Row Z

It's our 100th episode and just like A Muppet Christmas Carol, drinking Bailey’s at 9am and doing a poo the size of Phil Foden on Boxing Day, Row Z is back with a Christmas special and we should say a big thank you to all of you who’ve stuck with us through a year as inconsistent as Hannah’s pronunciation of basic words in the English language, because we’ve been nominated for in the Comedy catego...

Hannah and Joe are back with a new run of Row Z, with some big changes for the squad, some things never change, so get ready for farting at TV chefs, cross-eyed towel gnomes and some slanderous material about Manchester City. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As Sandro Tonali heads down his local Wetherspoons, we check out Real Oviedo’s strange Santi Cazorla unveiling video and tumble down a rabbit hole of weird announcement videos of our own. There’s also some West Ham vs Chelsea chat, a bit of Spurs vs Chelsea, a look at Newcastle and we stumble across the secret full-backs don’t want us to know! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...

Our guest this week is Will Short as we discuss Pep's clash with a camera Roy Hodgson's near-ruck with a man 50 years his junior and we bust a few myths about the uses of moisturiser. Plus there's Spurs, Chelsea, Liverpool and Brentford chat and Jose Mourinho's imaginary friend. Enoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As we lovingly grease ourselves up for a new season, Joe is joined by Simon Harkness and on the menu is Kylian Mbappe's cash concundrum. As the French striker's time at PSG appears to be coming to an end and he contemplates the biggest transfer deal in football history, we manage to turn it into a sordid game of oneupmanship as we ask, what would YOU do for €700 million!? Get in touch @RowZPod Lea...

In light of Spurs' St. James' Park meltdown, we ask Hope what a manager can really do when they're team os falling apart in front of them. After Arsenal Women's comeback against Wolfsburg we talked about how to conduct a half time team talk and Hope shared her personal experience of racism and discrimination as a manager. If you have any thoughts or questions for Hope please just message @JoeForre...

Something brand new from the Row Z, as we launch 'The Technical Area', a unique podcast that looks at the game from the perspective of the most maligned figure in football, the manager. Each episode Joe Forrester is joined by pioneering football manager Hope Powell, as we get her insight into what managers might be thinking, how tactics work and just what is really go on behind-the-scenes at a foo...

We're back and somehow this rubbish has been nominated for a comedy award, so thanks to you all for listening! In this episode Joe slanders a Hollywood icon, Simon Harkness upsets a national treasure and Nicole Holliday talks about, you guessed it, Arsenal. We also wonder how Antonio Conte would fare if he worked at Currys, look at Fulham's astonishing meltdown at Old Trafford and discover who's b...

WE'RE BACK with all your key football news, so get reday for cocaine-sniffing chairmen, one of those most consitenly offensive set of impressions ever and Nicole's new nickname. Enjoy! If you like the show, please give us 5 stars, it's ever so helpful for the old algorithm! Cheers :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sorry for the radio silence! We've been off gallavanting over on Fubar Radio doing a World Cup show :) You can hear everything we've been up to by subscribing to Fubar's World F*Cup in your podcast app of choice but we thought we'd pop out a cheeky best bits including: Rapper Avelino Human Rights expert Rothna Begum Musician Maddox Jones Amnesty International UK CEO Sacha Deshmukh Singer Maulo FIF...

This week Joe and Hannah discuss a resurgent Marcus Rashford, wonder if it's time for Klopp to stop and salute the magic of Eberechi Eze. There's also stories about toilet invasions, Brendan Rodgers acting like David Brent and Hannah flippantly dismissing thousands of years of history and culture. Enjoy! Remember if you like the show, please subscribe and review us, it helps with't algorithm and t...

Joe is joined by Nicole Holliday to discuss Arsenal’s mini slump, Tottenham’s drab form and ask if Klopp could ever get the chop from the Kop!? They’re also joined by footballer Nathan Smith to talk veganism, meditation and Erling Haaland’s feet. Enjoy! Remember just head to https://linktr.ee/rowzpodcast for more good stuff and if you have the time and the inclination, we’d love a cheeky review! T...

As Joe has Covid, we look back at some of the best bits of the season so far, Row Z style. So make sure you're ready for gardening tips; bus flirting and a fundamental misunderstanding of FPL. Enjoy! Remember just head to https://linktr.ee/rowzpodcast for more good stuff and if you have the time and the inclination, we’d love a cheeky review! Thanks.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas...

We’re back with a bumper episode as we ask: -      Can Arsenal really challenge Man City? -      Is Klopp’s heavy metal football finally out of tune? -      Has Conte decided on a tactical shift for Spurs? -      Are Manchester United making… progress!? -      And will Joe ever understand the rules of Fantasy Football? There’s also more awkward bus encounters; tales from Hannah’s hometown and a ba...

The gang look back on a disappointing international break for England and wonder how it will effect Saturday’s North London derby and whether it even matters, as no one can catch City anyway! They also look ahead to Sunday’s Manchester derby as Mike thinks a resurgent United could pull a surprise at The Etihad. Hannah also has more heart-warming tales from her latest holiday; Mike has a novel inve...

Joe and Hannah are joined by Arsenal fan and Mike lookalike Nicole Holliday, as they look back on a great weekend for the North London clubs, as Spurs thrash Leicester and Arsenal cruise past Brentford… AND there’s a preview of the top-of-the-table North London derby, as the Gunners face Spurs at the Emirates Stadium. We also ask can Leicester really go down and is it time for Brendan Rodgers to g...

Joe thinks this is a good idea. Mike doesn’t. Guess who wins…   Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy rating, reviewing and subscribing to the podcast, then we’d be jolly chu...

Mike is unsure whether Todd Boehly is the right man for Chelsea but thinks Graham Potter could be a good tactical fit for the Blues.   Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fancy r...

No Premier League football this week due to the sad passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II but still plenty to talk about as we discuss whether Graham Potter will get the time to get his ideas across at Chelsea; Mike is scathing about the idea of a North vs South All Stars match and Hannah has some startling revelations about her new gardening hobby! Remember you can get all our shiny, new prem...

Joe has managed to convince himself that Spurs inability to break down average Premier League teams is the precise reason they will trounce freescoring Manchester City at the Ehihad this weekend... Hmmm.... Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please d...

Another disappointing week for Hannah, Joe and Mike but congrats to Alan Sinclair, who's surged up the table and Matt Carlton, currently sitting pretty in top spot. Also our guest Simon Harkness has some of the most perfunctory FPL advice you'll ever hear. Enjoy! Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the pric...

Marcus Rashford scoring? New signings bedding in well? A strong centre-back partnership!? What on Earth is going at Manchester United!!!? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feelings or musings and if you fanc...

Newcastle and friend of the podcast Simon Harkness is with us to bemoan Newcastle's hard luck when it comes to refereeing decisions but that being said, he's also rather excited about his club's progress under Eddie Howe :) Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like t...

As Arsenal’s unbeaten run comes to an end Mike is strangely absent again, while Hannah is chuffed to bits with Anthony’s debut as Man United beat the Gunners at Old Trafford. We also discuss a very exciting goalless Merseyside Derby, praise a virtuoso performance from Ivan Toney; we’ve got friend of the pod Simon Harkness talking Newcastle and of course, we have our weekly Row Z FPL update. Don’t...

Is it just Scott Parker's wardrobe that's smart, or has the Premier League's latest managerial casualty pressed the escape button on a doomed season for Bournemouth? Remember you can get all our shiny, new premium content first by subscribing to www.anotherslice.com/rowzfootball for less than the price of a pint each month and if you like the show, please do get in touch with any thoughts, feeling...