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In this episode, we rant about UFO Phil, Sin CIty 2 release date, a weird kickstarter, Honda Segway competitor, Nic Cage in everything, School refuses to play baseball game because of female player, man arrested with a buttload of drugs, man ties himself to tree and exposes genitals, man who lost penis testifies, 9 year old protests WBC, man dies during lap dance, woman stabs fiancee for bad mothe...

In this episode, we rant about World's fastest toilet, sexy robots by 2050, lung cancer or fruit pit, man stabs computer with sword during police raid, man calls 911 for dirty talk, woman enslaves kids after fortune teller tells her to, parents make daughter wear diaper after bad grades, man changes his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex, constable sued for making worker motorboat her, heavy metal band bri...

In this episode, we sat down and watched the classic movie, Big Money Rustlas. It stars your favorites from ICP, as well as a bunch of guest stars! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod On Stitcher search Sal...

In this episode, we talk about our friendship, and our sense of humor, a man that sneaks a painting into a museum, a student arrested over the theft of a $3 taco, mom kicks out a car window to save herself and child, man gives cops false name but has his real name tattooed on his arm, snakes on a plane, mom kills daughter allergic to peanuts with M&M's, judge high on pills in court, Michigan museu...

In this episode, we rant about hologram Tupac, man attacks woman with pineapple, woman seduces teen through Call of Duty, teacher tells a student to read a poem "blacker", extra female gene makes mice extra horny, 1st grade student's funny abscence excuse, racist homework question, woman hides urine bottle in vagina, school mistates what African-American clothing is, man wants to legalize student/...

In this episode, we rant about Sin City 2, DC Direct going straight to consumers, Axl Rose skips Rock N Roll HOF, Gorillaz are done, man runs from woman that wants too much sex, man tries to rob bank with plunger, burglar destroys a Goodwill in a dress, paralyzed man evades cops, burglar caught in the shower, weightlifter shoots himself with dumbbell, man irons clothes on a child, marijuana grandm...

In this episode, we rant about The man saved by bear a hoax?, Google Glasses, 2 Lions players arrested for weed,ninjas steal medicinal marijuana, man mistakes woman's hair for bird and shoots her, man urinates on co-workers chairs, woman exposes breasts to police rather than talk to them, sequel to Tiger Woods spoof porn being made, male birth control shot, woman offers sexual favors for cheesebur...

In this episode, we rant about new Superman logo, Playstation 4 rumors, bees forming together to kill, woman blames McDonald's for being a prostitute, man fights off intruder with sword, man attacked by lion is saved by bear, man makes Hitler toilet paper, bacon coffins, teacher rapes student 300 times, clergyman gets potato in his butt, female volleyball players allowed to cover up at Olympics, N...

In this episode, we rant about new Superman logo, Playstation 4 rumors, bees forming together to kill, woman blames McDonald's for being a prostitute, man fights off intruder with sword, man attacked by lion is saved by bear, man makes Hitler toilet paper, bacon coffins, teacher rapes student 300 times, clergyman gets potato in his butt, female volleyball players allowed to cover up at Olympics, N...

In this episode, we rant about Michael Bay on new TMNT, TMNT creators weigh in on relaunch, kid can't bring porn star to prom, luxury gun range, coach bites another coaches' ear, strip club tries to save little league, small town for sale, can LSD help with alcoholism, whole football team cut at dinner, Interviews Before Execution show cancelled, drunk buggy hits cop car, Russia has flying churche...

In this episode, we rant about a naked man steals a fire truck, a man shot himself in bulletproof vest, prostitute electrocutes herself, car gets crushed at redneck event, a curfew on cat cafes, cupcake atms, man returns to bank he tried to rob for cab fare, principal bullies gay students, woman sues school over roommate's sex, dead whale explodes, woman is grandmother at 23, janitors tie up kids...

In this episode, we rant about New Assassin's Creed game, comics lose some legends, a movie about Nic Cage's stolen comic book, a drunk zamboni driver, old ladies playing bridge, couple uses Craigslist for sex partner, a transparency grenade, man drinks gas, sets himself on fire, college student steals hash browns in her pants, man blames bomb scare on diabetes, old men beat up kid with golf ball...

In this episode, we rant about The new Avengers poster/trailer, Bill Murray definitely out of Ghostbusters 3?, We review NIcolas Cage's 2009 movie Bad Lieutenant Port of Call: New Orleans, Autocorrect theater, our site of the week, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Visit us at: salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://s...

In this episode, we rant about  a woman who wants more ridiculous breasts, an animal activist that tried to hire a hitman, inhalable caffeine, man who takes his son to a brothel, dwarf bull fighters, 12 year old girl found naked and eating out of a dumpster, UFO Phil, Man dies during comic book theft, Man charged with dog sodomy, teacher accused of sexing student, Stolen Valor Act, man survives 2...

In this episode, we rant about The Walking Dead creators fighting over rights, fight over Ghost Rider's rights, Bill Murray to be replaced in Ghostbusters 3?, girl's lunch replaced by school, court clerk looks at porn during rape trial, Monsanto found guilty of poisoning, woman credits big breasts for saving life, Sony raised price on Whiteny's music after death, couple has weird engagement, 74 ye...

In this episode, we rant about a thief that turns in stolen phone with kiddie porn on it, another Komen whoopsie, French Health Minister tells homeless to stay indoors, judge orders man to take wife on date, cop chases self, man impaled with golf club, baby ingests cocaine, breat implants save woman's life, Gov't declares mutants aren't human, drug dealers accidentally text police, soo gives monke...

In this episode, we rant about a woman robbing with a curling iron, school suspends student over long hair he planned to donate, mom rapes daughter to teach her sex ed, 5th graders played rape tag, man swallows dentures and dies during sex, pillow fighting league?, Komen Foundation, DC Comics announces Before Watchmen, Kevin Smith turned down Before Watchmen, woman blames large breasts for her dui...

In this episode, we rant about a topless woman stopping traffic, Alibi cologne for strip club patrons, real reason Megaupload was closed, Microsoft dumping points currency, Congressman wants to ban fetus use in food, Hulk Hogan was almost in Metallica, 79 cent doughnut costs student 200 dollars, how Nic Cage prepared to play Ghost Rider, flaming tampon attack on car, pastor allegedly kills a cat,...

In this episode, we rant about George Lucas retiring, sites shut down after feds shut down megaupload, Burger King testing delivery, Paula Deen to donate endorsement money, woman offers sex favors for McNuggets, man tries to poison wife's Rice Krispies, man hides gun in rectum, woman carries gun onto plane, Marky Mark says he would handle 9/11 flight differently, man blames ghost for hitting wife,...

In this episode, we rant about Hostess filing for bankruptcy, intruder attacks with weasel, dwarf tossing gone bad, troops urinating on corpses, veterans fill a vandalyzed immigrant's restaurant, Greece makes pedophilia a disability, Amish sect's buggies are a road hazard, sci-fi brothel to open, workers threaten mass suicide over labor dispute, Zimbabwe bans secondhand underwear, hockey player in...

In this episode, we rant about Banana Sam returned, Geek world deaths, how much Netflix streamed in 3 months, Warner Bros. lengthens window for new releases to Netflix, iPhone 4S is a data hog, gym only allows obese people, Georgia anti-obesity ads, Tiger's ex buys new home, Salty Shitheads of the week, man dies in mobile meth lab, Mountain Dew turns mouse to goo?, zombie bees, free crack pipes in...

In this episode, we rant about a karaoke fight, kids robbed with toy guns, man infects people with HIV, a dead man gets sued, soccer player splits a ball, Nascar driver gripes about breastfeeding, bank robbed with glue gun, man leaves bar to rob bank and then returns to beer, nurses tape patient's mouth shut, man throws feces at girlfriend, man fingers chihuahua, girl brings spiked milk to school,...

In this episode, Salty Claus reaches into his bag and gives us these stories: Neti pot update, sex ed prank, sperm donor gets shut down, unsafe sex more likely after drinking, just made love app, crucified santa, idiot attacks shoppers with light saber, George Takei wants to unite Star Wars and Star Trek fans, kid gets stuck in a chimney, changing stations laced with cocaine, brother eats cocaine...

In this episode, we rant about a smoking chimp and 2 comics legends die, Sandusky has another dumb lawyer, idiot burglar, toddlers can't hand gesture song, demon dog, Victoria's Secret child labor, tasty place to hide drugs, Navy officer in trouble for spankings, lapdances for toys, Kobe Bryant getting divorced, Jeter is a classy Captain, teacher throws panty party with kids, German Santa poisons...

In this episode, we rant about a man getting a frog in his sammich, a drunk man attacked by monkeys, man kills his neighbor for telepathically threatening him, woman stabs boyfriend after Monopoly game, groin kick = sexual harassment?, special ed teacher mocks student, woman loses internet for sexting teen, kids facing felony for blowing up toilet, Chik-Fil-A is anti gay, marriage equality pays of...