Rude Tales of Magic

As a special end of year treat for you, our finest listeners, we're unlocking a taste of some of the dee-lectable bonus content you can find on our PATREON ! We can't make the show without our beautiful Patreon supporters- you seem beautiful, shouldn't you be one of them? Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his immense fortune to travel every inch of our wonder...

Every year, the Rude Tales crew plays Yuletide Kombat Family, an amazing adventure where holiday characters fight each other to save Christmas (I think?). This year, however, the battle is PROM-THEMED! How? Why? Who? Huh? All will be answered in YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY IV: PROM! Yuletide Kombat Family is invented, GM’d, produced, and sound designed by Tim Platt. Editing from Sam Grant with special...

"Silent night, holy night"? Fat chance! This holiday season, we're treating you to a fully produced bonus game from the Rude Crew: Tom Bloom's "Goblin With A Fat Ass". Run and produced by Rude Tales of Magic's  Carly Monardo, this very special episode introduces Rude Tales of Magic: Nethermurk's  GM, Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore ( Rude Tales of Magic ) and Branson " Rude Tales of Mag...

The gang enters the mosquito temple. Will they survive it's many dangers? Well with Paris blinded and covered in unending darkness...could go either way! Follow us on  twitter  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound desig...

As our heroes prepare to enter the Mosquito Temple in search of God's Blood, we turn to a darker corner of these creepy caves. Agrigenta (Carly Monardo) and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) remain trapped in the Neon Black after killing the popular band Containment, but will a mysterious creature known only as "Ranger" (Tim Platt) be able to rescue them? Or does a stranger newcomer (Branson Reese) have...

Alt Title: Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Getting their Light Eaten Some Personal News: All of our classic live shows are up for sale in our Patreon Shop ! You don't have to be a patron to purchase (though Patrons do get sweet discounts), so what are you waiting for? would you pass up the chance to reunite with Naughty Nico?? Follow us on  twitter  for goodness sake, it's fun!...

...And so it was foretold, when the clock struck October and that first chill was felt on the wind, when children would gambol about in foolish costumes begging for treats, and Rude Tales of Magic would have a third release week in a month, that they would pause their beloved ongoing narrative (Nethermurk: In Theaters Now!), and turn their tales from Rude...to BLOOD. When three of New York City's...

Just when they think they've escaped the forest of carnivorous plants, the gang finds themselves in a tiny echo-pocket of air surrounded by a freezing lake full of *gulp* sharks! Will they ever reach Culicidan, City Con Carne? Or are they quickly devoured by sharks and most of this episode is just looping lake wave sound effects? Listen to find out! Follow us on  twitter  for goodness sa...

Our Heroes travel upwards. But in some cruel twist of fate, only greater dangers await them?? Dang! I thought they were already through the vexing obstacles!!! Follow us on  twitter  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This episode features additional sound...

This clip contains a sneak peak of Tim Platt's debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK out Monday, 9/30 . If you're interested, please pre-save on Spotify or pre-order on iTunes here . If you're in the NYC area, Tim's doing an album release show/party at Littlefield on Monday, 9/30 ! You can get tix and more info here . If you want to see Tim perform in Chicago, DC, LA, or Seattle, grab tix here . See...

Mamma Mia! We turn from our heroes' journey to train our narrative eye to another side of the thrilling world of Nethermurk. Following the Dark Elves' capture of peaceful Wingslip, Elfiscuri agents Agrigenta Salumeria (Carly Monardo), Vocal Monument (Tim Platt), and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) attempt to use two VIP prisoners- CONTAINMENT's own Kevin (Branson Reese) and G.G. Containment (James Adom...

Have you ever wondered: what is inside a Hot Dog? WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:   Oh These Those Stars of Space!   In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on  twitter  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney a...

The party, now fully assembled, ventures in to the Bat town of Wingslip for some much-needed sustenance at Batplebee's. But what awaits them there? Danger? Parental Discipline? Delicious Appetizers? All this...and more??? WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:   Oh These Those Stars of Space!   In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTH...

WELCOME TO NETHERMURK So many strange things lie below, cut off from the surface, at home in the deepest, darkest caves. Who would dare tell their story? Surely not the brave and good-looking cast of Rude Tales of Magic. Unless-no! They wouldn't! Would they??? Goddamn. They just might be crazy enough to do it. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:   Oh These Those Stars of Space!   In all s...

Our heroes finally learn where the honey has been hiding all these many years. But will such knowledge come without a price? And will that price not be a yellow liquid (honey) but a red one (blood)? And hey, what ever happened to that Obelisk anyways? Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat?   Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner!...

When Moriarty Newman makes an offer, is it one you can't refuse? Is it one you'd turn on your allies for? Is it one one that will bring you closer to... honey? Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat?   Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:   Oh These Those Stars of Space!   In all since...

In which the party details their sordid pasts, encounters some avian wildlife, enters a mysterious structure, and meets- no! It can't be! ::gasps:: Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat?   Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:   Oh These Those Stars of Space!   In all sincerity, it's e...

Just when you thought it safe to sweeten your tea- all the honey in the world was gone. For centuries. Miss you, you sweet golden amber you. And that's all there is to it, certainly nothing a Prince (Ali Fisher), a Professor (Christopher Hastings), a Grizzled Sea Captain (Joe Lepore), a hacker (Carly Monardo), and a washed-up thief (Branson Reese), can do about it. Why if a bunch that ragtag wante...

Will friends become enemies? Will colleagues become friends? Will the hunters become the hunted? Will the sword call...to you??? WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:   Oh These Those Stars of Space!   In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on  twitter  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best...

You'd think a waterfront town like Piss Harbor would never run dry. And usually? You'd be right. Then this episode came along and turned everything on its head. Episodes have a habit of doing that, don't they? Anyways, can our heroes solve the mystery of the Piss Harbor drought? And will it have something to do with the episode's special guest (Zach Cherry)? Impossible to know until you listen! Th...

And on the 30th day (of April) they... released a live show episode?? That's right! As a special treat on this bonus week, we've got our Live Show LENT ENDERS. Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn on March 30th, 2024, this show has all your faves! Branson! Joe! Carly! Ali! Christopher! And even 'Trim' Tim Platt! Wanna watch this episode? You can see the video of this show right now on our P...

A battle of logic. A widower's woe. An apartment move, interrupted. Truly, these are Weird Times in Piss Harbor. WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:   Oh These Those Stars of Space!   In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING. Follow us on  twitter  for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact...

When a bounty is called on Christ Sux (special guest Abdul Aziz) our heroes take the case. But maybe they should be less focus on the bounty, and more on who called for the bounty... Thanks again to Abdul for joining us on this one, and check out his great ttrpg podcast Spout Lore . You'll be glad you did!! WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:   Oh These Those Stars of Space!   In all sinc...

Our crew of fearless Bounty Hunters take on their toughest assignment- stage magicians (special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)!! What is truth and what is illusion in their world of enchantment?? Will even Edgica have her mind freaked by these fearsome foes? Will you dare to behold what is in the hat?? Please do we're not making this to be ignored. LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales retu...

Now, Piss Harbor isn't known as an especially lawful town. No sir. But that's even moreso the case on Binge Night—the one night of the year when all Laws in Piss Harbor take the night off and let their respectful rival Crimes pick up a shift. Whatever will Moose (Joe Lepore), Neil (Ali Fisher), and Jonathan Large (Christopher Hastings) do on this night of wanton criminality? Well, I suppose crimes...