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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 20: Water from the Rock / Edom Refuses Passage to Israel / Aaron Dies on Mount Hor; and chapter 21: The Canaanites Attack Israel / The Fiery Serpents / The Israelites Journey around Moab/ Israel Conquers Sihon / Israel Conquers Og of Bashon. We discuss snakes on sticks and OshKosh B'gosh kids clothing. Miriam dies with zero fanfare because #FuckThePatriar...

Husband and Wife answer questions about salt covenants. Which is convenient since we used one in our wedding ceremony and had no idea what it truly meant. Hey! Pass the salt! Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists! Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise: Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/ Help support our podc...

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 18: Provision for the Priests and Levites; and chapter 19: The Purification of the Unclean. After more repetition of how the grift works, we discuss flaming bags of poo and whether calling someone a heifer is ever okay (it's not). And we're still left wondering how long it takes hooves to burn down. Thank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - B...

Husband and Wife answer questions about Korah. First we call out Facebook and its fuckery. Then we learn that we weren't the first to call out Moses for being a grifter, and that the better stories about people in the Bible are usually found anywhere BUT the Bible. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 14: The People Rebel Against the Lord / God's Punishment on Israel / The Death of the Ten Evil Spies / The Defeat of Israel at Hormah; and chapter 15: Laws Concerning Offerings / The Stoning of a Sabbath Breaker / Fringes on Garments. We wonder why the masses are always so stupid, and we learn the price of picking up sticks on the wrong day. There is a lo...

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 12: Miriam and Aaron Speak Against Moses; and chapter 13: The Twelve Spies Sent to Canaan. We learn that Snow White was pale due to leprosy, and that somehow the giants survived The Flood. This was actually our favorite section of Numbers so far! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 10: The Silver Trumpets / The Israelites Depart from Sinai; and chapter 11: The Lord Sends Quails. The people are all whiny, which makes Moses all whiny, which makes God throw yet another tantrum. There's some smiting and choking and yet another plague and seriously guys, Are we there yet? God makes them gluttonous and then gets ticked off at the gluttony...

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 8: Aaron Lights the Lamps / The Cleansing of the Levites; and chapter 9: The Observance of the Passover. We talk about the tragedy of not being allowed to celebrate due to having touched dead people (which, you know, GRODY). Then we learn that these fools followed a cloud around for 40 years and seriously what even is this religion? Support this podcast at —...

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 7: Offerings for the Dedication of the Altar. We read this one as a stand-alone because it's so long that we're actually still reading it and will probably be reading it through next year. All the Tribes got together and donated lambs andon fancy platters. The End. Don't make this harder than it has to be. Support this podcast at — https://redcirc...

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 5: The Unclean Driven from the Camp / The Law of Recompense / The Law Concerning Jealousy; and chapter 6: The Law for the Nazarite / The Priestly Benediction. We get a reminder that a dirty got to go, and we learn that if you're infertile it's probably because you're a cheating cheater. Nazarites seem to get a raw deal but we don't really care...

Husband and Wife answer questions about how an entire book dedicated to numbers can have such egregious mathematical errors. They revisit the Pickle Clan and wonder why Aaron is the main character when Moses is the firstborn son (ugh, like it even really matters). Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 3: The Number and Duties of the Levites / The Redemption of the Firstborn; and chapter 4: The Tasks Assigned to the Levites. We learn about the Pickle Clan and who carries what and what color the cloths are supposed to be (mostly blue). If you look directly at any of this stuff, your face will probably melt off and you will definitely die. Husband gets annoye...

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Husband and Wife cover Numbers chapter 1: The Numbering of Israel at Sinai / The Appointment of the Levites; and chapter 2: The Camps and Leaders of the Tribes. First there are congrats to Husband for going a month without smoking. Then we get all numbery and our cat is so bored that she tries to eat toilet paper. Go Team! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bibl...

Happy one-year anniversary! And WOOHOO what a great way to finally end Leviticus! Husband and Wife answer questions about slavery and learn why there are so many weird laws. They take a quiz to test their knowledge, and Husband kicks it out of the park before getting tripped up by the cat. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 26: The Blessings of Obedience / The Consequences of Disobedience; and chapter 27: Laws Concerning Dedications. God threatens to make us eat our children. Wife loses her. Husband reminds Wife the Bible is stupid and God is a . Leviticus is officially DONE and there is much rejoicing. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bib...

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Husband and Wife cover Leviticus chapter 25: Sabbath Years and the Year of Jubilee. Let your fields lie fallow every 7 years and throw a big- rager every 50 years. Israelites get to own everything and can do take-backs on houses and land. They also get to own slaves as property passed down to their kids. This god guy is ungodly and we hate him so much becauseslavery. Support this podcast at — http...