Ruff Cuts

Jim Carrey carries his career out of the way of made-for-TV Ace Ventura 3, leaving it in the capable hands of the voice of Air Buddy Budderball. Get your Hawaiian shirts and pompadours ready to kick some cops, race some heelys, and fart to save the animals. 

He's the maaaaaaaaaaaaaan! But not a dog - Boyks shares a classic B-movie with co-host Ilyon anyway. So download this to your DAMN TALKING BOX and enjoy

A sensitive, powerful, Christian take on a single-parent home, torn apart by war and the one big jackass that farts his way into their hearts; Kevin Sorbo.  

Down the most toxic beer you can find, turn on the nitrous in your car, find a dog, and punch a cop in his sunglasses - it's Highway to Hell

Please? Pleeeeeaase? Just a whiff? A little treat? C'mon.   Welcome to wholesome Christian family movies, starring Jesus' 13th psychic immortal dog apostle.

Boyks and Ilyon stumble on a pit as dark as the depths of Uranus!! (canned laughter). FamilyEntertainment.tv AKA - WowNow, Doc TV, Pup TV, Dream Machine Animation, Toe Jamz, and Brainy Pants presents a steaming pile of shit generated in an afternoon specifically to trick parents into accidentally buying it. Please don't give them money and fame and make them TheAsylum 2. Please, please. We're begg...

Hey look it's the second Pup Star movie! Hold on, I'm being handed a note... OH FUCK, THIS IS THE FOURTH??? THEY MADE FOUR?

It's a classic tale of man meets dog, man kills dog, man cyberizes dog, man hooks up with dog's mom! Welcome to Ruff Cuts

Special guest Kobuddy joins us for a Christmas special! Boyks received the gift of a DVD monster dog; a movie that has been removed everywhere else we looked. We get to find out if it's a Christmas miracle or a real monster mutt.

The boys are haunted by a spirit of Christmas past, when the director of Santa's Summer Home returns with Christmas Spirit; the story of an Eldritch Christmas Milf and her B&E expert. Strap in.

Would you like to business film business to maximize your earning potential? We can hook you up with a distributor and Richard Karn so you can repackage your bad family dog movie into a worse "adult-themed" Christmas "comedy". Time to business.

It's that most wonderful time of the year! When Ilyon forgets to look at the production company for the second week in a row and we're forced to watch an Asylum film about dogs pissin'   Happy holidays to all who celebrate!

Boyks detoxes Ilyon from League of Legends Worlds through negative reinforcement with a monstrous nightmare of a Buzzfeed studios film based on their Purina Puppy Chow ad campaign

Guest special Scooby expert TheJewker returns for the WWE Scooby special movie. Will The Bonebender bend bones? How awesome *is* The Miz? Will anyone see John Cena? Find out!

The fairy tale classic comes back, now with 50% more spitting, cowpokes, anthropomorphic animals, hips, racism, unfortunate dentistry, and smoooooooooooooothness. 

It's time for spooky night and we have an extra scary surprise movie for everyone - including Ilyon.

We convene our panel of experts, with special guest Devious Vacuum to discuss bicon 2004 film, Van Helsing. Is he a good boy? Why is his hair so luscious? Find out!

Are you ready for the werewolf break? Guess which of our podcasters is a werewolf in the Werewolf Break! (Please keep your pencils ready and take notes. This is a test)

The spookiest season is upon us! Canadian Thanksgiving! We welcome in the whole family; The Black Lagoon creature, Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, and the good boy Wolfman.

Enjoy episode 153 - See Spot Run, with a talented cast of actors like Steve Schirripa (The Sopranos), Paul Sorvino (Goodfellas), Michael Clarke Duncan (Green Mile) and... David Arquette (Hamlet 2) we're sure to get a good one... Right? R-right?

Boyks and Ilyon find and explore another film from writer/director/editor Richard Boddington (Dogfather (2010)). It's Against The Wild 2 - The only Canadian film of 2016 to get an American theatrical release.  

"Jesus Christ, it's like a fucking dog movie in here" - Will Forte, Strays-man

Special guest TheJewker joins us for a special 150 celebration episode where we dive into the deep world of renowned luchador El Santo and his intense tag team cage match rivalry with every Universal classic monster. Discover all that you need about Satan, suplexes, and the evil Dr. Eric and his quest for Dracula's gold.

Dogs, cops, and millennials on cell phones. It's a family dog film!

Jack Black gets NASTY in the land of infinite Jar-Jar Binks'. Strap in, find a toilet and mail yourself home - it's Neverending Story... 3.   Falkor is a dog, btw