Rugby Ranter Banter

Eddie makes a brief appearance before disappearing, again, into the depths of the shedverse. Just relax.

I don't have time to write a description because I have to get my son to bed. Is that alright? Good.

My dogs ruined a perfectly good orgasm. You can hear my enthusiasm fade as this episode goes on. Definitely a sloppy mess of a podcast, but let's pretend it's great, yeah?

I fail to save the life of a bee, vibrators are things children should avoid, and some teams played rugby, but who gives a shit about that stupid sport?

The last episode was unlistenable, due to technological issues, and this one might be alright... I talk about my new washer & dryer, the Premiership, Major League Rugby, and the upcoming Wales vs England match. SHED!

Can you imagine a strange, super-advanced monkey creature strapping a saddle to my head and riding me through the countryside? No? Well, let me help you.  Also, I'll talk about the 6 Nations.  SHED!

England won, isn't that fun, look at the wonderful pod I've done... I talk about the 6 Nations, Irish salt, the stomach flu, and dinosaur ghosts...SHED!

The  audio technology Gods tried to silence him, but Russ Milsom (quietly) comes in my shed to discuss: social media, morality, veganism, podcasting, rugby, AND MORE!!! SHED!

I feel rough, I had a show inside a giant penis, and I try to argue that we can emulate Ireland's success by stealing their formula.  SHED!

The new England squad is out, Mike Fucking Brown is back, and Eddie's been having weird dreams. Also he forgets things. As per. SHED!

I acknowledge some cockups from the last episode, and I make some new ones. SHED! 

It's 2019, I'm snowed in, and you won't understand the title unless you listen to the end.

My kids are ill, my dogs are annoying, and my podcast is weird...Join me.  SHED!

AJ interrupts me, and we have technical issues.  Also, there's a fun new  outro song, but it sounds awful, so I regret doing it, now. SHED!

Eddie is furious because he got cock blocked by sweet babies & a child ruined his comedy show...Supplemental Episode...Listen to it: it's stupid.

If you ask me, this is a shit one, but what do I know? I do talk about porn, puppies, and Andy Goode... That's weird, innit?

My son's left testicle is swollen, and I hurt my neck at the gym. Also rugby.

In a bizarre piece of ironic misfortune, I introduce this episode with a Scottish joke but accidentally say the wrong nationality and have to change it, later...  Unfortunately, I do so with all the subtlety of a Gary Graham photo shoot. Anyway, it's cool, enjoy. SHED!

EXTRA RANTY EPISODE! EDDIE JONES, YOU'RE SO F@(#ING WEIRD!!!!

An accumulation of cockups that lead to a lovely nervous breakdown, to round out the show. I am podcast.

Terrible rugby chat, followed by one of the worst stand up sets I've ever performed/endured. Listen until the end to enjoy the voyeuristically delightful, accidental, post-show, illegal recording. Best bit!

European rugby, screaming in public, the "Bristol Effect", an England 23 for Eddie Jones, and I'm, actually, far from fully erect. SHED!

Balloons, smugness, and a "Form" England squad. SHED!

1 day late, I deserve your hate.

If Danny Cipriani had made this podcast, everyone would say he's a genius!