Row Z

We wonder where it's going wrong for Tuchel's team and question their mega bucks transfer spending. Could Chelsea be in for a rough season? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fa...

We look back on a mega transfer window as we ask, who's done the best in football's biggest jumble sale? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribi...

We respectfully doff our caps as Scott Parker fires himself straight out of the dugout at The Vitality with the aid of nine goals from visiting Liverpool. We also wonder if Chelsea’s poor start to the season means they’ve lost their identity; take a shot in the dark at who we think will win this season’s Champions League; definitively answer who has won the transfer window and of course, there’s a...

Some brand new listener entries into the Row Z Fantasy Premier League have taken the table by storm, deeply upsetting Mike, who's languishing in middle table, while Hannah is slightly less confident having slipped down the table. Still could be worse, could be Joe. Join the Row Z league at https://t.co/U8nIPlXiAb | CODE: 1uelvb Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subsc...

If you're not interested in Hannah on safari, Joe wearing a dog's underwear and Will's Hinge profile but would rather hear about whether Casemiro can save Manchester United; if Allan Saint-Maximin is the real deal and whether Jesse Marsh has finally got Leeds ticking, then this is the episode for you. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice....

No Mike this week so we didn’t have to suffer through any Arsenal chat, however Hannah is pretty happy at Man United’s resurgence but she’s infinitely more excited about her performance in the increasingly tense Row Z Fantasy Premier League! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month...

We ponder whether being left out of the team against Liverpool was exactly what Harry Maguire needs to get a break from social media scrutiny; discuss whether Casemiro is the missing piece of the puzzle at Old Trafford and discuss a well-deserved return to form for Marcus Rashford. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for...

Joe is very excited after ASM’s stellar first half performance against Man City but Will Short thinks the Newcastle winger is too mercurial to be anything more than an occasional bit of fun! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch w...

Things are hotting up in the Fantasy League and it just so happens that Mike’s absence coincides with his team tumbling down the table… hmmm. Listen out for your team as there’s a rundown of the standings so far and Hannah shares her top tip for success. Oh and we ask whether it’s ever permissible to put a rival team’s player in your line-up! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content...

We wonder whether Liverpool have blown it in this summer's transfer window and wonder how much their missing Thiago. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing a...

Joe is delighted at Antonio Conte's new, evil Tottenham, while Mike is scathing about Cristian Romero and we discuss the Premier League's best brawls. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings an...

Joe is full of praise for Cristian Romero and new, dirty Spurs, while Mike this Man Utd could go down and we wonder what Liverpool need to get going? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and...

Mike is positively delighted at the prospect of a relegation scrap for Manchester United, Hannah outlines exactly where the problems started and Joe has some bold predictions. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thought...

Joe and Mike muse on whether the Catalan giants are gambling the club's future with their short-term financial dealings... Hannah was in bed. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you...

Hannah is crowing as she finds herself top of the Row Z FPL after two weeks, meanwhile Mike has some squad management tips for Joe. Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rati...

Want to have to sift through load of waffle about Hannah's feet and Joe getting waterboarded!? Yes! Well you're in luck because we're back for the new season with a bang, so here's the full, unabridged new episode, including Mike's Row Z FPL update, The Battle of the Bridge Part 2, more Manchester United crises and a look at a lacklustre Liverpool. Enjoy! Remember you can get all our shiny, new pr...

We’re joined by comedian, actor and presenter Ben Keenan to look back on another disappointing season at Manchester United as we ask what the Red Devils need to do to recover former glories. Oh and Hannah is happy to find someone else who is also unable to pronounce basic words. Enjoy! Also, if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating...

In one of our fave episodes EVER, we turn the show over to the listeners and take questions on everything from the rebuilding project at Everton to Hannah’s contraception advice. Enjoy! Also, if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chuffed! Thanks :) Learn more about yo...

In the first of our special summer episodes, we look at the best and worst of the football season and more importantly, engage in a forensic dissection of our co-hosts! There’s also some weirdly grown-up stuff about pitch invasions, the plight of referees and the state of society but that’s tempered with an erotic reimagining of The Sixth Sense. Enjoy!  Also, if you like the show, please do get in...

It’s the end of the season but the start of a whole new adventure for the Row Z squad, as we look back at the Champions League Final, salute Carlo Ancelotti and praise Nottingham Forest AND announce a whole new raft of special summer podcasts to take us through to the new football season! There’s also a surprising amount of chat about vomit, Joe finally admits the true nature of his relationship w...

No Mike this week however, in a shock development, there was some football discussed! Joe and Hannah talked about a bonkers final day of the Premier League season with Man City crowned champions, Burnley going down and Spurs claiming the final Champions League spot.   However not to worry, as there’s also plenty of chat about amorous adventures with taxi drivers, Joe wonders why he’s never allowed...

As the end of the season approaches, we reflect on Mark Noble’s West Ham career; Mike wonders whether Arsenal have blown their chance of Champions League football with North London rivals Spurs now in poll position and Hannah creates a new segment that will revolutionise football podcasts forever. Joe also reminisces about traumatic gigs, Hannah basks in the glory of her sporting exploits at a kid...

You’ll be able to tell from the sheer number of bleeped-out expletives that Hannah was back this week and she was quick to regale Joe and Mike with tales of her new TV show and staying in depressing hotels on the M6.   We also discussed whether Manchester United are at their lowest point ever, whether Frank Lampard has done enough to save Everton from relegation and considered the idea that footba...

With Hannah away we veered away from unbroadcastable stories about drinking bodily fluids and in a first for Row Z, actually talked about football. Special guest Charlie Hawkins joined the show and was on hand to dissect an epic afternoon at Goodison Park that saw all kinds of shenanigans from the Everton fans as their team gave themselves a chance of Premier League survival, while pouring yet mor...

With Joe currently unable to speak, Hannah steps into the host’s seat, so if you’re after a more refined, measured and thought-provoking show this week, you’re bang out of luck and Joe (semi) silently watching on, the gang welcomed back Newcastle fan, presenter and friend of the show Simon Harkness. There’s a spirited defence of Frank Lampard’s bus-parking in the defeat to Liverpool in the Merseys...