Rover's Morning Glory

JLR recalls the most memorable moments of 2024. An incident happened during the Christmas Craptacular. Charlie drove Jeffrey and the family to his colonoscopy appointment. Has anyone talked to Dieter? Jeffrey was out with another woman on New Year's Eve. Rover went to London for Winter Wonderland over break. Should a therapist be typing up their session notes while sitting at an airport bar? Does...

Rover hears a constant ringing in his ears. Has Krystle told skinny she loves him? Jeffrey wears high thigh socks. What is the percentage of incoming Harvard college students that are virgins, have drank any alcohol, or smoked marijuana? Krsytle and Charlie did not have fake IDs to underage drink. A secret service agent and congressman get into a screaming match over a 9/11 anniversary event.  Rov...

Rover was late. Who is the #1 listener? B2 sent Rover an organized list, in September, of things she would like him to get done. Stripper Scott eats in his car, so his cats won't steal his food and talks about spending his Thanksgiving with an escort. A couple has been arrested for child abuse after they tried to give their child an at home circumcision. The origins of "Peter Bolook." Is Krystle a...

Rover doesn't know if B2 votes. The Larocque's share one phone charging cable. Snitzer has been trying to open a pineapple without a knife. Carnival cruise bans upside down pineapples on cabin doors. There has been an increase in STDs. Many people are concerned about Mary Elisabeth. Tomas applied for a job. Should Krystle take Tomas out for a night of fun? Britney Spears birthday announcement. Duj...

Jeffrey explains tariffs but cannot explain why his wife went to the doctor. Snitzer is worried about MEWL. JLR got in trouble for sharing the text between him and his wife. Two guys were arrested for sneaking into a football game dressed as construction workers. Video of a child having a temper tantrum at Wal-Mart. Duji witnessed a theft at the grocery store. A caller was shot three times by his...

Duji believes her mom got a new phone number. Jeffrey wasn't invited to his brother's Thanksgiving feast. Duji was placing bets on Draftkings during the break. Charlie is a cheater. Hunter Biden was pardoned. Charlie and Krystle's trip to Casa Bonita. Rover went down to Miami and was attacked at a restaurant. Video of a UFC fighter getting elbowed in the anus. Michigan attempted to plant their fla...

Rover still has not talked to Dieter.  Charlie is going to Denver. Jeffrey might write a journal for his kids to read. Duji has not talked to her mom in a month. Jeffrey's son has put in a job application. Jussie Smollett conviction overturned by Illinois Supreme Court. Wisconsin kayaker who faked death says he is safe but won't reveal his location, won't come home. Family fears missing woman Hann...

The truth about Jeffrey's grumpiness comes to light. I bet my bottom dollar. Is Charlie getting manicures? Rover goes down a rabbit hole after Jill the Pill calls to ask about the intro music. It cost $25 million for Elton John to produce a musical that was canceled after just five performances. What happened to JLR doing pushups for veterans? Food reviewer, Keith Lee's viewers spot a worm in the...

Colonoscopy consultation, pause. Jeffrey joins in on the Trump dance. AI says Rover died in 2023. Comments Jake Paul made after his match with Mike Tyson could get him into legal trouble. Snitz bet $50 on the fight. FDA has sent a warning letter out to people who purchase Tom's of Maine toothpaste. Liam Payne was sending nude photos of himself to his ex and her family. People are upset with the la...

Pause is still causing confusion. Is Krystle turning into a female Dieter? Video of a pickleball match that gets aggressive. Rover was kicked in the head when in Denver. Why can't Jeffrey's family help him with the laundry? Has it been 12 years or 14 years? Who is hotter, the guy Duji had her last romp with or Skinny? A doctor in Arkansas has been suspended after a video shows him walking around n...

How many times can you wear a shirt before it is considered dirty? They have perpendicular work schedules. Only one show member is happy about their Draftkings bets. Being a hot girl will get you farther than being a smart guy. Infowars. Guys suffer from winter penis. The outcome of the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight. How did Jeffrey's doctor appointment go? Bear insurance fraud. Brianna Chickenfry cl...

Will Jeffrey do anything Krystle asks? A man was found dead in a tanning bed at Planet Fitness. Rover got into trouble after a man escaped the mental asylum on his watch. Charlie tries to bronze his pale skin at the tanning salon. Rover believes Duji would be a terrible match for the afternoon show. The Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight. Rover bought tickets for MJ the Musical but for the wrong day.  Cou...

When was the last time Charlie had a cigarette? Why is the mic so dirty? Video update of the man who faked his death by flipping over a kayak with all his belongings inside. The dentist appointment has finally been scheduled. JLR's phone was shut off. A woman was arrested after she let her 11-year-old son walk down the street to town. Mark Zuckerburg made a song with T-Pain for his wife. A family...

Has JLR made a dentist appointment yet? Suspicious activity leads police to believe a married father of three, Ryan Borgwardt, faked his death and fled to another country. Charlie thinks about leaving his life behind and starting from scratch once a month. Is Charlie trying to sabotage Rover? Duji disputes the anniversary date of her dry spell. Getting the wrong item delivered from your Amazon ord...

Rover has never been over to his in-laws for Thanksgiving or Christmas. Nick Fuentes has been doxxed following ‘your body, my choice’ comments. Reports of Dwayne The Rock Johnson being terrible to work with on the set of Red One. Peeing into a bottle. Gracie Bon has been banned from commercial flights due to her booty being too big. How many times has Charlie had a run in with the cops? There are...

Duji has finally made her initial investment back in crypto. A man was afraid his wife going to kill him. What would make someone want to stay in an abusive relationship? JLR dated a money grubber and was on a talk show. College campuses' parents weekend gets wild. Duji says she will do a college visit when Gia's best friend goes away to school. Would Jeffrey poop at school? The soccer game spread...

Mr. Jingleling. What got Rover sent to alternative school? When is Jeffrey's dentist appointment? Elwood Edwards, the voice of America Online, passed away. Andrea Vecchio will never forgive JLR for what he said. If a GoFundMe is started will Rover take a DNA test to prove he is not the father of Gianna? An app that lets users create their own emojis. Charlie's crooked eyes. How long do you wait fo...

Star Trek auction items. Hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet too long. Charlie can sit on the toilet for a minimum of 30 minutes. Is the laptop charged? A bike rider in Oregon is struck by an ambulance. Jeffrey went to the emergency room. NBA suspended, Joel Embiid, for three games after he pushed a reporter. Twerking leads to abortions. Man fell through his hotel balcony in Thailand covered in...

Duji spent $100 on a pair of jeans for her daughter. Teenagers are no longer wearing jeans. Computer glitch at Chili's causes customers to pay a 73% tip. The show discusses the election results. PUT A GIRL ON. Declining birth rates are due to young people being less sexually active. Snitz remembers getting naked and playing doctor with a girl at a very young age. Keicha Lewis, Hell's Kitchen star,...

Monday night football. iHeart layoffs. Jeffrey was not "pryveed" to any information. Is Rover concerned about Dieter? Elon Musk U.S.A. chant. Has Charlie been swayed to vote republican? Who is more famous Twitch streamer Kai Cenat or Patrick Mahomes? Video of soccer players being struck by lightning. Typhoon versus a hurricane. Charlie is happy to be right. Sherrif exclaims he won't protect people...

Jeffrey is sick. The Star Trek auction is Saturday. A man is suing a clinic after he was told his vasectomy procedure was successful. He is deaf in the rear. Rover went to a soccer game in Atlanta and visited the aquarium. Viral sensation Peanut, the squirrel, was euthanized by the state. High school coach resigns after video shows him cussing at the athletes. Rover has gained 9 lbs. in the past w...

Rover's trip to Atlanta. Jeffrey's kids went trick or treating. Did Duji take her interpretation of Krystle too far? JLR remembers the year when Duji had her breast reduction surgery. Video of an unprovoked attack on an Uber driver. The JC Penny catalog was thicker than the Holy Bible. AI modeling clothes. Rover claims every girl wants to be a model when they are young. Trump sits down with Tucker...

The show comes in costume for Halloween. A show member is missing. Halsey claims someone in the music industry sent nudes to themselves from her phone. Craigslist ad for a rental space is breaking the law. Did JLR ever have a crush on a teacher or lunch lady at school? A cafeteria worker was arrested after she sent a nude photo to a student. Charlie had a teacher with a wooden thumb. The winner of...

Who is Charlie more frustrated with Duji and the carwash or Krystle and Skinny? Jeffrey and Tomas backyard wrestling match. Should there be a punishment for the loser of the costume contest? Company refuses to refund a man after their customer service ai chatbot offers him one. World Series games. Video of man taking a homeless woman on date and skipping out on the bill. Charlie and his friends wo...

Charlie was late. Rover plans on going to winter wonderland this year. Woman on maternity leave is laid off and sues the company for discrimination. Pregnancy lasts 10 months. Abusing FMLA.  How many bracelets is Rover wearing? Someone from the carwash has finally reached out to Duji. Wife caught cheating with her husband's brother in the backseat of a car while the mother sat in the front. Charli...