Sad Bois FC

Adnan stops playing FIFA for just long enough to talk to Jiggly about the Nations League and hear about how totally normal the NWSL is.

We can't use copyrighted music, but just imagine "Gas, Gas, Gas" playing in the background the entire time.

"Obviously, if I was hot, I'd be posting thirst traps"

This week, the Bois get excited about the return of NFL Football, discuss the tragedy that is Vissel Kobe, and generally get annoyed about how blind the Fire seem to be. Also, some strange red cards are mentioned.

We already declared the Fire dead a month ago, but I guess everyone else is getting around to it now. Also, Leicester fell off.

If you're a Fire fan, you can have fun watching everyone else.

This week, the Bois finally feel comfortable as they once again get to complain about everything.

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I only wish to be happy.

Someday Jiggly will find people.

Adnan is now an accredited journalist, which means that this podcast will no longer be toxic. We are very wholesome bois. Just kidding, we've still got things to say about everything.

Jiggly creates a fake soccer team to convince Adnan to talk about the Fire. Also, he brought a big ol chart to talk about how the Fire are actually, statistically, the worst that they've ever been.

We're all trying our best here. Anyway, Jiggly talks about Nietzsche and Adnan complains about Man U.

Things get existential when the bois discuss how the Fire can suck so consistently.

One day, someone will listen to me...

For full clarity: This episode was recorded on the afternoon of June 13th. In the span of just 20 minutes, a massive storm kicked up and then immediately attacked Adnan as the Bois discussed the Fire. But before that, we talk about World Cup Qualifying, some Nations League fun, and whether or not the New York Jets will play a game on Tuesday this season.

This has to be the messiest episode we've ever done, but it's also the shortest episode we've made in a while. Enjoy a tired Adnan, pained Jiggly, less than 10 minutes of RJ, and our special guest who's honestly just the fourth member at this point. 

As the European season ends, the Bois are now faced with the existential horror that is the Summer of Fire. RJ returns to give theory on why the Fire can't do anything right and Adnan goes off on fan reactions.

This week, the Sad Bois are actually sad in general and the Chicago Fire make it worse. But, some vibes happen in the rest of the world and that's kind of a vibe.

It's Jiggly's birthday today, the day this airs. So this week the bois obviously go on weird tangents about traveling and obscure NHL goalies before digging into how stupid the Fire are for their roster spending habits and sheer inability to be normal.

This week, the Sad Bois welcome their second guess, Nick Mann. The Chairman of the Chicago Independent Supporters Association joins the show to not only help the bois rant about Detroit and the Fire, but also prove that we actually have fans.

Another inside joke is born as the Bois discuss a rather strange Fire game and also the NFL Draft, because there are no rules around here.

The Bois are all back together AGAIN! And this time they talk about Everton's impending relegation, what Messi's next move should be, and just how much we've discovered about this Chicago Fire team.

When you write a description, Anchor asks: "What else do your listeners want to know?" And I think you all already know. The Fire lost to Omaha. Welcome to an all-Fire episode.

In one of the shortest episodes in a long time, the Bois discuss the World Cup draw, Fire II's first home game, and Wrestlemania?