Royally Unhinged THE Podcast

Hello, my name is… uh…Whether you’re at a networking event, a conference, or awkwardly hovering by the cheese tray at a mixer, your nametag is saying a lot before you ever open your mouth. In this episode, we break down the art (and crimes) of nametag etiquette. From oversized bios to “mysterious initials only” to where exactly to stick that thing… we’ve seen it all. 😅Whether you’re a networking...

Let’s take a tour through the shiny new world of Meta AI Ads…and let’s just say, the algorithm has plans for your budget. From promises of effortless leads to the “just trust us” pitch that sounds a lot like every infomercial ever, we’re breaking down:• How Meta is everywhere right now• “Smart campaigns” and they might be designed to make you spend (sometimes without realizing it)• What happens wh...

We’re peeling back the sparkly curtain on awards, accolades, and all the shiny titles everyone seems to be collecting lately. From “award-winning podcasts” to “bestselling authors,” what actually makes a title legit and what’s just clever marketing? (Spoiler: Sometimes the line may be blurrier than you’d think.) Episode sponsored by the Cottage Grove Area Chamber of Commerce & Women in Busines...

Do the hustle… the “Jolly Rancher Hustle.” What would it take to sell a Jolly Rancher for $100? Let’s look at the viral experiment from Duke University where it was something else besides candy that not closed the deal. We’re talking about how people really buy (hint: it’s not just logic).Whether you’re selling services, products, or your next big idea, this one’s got some sweet insight 🍬 This ep...

Hashtags: love ’em, hate ‘em, or stuck somewhere in #marketinglimbo? We go off on the hashtag rabbit hole…what works, what doesn’t, and why some just make us want to delete the internet. 🫠We talk benefits, demises, cringe moments, and how to use hashtags without looking like a try-hard. Whether you’re tagging for visibility or accidentally typing #blessedwrong, this one’s for you. Let’s unpack th...

Is it the World's Worst ______? Or Best? We started with a billboard... and spiraled from there. What is AEO and why the words you use to describe your business matter way more than you think. Spoiler: “High Quality Products” means absolutely nothing? We’re breaking down why vague buzzwords aren’t doing you any favors, how search engines actually read your content, and why your website should...

Is artificial intelligence the future of mental health support... or just a really confident robot with Wi-Fi? We dive into the wild world of AI-generated content, fake faces, and the very real ethical questions around using AI as a stand-in for professional counseling. It’s weird, it’s unhinged, and you’ll probably laugh and think too hard. Real talk. Fake faces. Unfiltered. Listen or watch now:...

What do you do when you work a 9-to-5, run a family, and still have a burning desire to build something of your own? You stain it. You paint it. And you make it happen. We sit down with Amber Bisek, owner of Board & Brush Woodbury, to talk about the power of passion, persistence, and paint. She walks us through how she bought into a creative studio franchise, built a loyal following, and manag...

We’re serving up the ultimate… “mind concept”? You betcha! A story of awkward tension and scheming to destroy the competition, to a full-blown friendship of long days at the coffee house. It’s trusting that there really is enough to go around (and yes, we’re talking about business… not just mashed potatoes).🎧 Listen or watch now:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6oFcqQdcAjmvVazynOpeMDApple P...

What happens when you bring Mr. Woodbury himself onto Royally Unhinged? You get stories, strategy, and a part 2! We sit down with Tim Voit, a master networker, connector, and the guy who somehow knows everyone. From building authentic relationships to actually showing up in your community, Tim breaks down what networking really looks like when it’s done right. 🎧 Watch, listen, and prepare to take...

What’s the secret sauce to scaling your business without feeling like you’re drowning? Spoiler: It’s called The 5 Ones—a business strategy that’s all about getting laser-focused on just ONE audience, ONE offer, ONE conversion method, ONE traffic source, and ONE year. Why doing less can actually lead to more How The 5 Ones can help you simplify, scale, and stop spinning your wheels 🎧 Listen now: S...

Video Marketing. Do you actually need it, or is it just another shiny object? Royally Unhinged is UNSCRIPTED with Matthew Deery from Added Element. In this episode, we dive into the real questions around video marketing We break it down with Sir Matthew and figure out if video is the right fit for your brand and how to leverage it meaningfully if you choose to dive in because VIDEO IS NOT ALWAYS T...

Ever feel like you’re doing two full-time jobs—but only getting credit for one? Kicking things off with a totally unplanned rant about Kwik Trip (because, obviously), and then dive headfirst into the very real, very frustrating uneven playing field women still face in business and at home. It’s spicy, it’s honest, and it’s probably going to hit a little too close to home. 🎧 Listen now: Spotify: h...

She’s taking over Green Bay for Draft Week—so naturally, we had to get her Unhinged first. On an UNSCRIPTED and out in the wild episode, Brie from That Girl Brie (yes, the queen of cheese boards and custom beer cheddar magic) joins us for a special episode of Royally Unhinged – Unscripted just in time for the football frenzy at Lambeau! We talk cheese. We talk business. We talk what it takes to tu...

We need to talk about the “expert” epidemic. In a world where anyone can slap “expert” on a LinkedIn bio or Instagram post, what does that word actually mean? In this episode of Royally Unhinged, we dive into what makes someone truly an expert—and what definitely doesn’t. We looked up the definitions (yes, Oxford and Webster), but we’ve also seen the chaos on social media where everyone has “the s...

Let’s talk about franchises—not the crispy kind (sorry, no fries here), but the kind where you’re handed a business model and a long list of corporate rules. In this episode of Royally Unhinged, we’re diving into the weird world of franchise marketing—where creativity often takes a back seat to brand guidelines and approval chains. From “Can I even post this?” to “Wait, we can’t use emojis?”—we’ve...

You know that one thing someone says or does that makes your soul shrink a little? Yeah… that’s the ick. 🚩 In this episode of Royally Unhinged , we’re unleashing a rapid-fire list of the random, ridiculous, and (occasionally) relatable things that give us the ultimate ick . From awkward business moments to overly chirpy email greetings—nothing is safe, and we are not sorry. It’s real, it’s funny,...

It’s the biggest BS line in business—and we’re calling it out. 👀 In this episode of Royally Unhinged, we’re breaking down why “I’m in marketing” has become the ultimate catch-all phrase for literally everything. From SEO and social media to print ads and promo items—there’s a LOT under the marketing umbrella, and not all of it is magic beans (looking at you, sketchy “SEO experts”). If you’ve ever...

Let’s talk about networking—because not all groups are created equal. 🙃 We’re breaking down the networking groups that actually work—and the ones that might not be the right fit for you. From structured groups with rules (looking at you, BNI 👀) to casual meetups, we’re sharing what’s worked for us and how to find the right networking space to grow your business. Have you ever wondered if you’re...

Not everyone wants a Ferrari— and that’s okay. We’re getting real about the abundance mentality and why competition isn’t always a bad thing. We’ve all been there—feeling threatened by someone in the same industry, wondering why a client chose them over us. But here’s the truth: there’s a perfect fit for everyone. Success isn’t about being the best—it’s about being the right fit for the right peop...

How far can you take a lie on social media? Apparently, pretty far. This week on Royally Unhinged , we’re diving into the shocking story of Belle Gibson —the influencer who built an empire on a completely fake persona . From claiming to cure cancer naturally (spoiler: she never had cancer) to selling a wellness brand based entirely on deception, her rise and fall proves just how easy it is to crea...

We’re officially kicking things off with a big one—why we left Meta (Facebook & Instagram). We’ve spent years in the marketing world, and something has felt off for a while. Organic reach? Gone. Authentic engagement? Buried under ads. Everything on Meta feels pay-to-play, and when TikTok went dark for 12 hours and came back… different… we knew it was time to make a move. ​Why did we leave? ​What d...

In this episode of Royally Unhinged, we dust over the surface of what marketing REALLY is (and isn’t), why networking doesn’t have to be awkward, and the magic of Canadian chocolate. 🍫 Next time on Royally Unhinged (THE FIRST OFFICIAL EPISODE): Why we left Meta (Facebook & Instagram)—what it means for marketers and business owners alike! After you take a listen, drop your three words in the c...

Let’s continue from our first Pre-Quill… What happens when you mix 90s boy band nostalgia, marketing wisdom, and completely unfiltered chaos? You get this episode of Royally Unhinged! 🎙️✨ In Pre-Quill: The Tangents Take Over, we take a detour (okay, several) into childhood memories—including a heartbreaking NSYNC story— as we dive into the good stuff: marketing, branding, and why networking is mo...

Every legendary tale has an origin story... unfortunately, ours just happened to come with a lot of caffeine, a shared mission, and an unshakeable belief that marketing should be fun (and maybe a little bit magical). Welcome to The First Pre-Quill , where we pull back the curtain on how Royally Unhinged came to be. Join Princess Paula of Princess Paula Consulting (your royal Canadian expert of bus...