Rover's Morning Glory

Rover says Kendrick Lamar's halftime show was the worst of all time. A poop-smearing bandit is on the loose in Jeep’s engine factory. Louisiana woman arrested after Super Bowl reporter found dead in New Orleans area hotel. Jeffrey lost his Rolex watch when he moved. Elon Musk says DOGE staffer who resigned for racist X posts will be brought back. Driver says NHL star Johnny Gaudreau and brother we...

Charlie threw is back out. Guys with huge penises have low self esteem. Is cocaine better for you than whiskey? Jeffrey gives an update after his trip to the dentist. Elon Musk calls in to talk to Jeffrey. Kanye West claims he is autistic.  Duji tries to understand Super Bowl bets.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JLR prepares for his dental visit while he wonders why the hair on his legs is falling out. Tyreek hill accused makes a confession. Trans Oscar nominee now under fire. Some people think Luigi Mangione is a hero. Boycott of Super Bowl called for over "Black National Anthem." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well water versus city water. Krystle had an ex who tried to sleep with her mom. There is a theory that men never get over their first love. Duji is waiting out a few marriages. JLR had not seen porn for the first time until he was 22. David “Ace” Cannon, the longtime co-host of “The Ace & TJ Show” who abruptly departed the show in September, died. Rover quizzes Krystle and Jeffrey on current...

Rover woke up with a sore throat. Duji bought an eye mask. JLR refuses to think about what will happen to Tomas if he passes. Krystle almost ran over the parking attendant. Video of Sean Duffy, the transportation secretary, dancing in his underwear on the Real World. The most chaotic flight ever has a proposal, and a man taped to a seat. Charlie went to a concert and saw people still wearing masks...

Rover installed lights in his bedroom. The Grammys. Kanye West and Bianca Censori were escorted out and Jaden Smith wore a castle on his head. JLR hung out with the red head from the Poon Posse for her birthday. Charlie bought mouth retractors. A woman met a stranger on the bus who kill her boyfriend. Skinny thinks Krystle might kill him one day. A large chested woman upset by people giving her na...

Windows 95. Charlie has become a natural gas expert. Duji had to wear braces headgear. Before pictures of Jeffrey's teeth. More info about the mid-air collision. The government of New Zealand has granted a mountain personhood. Porn star falls to her death from a balcony. Rover is not woke, he is asleep. Man films a cop doing donuts in a snowy parking lot. How was the staff Cavs game? Duji was mean...

Gia got her braces off. It is Rover's fault that JLR is socially awkward. Duji is going gambling before the staff Cavs game. Black hawk helicopter and American Airlines mid-air collision causes major tragedy. Nurse caught abusing patients on video. Charlie is okay with someone twerking on disabled or nursing home residents. The Queen of Versailles castle home has been under construction longer tha...

Charlie set screen time limits on his phone. Duji tried to stalk an ex on LinkedIn. Body cam footage shows a councilman upset for being pulled over. Charlie is okay with people rolling through stop signs. Homeowner has a shootout with an intruder. Jeffrey is back to sleeping on the couch and would puree Taco Bell for his kids. A state trooper faked a shooting to get ladies. Strange coincidence tha...

Rover and Charlie are starting a dance competition. Has Skinny met Krystle's daughter? Does JLR know what menopause is? Jeffrey's car radio is not working. Selena Gomez breaks down after ICE starts raids deporting illegal immigrants. Lawmaker in Mississippi is trying to make male masturbation illegal. Can Rover name four books of the bible? Do you say or do anything if you see someone acting inapp...

Duji has spent $250 on an online game. Who spends the most time on their phone? Are NFL games rigged? Rover was asked if he knew about Executive Order 13848. Naomi Watts talks about menopause. What part of your body are you ashamed of the most? A 43-year-old Ohio woman passed away after she fell while letting her dog outside. JLR didn't recognize Keith Kennedy at his wrestling match over the weeke...

Rover is amazed by the way Jeffrey pulls into his parking spot and has the worst luck when it comes to home ownership. Christa has been looking into building a new home. Blake Lively Justin Baldoni lawsuit. JLR has finally figured out the date of his dentist appointment. Duji crumpled to the floor due to her hip. Snitzer got an inversion table to help his back. Do women really get paid less than m...

Does JLR have an appointment set up for his taxes to be done? Woman claims GATE students were being recruited and groomed. Duji has saved all of Gianna's old schoolwork. Charlie's mom consulted a priest before letting him purchase a Marilyn Manson album. Pornstar, Bonnie Blue, claims to have slept with 1,000 men in 12 hours. Would you rather be with a slut or someone who is celibate? Man arrested...

Are the guys still feeling the effects of the love honey? "Food noise" causes a dispute. Duji let the cat out of the bag. Teens denied cash reward after giving tip to the police to find a wanted man. Would Charlie call in a tip on someone he knew? A man used a GPS tracker to follow a woman so he could "run into her." Jeffrey finds out some sad news. Snitzer pays attention to the details in the bac...

Duji witnessed a car accident on the way to work. College kids are taking love honey. The guys on the show decide to try it for themselves. Fans caught outside of Dua Lipa's hotel room. Rover stayed in a hotel room next to JLO. Golf influencer, Hailey Ostrom, talks about her experience with a stalker. Duji bought a digital planner. Charlie's mom still doesn't have heat. Trump's inauguration. Elon...

Duji left the car running while pumping gas. New merch drop. Rami Malek claims to have been racially profiled by the LAPD. Krystle calls Jeffrey a liar. Snitzer bought Trump cryptocurrency. During the Chiefs versus Texans game player Chris Boyd shoves the special team's coach. Woman on TikTok claims husband made a rude comment immediately after they got married. Skinny makes jokes based on truths....

Rover says no one wants to stay in Puerto Rico. Trying to get a Ferrari up a snowy driveway. A listener has been obsessively sending Charie hate emails. Australian Open tennis player taunts audience after her win. Busta Rhymes allegedly physically assaulted his personal assistant. It is Rover's fault Duji and Snitzer had to stop jogging around the building. JLR reminisces about the time he was sue...

Rover put together his robot snowblower. Duji is writing a book, gives the title, and reads an exerpt. Rover puts the snowblower to work during the show. Drake is suing UMG over the Kendrick Lamar's diss track for defamation. Update to the Eagles Packers fan dispute. The State of Texas is making an argument in front of The Supreme Court to start age verification to be able to view porn sites.   Du...

The condo remodel is at a standstill. Cook County Judge reassigned after she sent a racist meme picture to another judge. Starbucks has re-implemented the policy in which you must be a paying customer to use the bathroom. Krystle had to yell at a disgruntled patron. The show finds out the real reason Jeffrey left the hockey game early. More video footage of the road rage incident in Toledo. Police...

Snitzer explains how he threw his back out. Rover would rather pass out then have B2 help him. Would Snitzer move to Florida to be able to go to Disney World on the regular? Geauga Lake's Rotor Man. Making noise while masturbating. A Florida couple uses feces as a distraction to steal cleaning supplies. An Italian falconer was fired for sharing a video of the results of his penile surgery. A calle...

Snitz threw his back out. B2 is upset that Rover is not listening to her. Is this video proof of ghosts? People say they need a clutter free home to have a successful 2025. Charlie cannot get a response from a guy selling an item on FB Marketplace. Charlie has lost respect for Krystle. If JLR could fix 3 things in his life, what would they be? Rover has a cure for Jeffrey's erectile dysfunction. C...

Does Charlie need to go to a doctor? ABC News reporter caught with clothespins on his firefighter jacket.  There is a new company that will freeze you after you die. Jeffrey was spotted at a karaoke bar last night. Rover bought a robotic snow blower. T.J. Miller stops by the studio.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duji says she loves Christmas Ale so much she would drink a non-alcoholic version. A new study says they can predict when someone would start getting Alzheimer's and/or dementia. B2 thinks Rover needs a hyperbaric chamber. According to a workplace misconduct lawsuit filed by a former Fox Sports hair stylist, Skip Bayless alledgely offered her $1.5M for sex. Rover actually called Dieter. Keith Kenn...

The parking enforcer is back. Vehicle weaving in and out of cyclist street takeover narrowly misses riders. Actor Steve Guttenberg spoke to the news about the Palisades brush fire. Duji will not drink water after 7:30pm. Panama Canal, Greenland, and the Gulf of America. Allison Holker details her late husband Twitch's drug addiction. Is Duji a hypocrite? A college is now offering classes how to ma...

Work at bankruptcy box is at a standstill. Woman films a man she says was harassing her at the gym. They say if you drink milk, you are less likely to be depressed. Duji had a melt down over being stressed. Sports betting has gained popularity. A woman was killed by an elephant in Thailand. Video of a man slamming a woman down to the ground in a road rage incident. Streaming services are out of co...