Sad Bois FC

Life is constantly happening. Some very big life events happening around here like getting a new job, graduating from college, and being fired from coaching the Fire. The Sad Bois are joined by the unofficial fourth member Nick to discuss such events, as well as League Two's stacked season next year.

Sad Bois are back. Good times are had. But only on the podcast. Outside of the podcast is a harsh world in which we have to actually watch the Chicago Fire and not just pretend like they exist only in some sort of simulation. Free me.

Sometimes people and things are problematic and maybe you should feel bad about it. Also, the Fire won again and maybe we should just embrace the absurdity of life.

"Hold up, let me ramble about nothing here."

Adnan's started Ramadan, Jiggly started Spring Break, and the Fire won a game!

Seriously, what else do you guys want from him? Also, Mourinho is massive.

Adnan and Jiggly are tired today. Which is understandable after an absolute street-fight for the Fire in Philly. In other news, we still have not located Andres Iniesta.

The Chicago Fire are back, Iniesta hangs out with some pandas, and Adnan is playing FIFA again.

In the strangest preview of the Chicago Fire season that you will listen to, Jiggly recounts his trials at the kickoff luncheon and Adnan vows to make a player cry this season. Also other news about Klinsmann and the French (two different stories).

This week, Sad Bois celebrate Paczki Day by previewing the MLS season while Jiggly stuffs his face. Has Toronto done enough to fix their defense, is San Jose actually cooking anything, and has the power in the league shifted over to the East? All these questions and more.

The Chicago Fire are doing so little this offseason that the Bois decide to spend their time discussing the Super Bowl, video games, and what horrible things the Canadian Soccer Federation are doing to the Women's National Team.

"I feel like we're letting everyone down."

This week Adnan learns about the Italian legal system, Jiggly learns about Korean soccer, and the Fire learn nothing.

This is the week where all of our memes come true! Arsenal are winning the league, Joe Burrow might be going to another Super Bowl, and Fullkrug scored a goal despite Bremen not playing this weekend.

In our return to the airwaves in 2023, the Bois have brought back Chairman Nick to yell about Berhalter on Adnan's behalf. Meanwhile, Jiggly complains about the Fire's refusal to be a professional soccer team.

It's the end of the year. We're all tired despite having done nothing all day. But Messi won, so that's neat.

More World Cup stuff! Adnan is happy for the Muslim lads and Jiggly despises the French.

The World Cup continues as Adnan gushes over Niclas Füllkrug and Jiggly finally gets to have some of his dad's rye whiskey.

Today's been rough. Krychowiak knows what he did.

With the World Cup on the horizon, it's time to take a look at what's in store. Jiggly has some cooky wacky hot takes, Adnan hates most of the teams, and RJ is back to talk about how much he hates Axel Witsel.

With absolutely no prep work, the Bois pump out an episode as Jiggly downs half a bottle of Fireball.

Between recording the episode and posting it, the news about former Fire coach Veljko Paunovic dropped and it is the only thing I can think about. I'm sorry. He can't keep getting away with this.

We are tired all the time now. Is this what being an adult is?!

This week is mostly Fire as Jiggly uses the 25th Anniversary party as a framing device to give a very loose season recap. Also, Adnan regrets not being able to fight all of the players he wants to fight. All this alongside special guest: The Brimstone Cup.

If Gaston Gimenez looked like me, he would never see the pitch.