Run Your Mouth

Rob breaks down Trump's full 720 back to war with Iran, the Taylor Swift wedding money-laundering theory, a cracked support beam in the old Pfizer building, and a sales-tactics analysis of why Trump's closing moves are finally failing him. Plus Patriot missiles to Ukraine, a Tyler Robinson trial check-in, and the sketchy US-Israel military arrangement. Shorter mid-week drop. See Rob in Gal...

Cold open News intro, then a long weekend recap — gas station idiocy, the roadside sandwich, and why every pool has become a strip club. Into the meat: the MKUltra congressional hearing, the CIA's refusal to be investigated, and a full breakdown of the Four Levels of Evil framework. Then Trump's financial corruption — the 600 tariff trades, the memecoin scheme that fleeced his own fans, th...

Back from the Porch and straight into the nightmare — a Newport storyteller show for liberals, a month-long dealership hostage situation, and the hotel industry's war on your dignity. Then we get into it: the Supreme Court dumped a pile of end-of-term rulings all at once, so we break down birthright citizenship in Trump v. Barbara (and why "it's not the baby's fault" is secre...

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The war's over — or there's a "memorandum of understanding," which apparently lets you end a war without resolving anything and still get celebrated for it. First, the nonsense: employees who just stare at you, Delta's baggage-claim betrayal in Minnesota, and Seamless getting officially condemned. Then UFC at the White House, the Iran deal read line by line, Gabbard's Ukraine bio lab receipts, cen...

The show's back after a week off, and the host has come to terms with the fact that being productive on weekends is what kills the podcast — so it's back to living like a slob for the good of the audience. Quick update on the move off StreamYard to all-OBS, a Porch Tour recap from Detroit where the crowd turned out to personally know half the Whitmer kidnapping plotters, and then the real...

Cold open news intro. Followed by the latest in Iran, the seeming DT walk back and you can totally trust them now, they learned their lesson after my spanking. After that we've got the latest nonsense news including Daylight Savings time, Trump Seeing A doctor and more. Closing out the show with NYC Gov supermarkets, Abrego Garcia charges dropped, cops writing tickets to handless drivers and R...

Robbie the Fire is joined by Kyle Anzalone of the Kyle Anzalone Show and Antiwar.com for a wide-ranging conversation on conspiracies, war reporting, and the state of the Iran conflict. We open with recent fringe stories — a journalist claiming to be targeted by directed energy weapons after reporting on Epstein's Zorro Ranch, the reality behind Havana syndrome and sonic weapons, the cluster of...

The debut edition of THE NONSENSE TIMES hits the press — Trump pays himself $1.776 billion to apologize for being the government, a 94-year-old gets indicted as a pretext for war, and the Defense Department drops UFO files while the country quietly fights two wars. Then: Trump's six-level subterranean palace, Iran handing out AK-47s on state TV, the IRGC busting US arms shipments into Iraqi Ku...

Trump posts an AI image of himself perp-walking a chained alien — one cuff, no caption, total chaos — while the New York Post tries to convince subway riders that four alien species have been pulled from crashed UFOs (the source: an 89-year-old who didn't see anything but believes the people who told him). The Epstein "suicide note" finally turns up, Rob runs through every unanswered question that...

The Hantavirus is back, the alien files just dropped, and questioning the Iran war is officially treasonous. Rob runs through the simplest solution to two world problems at once (military industrial complex + vermin), explains why the most transparent administration in history can't stop telling you its real-time thoughts, breaks down Trump's "nobody respects you without a nuke"...

Day 60 of Operation Epic Fury — except it's not called that anymore. Or a war. Or active kinetic bombing. We track every name the administration has given this thing depending on who's asking and what court they're standing in. Trump tells Congress the ceasefire stopped the War Powers Act clock, calls the seized Iranian oil tanker situation "a very profitable business," and compares the U.S. Navy...

Turns out the great big beautiful White House ballroom was just a roof for the elites' new underground bunker — and they tore out the OLD bunker to build it. Hilariously bad management if Iran takes a swing while it's still under construction. Robbie breaks down why elites should be legally barred from owning bunkers, the Iranian negotiation strategy of showing Trump their cards before the...

Sunday night emergency pod after the ballroom shooting. We break down the footage, the runner who moved at MK Ultra speeds, JD Vance's "can I finish my food?" face, and a peace sermon on why you shouldn't help other people. Plus: Trump cancels Iran peace talks while claiming a "better deal" he can't describe, falls asleep mid-Oval Office meeting, and tells a reporte...

Professor David Beito returns to pitch a path to peace in the Middle East that nobody's talking about: the Swiss Canton model. Two dozen self-governing cantons, a deliberately weak federal government, freedom of movement, and the rule of law — applied to a combined Israel-Palestine roughly the same size as Switzerland itself. We get into why the two-state solution is dead, how privatizing the 97%...

The Iran ceasefire continues — or does it? Rob breaks down Trump's daily flip-flops, Iran's oil storage crisis, and the real game of economic chicken being played in the Hormuz. Plus: a former congressman explains how DC sexual blackmail operations actually work, Swalwell's $75K campaign bender and the hypocrisy of his "believe all women" pitch, kids are speedrunning the Scientology building, a st...

Rob heads into the demon realm because reality has become an AOL pump and dump email. Three days ago Trump said the Hormuz Strait would reopen itself. Now we're blocking it ourselves and picking a fight with China. This episode: JD Vance walks into Pakistan negotiations like a demonic Mister Rogers and spends 20 hours demanding Iran accept terms they already rejected. Netanyahu confirms on camera...

The Iran ceasefire is collapsing in real time — JD Vance says it never included Lebanon, Iran says it did, and Pakistan (who mediated the whole thing) is siding with Iran. Meanwhile Trump is charging Iran protection money for the Strait of Hormuz, Pam Bondi no-showed the Epstein deposition because she's "unprepared," and Melania held a surprise press conference distancing herself fro...

Rob Bernstein debuts the new Run Your Mouth studio, fires Producer Man on day one, and declares war on being the biggest show on the internet. This episode: the FEMA administrator apparently got teleported to a Waffle House by demons. A hot Iranian woman gets deported for calling America "the great Satan" and Rob pitches his immigration reform platform. Pam Bondi's replacement channe...

Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open hitting Lindsey Graham, Hegseth purging generals, animals judging your kinks, and Israel's negotiation strategy of assassinating people mid-talks. The main show kicks off with the Kristi Noem husband scandal -- Rob wrestles with crossing his own "leave the guy alone" red line before diving into the bigger question: how does the...

Rob Bernstein opens with a produced satirical cold open recapping the full lunacy of the Iran war, then dives into why the Kash Patel hack was probably Iran flexing that they have more dirt where that came from. The episode centers on the growing case for breaking up with Israel: other countries are paying Iran for Hormuz access, creating a natural off-ramp to the war that only Israel loses from -...

Rob Bernstein tears apart Donald Trump's latest Iran war claims -- from the mystery "gift" Iran allegedly sent Trump ("I can't tell you what it is, but it's worth a tremendous amount of money") to the moving goalposts on regime change, to the $1.5 billion insider trading allegations tied to Trump's war announcements. Rob breaks down the full timeline: Trump'...

Rob Bernstein kicks off a rare Saturday night live stream by roasting Trump's commemorative "winning" coin, then tears into the DHS funding standoff where Trump threatened to replace unpaid TSA agents with ICE officers -- because apparently ICE isn't busy deporting anyone anyway. The bulk of the episode digs into the Iran war with devastating Hegseth clips where the Secretary of War insists "nothi...

Rob Bernstein breaks down Donald Trump's never-ending "victory lap" as the Iran war spirals -- from the CIA briefing that Iran's new Supreme Leader might be gay, to Trump calling kamikaze boats AI-generated, to the President accidentally going full Yoda mid-press conference ("Dig, we must"). Rob covers Joe Kent's resignation from the National Counterterrorism Center, NATO allies refusing to join t...

Rob Bernstein asks whether we're watching a ghost war between two countries that might not have functioning leaders anymore -- and somehow that's not even the craziest part. Trump claims total air superiority while planes are "spontaneously falling from the sky," Pete Hegseth accidentally announces war crimes on camera, the FCC threatens to pull broadcast licenses for not spinnin...