Ruff Cuts

Boyks and Ilyon become Watchers this week, starting off spooky season with a tried and true formula - Roger Corman, with a dash of Michael Ironside... And... Is that Corey Haim??

CW: Racism, sexual assault Special guest TheJewker joins us for a world-ending party about god, life, art, racism, immaturity, farts, dicks, asses, bad words, bath salts, and more total bullshit.

The Bigfoot weed would fix what's wrong with us.

"Down Dog is about a man who turned himself into a dildo and he's trying to... not let his ex-wife turn him into a pet dog and his life is very disorganized but his son needs him. So he's struggling." - Director Andres Dussan

Boyks and Ilyon are back from a rare trip to the theatre with a special fan request episode. Time to get Randy and yuck it up with Claptrap and friends in Borderlands.   Not laugh, yuck.   Why do you hate us?

Jut Monroe, undercover dog cop, here to prevent a $30 million theft of Nigerian email money from the CIA computer banks. Now that's EZ money.

It's a double feature of bad cartoon knock-offs, from a PS2 game cartoon movie to Japanese fake Disney animation, check out the garden of horrid delights Boyks has trapped Ilyon with this week.

Good boys Boyks and Ilyon bite into a new dog series with Underworld. The world is at war again, werewolves, vampires, twinks and Skrillex war in the streets. Can Kate Beckinsale wear tight enough pants to take them all down?

  We're 'Geeko'ing out about more live action Dragon Ball action. We cover all the pulse-pounding, chi-blasting, head sliding action as Goku meets the Great Gazoo and stops the apocalypse monkey. Dragon Ball!

Ilyon and Boyks rediscover the magic of Akira Toriyama by looking at the live action adaptation of Dragon Ball! Ilyon's pretty sure the president is a dog and that should count, so we'll see how far the adaptation strays from the source

Back from a very short work and injury hiatus, it's another episode of lost media! Boyks dug up another 70s made for TV movie special! You're Trapped in here with us and the dogs

Magic amulets, dog people, hot dog guns and (of course) a healthy dose of bare feet. Now that's a dog movie!

Ilyon and Boyks return for another dark comedy about feeding bodies to dogs - how does this keep happening?

Wilby Daniels returns with brother Moochie to commit dog crimes, shoot commercials, practice law, and get married. Guest host Kobuddy returns for the non-Tim Allen Shaggy Dog made for TV movie; The Return of the Shaggy Dog!

Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to honour the life of big banker, embezzler, and landlord Wishbone, Boyks' old favourite, who we now must unfortunately END

Kuvo joins our hosts this week for the return of Robo-dog. Robo-dog's death and reanimation as a new entity - Mr. Sparky - raises serious ethical and philosophical implications. Do our memories define who we are? Can a machine have a soul? Do you think the kids dad just gets them every second weekend, or...? Find out the answer to at least one of these questions!

Join us this week in Roblox for Secret Agent Dingledorf and His Trusty Dog Splat: The Case of the Giggle Geeks. What an easy name to market off of. Why not just use the fake name used in this Christian children's movie? Clowns Gone Wild? Jesus Christ

Merry Christmas! I know you asked for dog adventures with the Dogateers Timmy, but how would you like a Christmas movie with Dean Cain instead???? You were a bad kid, Timmy.

Special guest and Hokuto No Ken enjoyer Tie tuesday joins us for the 1995 live action adaptation. Why is Chris Penn here? Where is Ken's wife? Are we already dead? Is Jackal the best boy, or whippit Nosferatu? Time to find out!

And the incredibly confused podcast. We learn the lifecycle of clowns, how to prevent a heart attack (downing a full bottle of pills), what a snipe looks like, and absolutely nothing about a dog. How does this keep happening? Put a dog in your dog movies!

Boyks dredges up a VHS tape from the depths of Disney hell and straps Ilyon down to learn the lore of the mysterious sixth Airbuddy. Get ready buddyheads, for the not-at-all exciting answer.  

There's no bunny, no puppy, and forget about Easter. It's another David DeCouteau masterpiece!

Boyks and Ilyon stumble across pirate gold sapphires dollar store glass beads in the form of R.A.D.A.R. the bionic dog. Pirates, cyborgs, mad scientists, and corrupt mayors abound and somehow it's all unwatchable. Time to walk the plank.

Ilyon's back from vacation and it's a wild ride, as this week we plunge the dark depths of the American dream and try to get to the bottom of who's scamming who. Boyks fills up his corkboard to try to find the key to money laundering, and a little girl searches for the American Dream - time with family (spelled: M-O-N-E-Y

Today, the boys look at Rottweiler, a Terminator-inspired Breaking Benjamin-ass hardcore exploitation movie. It's ruff alright.