Royally Unhinged THE Podcast

There’s a trend going around where designers walk up to businesses, film their signage, logos, or storefronts, and publicly “fix” their branding for content. And we’re gonna say it plainly: we hate it. In this episode, we talk about why these drive-by brand critiques are rude, entitled, and completely miss the point of what branding actually is. You don’t know the story. You don’t know the audienc...

⚠️ SPOILER ALERT ⚠️If you haven’t read or watched the Harry Potter series… this is your warning. In this episode, Paula comes in hot with questions — and Tarah does her best to defend the entire Harry Potter universe under what can only be described as a full wizarding-world interrogation. From plot holes and character motivations to “wait, WHY did that happen?” moments, we break down the series i...

Since it’s the holidays, we’re bringing back one of our all-time favorite episodes…and honestly, it’s even better the second time around. In this episode, we break down why the Savannah Bananas aren’t just a baseball team… they’re a masterclass in branding, fan experience, and doing business differently. From packed stadiums to viral moments, they’ve proven that when you prioritize fun, connection...

It’s Christmas Eve, so we’re revisiting the episode that started everything…Go listen to Season 2, Episode 10 first. Trust us. This replay hits harder once you hear how the story evolved. In this original episode, we unpack why Meta stopped working the way it used to…declining organic reach, ads replacing connection, and the growing sense that creators and businesses were being quietly pushed out....

If going viral were actually easy, we’d all be millionaires with ring lights and blue checkmarks. Yet somehow, “How do I go viral?” remains the internet’s favorite question. In this episode, we talk about the obsession with virality, the pressure to chase views instead of value, and why one viral moment doesn’t magically turn into a sustainable business. We spiral (a little), laugh (a lot), and un...

It’s the annual debate that divides households, ruptures friendships, and causes mild emotional damage: How early is too early to put up holiday decorations? 🎄🎁This week, we spiral (in a festive way) into the chaos of early Christmas trees, aggressively cheerful inflatables, and the neighbor who turns on their lights November 1st like it’s a competitive sport. But because we’re us… we can’t stop...

What do you get when a struggling restaurant chain accidentally stumbles into the most authentic marketing strategy ever? A comeback story worthy of its own episode…with chips, salsa, and a side of nostalgia. This week, we’re talking about how Chili’s went from “barely hanging on” to “viral sensation” thanks to one woman ordering a secret-menu-style item, recording it, and posting it online. Chili...

If you’ve ever heard the joke that a woman would rather fight a bear than be alone in a room with a man… well, we took that idea and ran with it straight into the world of business, leadership, expectations, and the never-ending circus women navigate every day. In this episode, we get real about what it means to be a woman in business right now…the pressure to be strong but not too strong, confide...

Tired of working from home… in the same sweatpants… staring at the same wall… pretending your kitchen table is “ergonomic”? Same. In this episode, we went LIVE at KPT Collaborative in Hudson, Wisconsin to talk about why coworking spaces are the productivity cheat code no one is talking about. From better lighting (literally) to human interaction (yes, the bar is low), coworking may be exactly what...

Ever watch Thursday Night Football and suddenly question reality? Tarah did…and it all started with three little letters: TNF.In this episode, we tackle the branding fumble that sparked a full-blown conversation about how critical recognition, consistency, and visual identity are, whether you’re the NFL or a small business trying to stand out in a crowded feed. We’re talking: • When branding disap...

Let us all channel our inner Gary Vee energy: no fluff, no filler, just relentless truth & marketing moves. What’s going to happen 2026, are you stop chasing followers and start commanding attention? From content strategy glitches to the “you-need-that” hustle myth, we’re tearing it all down and rebuilding with purpose. Expect bold takes on:🎩 Attention vs. Audience and what really matters tod...

Grab your goblet and tighten your corset, because we’re diving into the magical world of the Renaissance Festival! 🏰🛡️Let’s break down how Ren Fests have built one of the most loyal (and delightfully eccentric) followings…without traditional marketing. From immersive storytelling to selling the fantasy, these faires prove that experience is the brand.- Why people spend big for authenticity and ad...

Facebook’s at it again…and this time, it’s personal. 👀 From auto-liking posts to private groups that just started inviting people on their own, Meta’s officially lost the plot. We’re talking about the algorithm, how social media management platforms work, and why your feed might be creeping on you. So buckle up, because Facebook’s “community” vibes are starting to feel more like Big Brother. 🎧 L...

Welcome to our Season 2 Era of Royally Unhinged: The Life of a Showgirl/Biz Owner! ✨We’re kicking off our new era talking about one of the trickiest tightropes business owners walk…saying no to “great exposure.” From being asked to work for free to balancing passion with profit, we’re spilling the glitter (and the tea) on what it really takes to value your worth. In this season…we’re not doing “f...

Think becoming a best seller is all strategy and sales funnels? Think again…We’re spilling the secret sauce! From food truck taste tests to marketing truth bombs. 💥 In this episode, we dish on what it really takes to stand out authentically, build trust, and make your mark (maybe without selling your soul). Episode sponsored by Cottage Grove Chamber of Commerce and Women in Business organizations...

Welcome to Subscription Nation—where resistance really is futile. From streaming wars to marketing tools, everyone seems hell-bent on locking you into a subscription. But is it convenience… or digital captivity? Let’s break down why subscriptions drive us mad, the genius (and madness) behind the model, and how businesses are reprogramming customers into lifetime members—whether you like it or not....

Sometimes the boldest marketing magic isn’t on a billboard…it’s in the bathroom stall. 🚽 From clever bathroom campaigns to visibility vests for local PD canines, we’re spotlighting our favorite local marketing tactics that prove creativity thrives off the beaten path. Expect plenty of laughs and ideas you’ll want to steal—because great marketing shows up where you least expect it. Listen now on y...

Cracker Barrel’s attempt to modernize its iconic logo sparked major backlash—but why? Let’s go back and dive into the fascinating backstory of the brand’s 1969 origins and the real man behind the legend: “Uncle Herschel.” We cover: The REAL Uncle Herschel The 2025 rebrand that removed the beloved Old Timer image—and the swift public outcry What this branding rollercoaster teaches us about keeping...

What happens when you switch from T-Mobile to Cricket Wireless? According to Paula… pain, chaos, and a masterclass in how not to do customer service. 🥴 But this isn’t just a rant about dropped calls and long hold times. We take it bigger into why customer service matters more than ever, and how it ties into the shift from the old-school sales funnel to the modern flywheel approach in marketing. I...

Nope, this isn’t a wildlife documentary—it’s a marketing wake-up call. 🌈 🦏 What are some of the wildest (and smartest) campaigns or selling points out there including the unforgettable “Save the Chubby Unicorns” by the San Diego Zoo. Why? Because doing what everyone else is doing is the fastest way to disappear into the noise. Let’s chat about…Why quirky, unexpected campaigns actually stick. The...

Forget everything you know about baseball...because the Savannah Bananas turned the whole game into a circus of marketing brilliance (and yes, it worked). This team didn’t just change the rules of baseball, they rewrote the marketing playbook for every business. In this episode of Royally Unhinged, we cover: • Why chaos is their strategy (and why it works) • How creating an experience matters more...

Because one flavor wasn’t enough. We’re back with House of Colour expert, Holly Bernatz, diving deeper into color analysis, style, and how understanding your undertones can change not just your wardrobe—but your brand.👑 Spoiler: Black eyeliner might not be your best friend.🎩 Branding starts with YOU. Let’s make sure your vibe matches your vision. Listen & watch now on your favorite platform:...

Picture it: a fancy hotel. Zero AC. A heatwave. And a front desk response that made us wonder if customer service died with the minibar. What went down? What should’ve gone very differently? And why empathy matters more than ever when you’re running a business? Grab a fan, a cold drink, and your customer service handbook. You’re gonna need ’em. Episode sponsored by Cottage Grove Area Chamber of Co...

What’s Your Flavor? We’re talking color palettes–not cupcake flavors... (Or are we?) We are bringing in a fantasic collaborator, Holly Bernatz from House of Colour to spill the color tea . Looking at: •The power of color and style analysis •How knowing your season can change your closet and your brand Whether you’re a business owner, a content creator, or just sick of saying “I have nothing to wea...

Grab your monocles folks! We are dise ting business cards 🧐Whether it’s updating your headshots, trying out new apps, or finding innovative ways to connect, we’ve got you covered. Back in the Victorian era, calling cards were the ultimate flex. Today? Most feel they’re overpriced paper rectangles that end up in your junk drawer. Consider this your unofficial guide to showing up and standing out!...