Rugby Ranter Banter

I talk rugby bollocks, as per... I was gonna add my latest stand up set's audio to the end, but you can't hear any laughter, so I decided I'd rather tear my own eyes out. Instead, you can enjoy an old recording of me, in a restaurant, quietly, coming up with a song about my married friend who I'd just found out was regularly engaging in threesomes. SHED!

I start things off by discussing the validity of offensive language, and then (for once) I talk about rugby, reviewing every match from round 2 of the prem. Doesn't that sound awful?  SHED!

My penis is on a time limit, and I watched a giant burn to the ground... Also a new segment: Eddie vs Eddie. SHED!

I start with a story about Anne Heche (you know who she fucked), then there's a recording of my live-streamed fantasy rugby draft (nobody got fucked), and, finally, there's my stand up set from Friday night (I fuck the audience). SHED!

A savagely short, and practically pointless, podcast. Don't give up before the end, though, where you get to hear me talk about my late-night encounters with a bat and a...moon goddess?!!

A new defense coach, the inevitable castration of society,  and an all-time England 23.  Shed!

Banned From Twitter: Special Stand Up Bonus Episode: Eddie Can't Sort Out His Audio & Deserves To Be Killed.

Suffering from drug-induced ptsd, Eddie does his best to  make a rugby podcast.

Mystery Episode, Sevens History Episode...You Get The Gistery Episode.

There's a cricket in my shed, and I think it's episode 11!

Celebrations! Ashton! Hips! Steroids! Monster Muscle! Reverse Outro! SHED!

The eighth bloody podcast: The forests are closed and so are Eddie's wife's legs...Stay tuned for an explosive ending.

It's hotter than ever in the rugby shed as Eddie plays "strip podcasting" in Episode Shed7. Also discussed: sleep deprivation, screaming children, external USB sound cards, and even RUGBY!!! Also, the return of unofficial sponsor, Monster Energy. FUN!

Sweat Lodge.

Crawl Space: Worst Episode Ever.

Bonobos, Barbarians, and accidentally stealing Gloucester fans' nickname. SHED!

ENERGY! ENERGY! ENERGY! ENERGY! EPISODE 3! SHED 7! METH! SWEARING! PLAYING GOD! (And more.)

On episode 2, Eddie hides from his wife inside the 2nd most important shed in world rugby, discusses eligibility requirements and Israel Folau's religious homophobia, and ends with a rather fantastic new song. Probably not as good as the first episode, but he's bloody well trying!

Episode 1. Eddie Stephens sits in his stupid little shed and rants about Eddie Jones' squad to tour South Africa. It's raw, it's sexy, it's probably fun to listen to, and it has THE greatest ending theme song of all time.