Ruff Cuts

Boyks goes in for some pre-venge against Ilyon with a doggy swap movie for Christmas. Chips, the omnipotent Christmas deity turns a fade-cut liberal Seattle-ite Christmas assassin into a dog to face divine punishment; spending time with her family during the holidays.

"I will stand by the first movie of this, I've seen it; it's good" - Boyks, 2024

Canadian activation in progress: log drivers, hairum scarum, house hippos, infinite hair, magic brushes, loons, transient ghosts, put it on your head - but not your mouth

Hit internet sensations are here! It's Spanky, the Pony That Hates and his good friend Dally, to ride him. Will they do anything else for 90 minutes? Of course not!

Boyks won't stop the cycle of violence. Time for an "improved" Little Bigfoot

The Halloween monsters are all going to sleep, but they awakened something frozen, something... worse. It's our first Christmas movie of the year!

At long last, the chosen one

It's Halloween and what's scarier than a good boy Chupacabra? The intersection of art and exploitation.

We're closing in on the end of spooky season and the end of the Howling series! This time, it's the "battle of ultimate evil" between vampire, werewolf, and boredom

Mario Van Peebles stars as bad dog werewolf cop in an 90s HBO special movie about cleaning the streets of werewolf smack. Oh. Boy.

Boyks and Ilyon become Watchers this week, starting off spooky season with a tried and true formula - Roger Corman, with a dash of Michael Ironside... And... Is that Corey Haim??

CW: Racism, sexual assault Special guest TheJewker joins us for a world-ending party about god, life, art, racism, immaturity, farts, dicks, asses, bad words, bath salts, and more total bullshit.

The Bigfoot weed would fix what's wrong with us.

"Down Dog is about a man who turned himself into a dildo and he's trying to... not let his ex-wife turn him into a pet dog and his life is very disorganized but his son needs him. So he's struggling." - Director Andres Dussan

Boyks and Ilyon are back from a rare trip to the theatre with a special fan request episode. Time to get Randy and yuck it up with Claptrap and friends in Borderlands.   Not laugh, yuck.   Why do you hate us?

Jut Monroe, undercover dog cop, here to prevent a $30 million theft of Nigerian email money from the CIA computer banks. Now that's EZ money.

It's a double feature of bad cartoon knock-offs, from a PS2 game cartoon movie to Japanese fake Disney animation, check out the garden of horrid delights Boyks has trapped Ilyon with this week.

Good boys Boyks and Ilyon bite into a new dog series with Underworld. The world is at war again, werewolves, vampires, twinks and Skrillex war in the streets. Can Kate Beckinsale wear tight enough pants to take them all down?

  We're 'Geeko'ing out about more live action Dragon Ball action. We cover all the pulse-pounding, chi-blasting, head sliding action as Goku meets the Great Gazoo and stops the apocalypse monkey. Dragon Ball!

Ilyon and Boyks rediscover the magic of Akira Toriyama by looking at the live action adaptation of Dragon Ball! Ilyon's pretty sure the president is a dog and that should count, so we'll see how far the adaptation strays from the source

Back from a very short work and injury hiatus, it's another episode of lost media! Boyks dug up another 70s made for TV movie special! You're Trapped in here with us and the dogs

Magic amulets, dog people, hot dog guns and (of course) a healthy dose of bare feet. Now that's a dog movie!

Ilyon and Boyks return for another dark comedy about feeding bodies to dogs - how does this keep happening?

Wilby Daniels returns with brother Moochie to commit dog crimes, shoot commercials, practice law, and get married. Guest host Kobuddy returns for the non-Tim Allen Shaggy Dog made for TV movie; The Return of the Shaggy Dog!

Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to honour the life of big banker, embezzler, and landlord Wishbone, Boyks' old favourite, who we now must unfortunately END