targets Nintendo, crooks get freaky in a cop car, vodka tampons, teens dress as superheroes and con...

In our Sweet 16 episode, we discuss follow up stories, Black Sabbath, The movie Jack and Jill, porn star reads to kids, Louis C.K.'s cool plan for his next stand up special, M.C. Hammer's search engine, the amount DC Comics paid for the rights to Superman, man attacks kid after game of Call of Duty, Game transfer phenomena, Xbox can turn any surface into a touchscreen, Kinect coming to pc, Man cal...

In this episode, we discuss broke athletes, Nickleback sucking, a foreclosure party with insensitive idiots, an airport security pervert, owners rebuying foreclosed homes, dwarf tossing, more taco place silliness, Netflix stuffs, horrible mothering, and people that are too friendly with animals. Episode links: Hulk Hogan's back post surgery http://tinyurl.com/5valc5b 1. Mark Brunell is broke http:...

In this episode we talk about more violence and food, how much some people love their favorite coffee place, a man that claims that a prostitute turned into a donkey, a county wants to round up sexual offenders on halloween, a fast food employee attacks customers, a judge that uses a device while in court, Google Street View is heading indoors, an idiot that attacked his cat,  a man that punched a...

In this episode, we discuss Herring farts, assault with an armadillo, Ace Hardware selling zombie fighting gear, football prodigy not being allowed to score at will, exotic animals on the loose in Ohio,  Nicolas Cage vampire picture, a man with a 100 lb scrotum, and more! Check us out at: facebook.com/saltylanguage / salty-language.tumblr.com / @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com Links: 1. A...

We talk about Arrested Development, Breast Cancer awareness, adult sand boxes, No to Qwickster, domestic abuse laws repealed, Yahtzee and violence, family googles how to kill someone, Amish crime, a site to rate your exes, yogurt crime, E. Coli and cell phones, fat and flying, sit down to pee?, prison bans porn, Rob Liefeld, mimes as traffic cops, zombie movie accident confuses rescue workers, The...

In this episode, we cover a bunch of silly restaraunt news stories, brothels, glow in the dark cats, gunplay at Taco Bell, and other shenanigans! facebook.com/saltylanguage salty-language.tumblr.com

In this episode, we discuss a new delicacy, Nancy Grace's malfunction, spousal abuse, spoiled brats, massage parlors, smoking orangutans, and racist bake sales! Don't forget to rate us and tell your friends! facebook.com/saltylanguage salty-language.tumblr.com

In this episode, we faildoze our way through a variety of random news stories, discuss roast beef sammiches, Netflix's new name, gamers trying to solve AIDS, the speed of light being broken, and other tomfoolery! facebook.com/saltylanguage salty-language.tumblr.com

In this episode, we riff on test tube meat, Aunt Mae's fetishes, follow up stories, and brain eating amoeba. facebook.com/saltylanguage

In this episode, we talk about Hulk Hogan's Micro Championship Wrestling, we follow up oon stories that we've previously covered, discuss how Scarlett Johansson's boobs nearly blew up the internet, and more! facebook.com/saltylanguage

In this episode, we review the classic film Hobo With a Shotgun, DC Comics' Justice League #1, some random news clips, September 11th, and Bryan's dental visit!

In this episode, we yap about Superman's form fitting new costume, George Lucas wrecking more Star Wars movies, ESPN making MIchael Vick white, and a shirt that implies that girls are too pretty to do their homework. NSFW. Enjoy, and please leave us a review, and visit us at https://www.facebook.com/SaltyLanguage or on Twitter @ Salty_Language.

This time we wax philosophic on cheese food, weird stories, Apollo 18, and the recent earthquake. Enjoy! Don't forget to rate us on iTunes! 

In this episode, we discuss the movie The Almighty Thor, some random video game talk and other things not fit for workplace conversations. Enjoy!

In this episode, we talk about comics, the London Riots, young soccer phenoms, and more!  

We ramble on about comics, movies, and a variety of other things. Enjoy! Contact us at saltylanguage@gmail.com or on Twitter @Salty_Language to give us feedback or suggest a topic!