Rotten Treasure

This week, guest Ryan Clark (he/him) joins us to discuss the 6th installment of the Rocky franchise. It’s like Rocky, but sadder. Do cats like jelly beans? Why was Ron Paul in Kai's math class? Whatever happened to Jim’s headless friend Ralph? “And that’s why he has nine fingers now.” - Ryan Clark Follow Ryan @dollarslices and his sketch team @Fevercomedy.la to keep updated on their biweekly shows...

This week, guest Droob G. Larkman joins us to discuss the 5th installment of the Rocky franchise. It’s like Rocky, but bad. WTF is a Power Lunch? What is the perfect number of cigarettes to smoke in one’s lifetime? What is Jim’s mom’s beef with Mr. Rogers? "The dead Grandma scene is so overplayed." - Droob G. Larkman Droob would like to let y'all know that they are currently watching all 40 season...

This week, guest Joe Spurlock (he/him) joins us to discuss Rocky IV. It's like the first movie, but exclusively montages. Is Sylvester Stallone nothing more than an anti-Soviet propagandist? Could this movie have just been an email? Will Kai steal Richard Pryor's grave? "If you donate $2, I guarantee that's buying me an entire pack of Tastykakes" - Joe Spurlock You can find Joe on Venmo @joseph-sp...

This week, guests Sam Abrams and Joe Tuzzi joins us to discuss the 3rd installment of the Rocky franchise. It’s like Rocky, but with Mr. T. Why did Johnny Cockstrong attack Joe? What is the line between whimsy and too whimsical? Do angels have Facebook? "It was mostly offensive, but still fun." - Sam Abrams  "And the security guard just looked at us and goes 'you know you can't do that.' " - Joe T...

This week, guest Elena Hunt (she/her) joins us to discuss the 2nd installment of the Rocky franchise. It’s like Rocky, but he doesn’t lose. Is Jim really just a 1930’s gangster? What is Porn’s full name? Did Amy Poehler murder someone?  “Forget dinosaurs. Forget Jesus. I’m there.” - Elena Hunt You can support the podcast to gain early access to episodes, promote yourself, or a business/organizatio...

This week, guest Sarah Clemency (she/her) joins us to discuss the first installment of the Rocky franchise. Who is Shabadoo Boogiewhip? Is Kai stalking Adam Sandler? How did boxing kill Oscar Wilde?  "I'm like, I don't know what to do... I guess I'll stab you?" - Sarah Clemency  You can support the podcast to gain early access to episodes, promote yourself, or a business/organization and even get...

This week, guest Esther Oh (she/her) joins us to discuss the 4th installment of the Indiana Jones franchise. It’s like the other ones, but with actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf. How much does Jim remember about 1970? What's the safest way to poke your siblings in the eyes? How long can your survive off of underwear and tires? "I have laughing gas in my breath" - Esther Oh Esther Promotions: The TV sho...

This week, guest Dan Higgins (they/he) joins us to discuss the third installment of the Indiana Jones franchise. It’s like the first two movies, but with daddy issues. Are Pizza Bagels a sometime food? What did Kai's high school vanity plate say? What was inside Jim's Jersey Shore mini-fridge? "I'm sufficiently damp but I'm having a good time." - Dan Higgins  To keep up with Dan, follow them on In...

This week, guest Joe Gates (he/him) joins us to discuss Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. It’s like the first movie, but with alligators. What the hell happened to those dancers? How does one obtain a reindeer driver’s license? Is Indiana Jones really just a rip off of Captain Planet?  "Are we still talking about ghosts? Let's talk about ghosts." - Joe Gates How do you keep up with Joe virtual...

This week, guest Scott Campbell (he/him) joins us to discuss the first installment of the Indiana Jones franchise. Which musical legend turned Kai queer? Which Muppets would Kai and Jim be? What happens when you put Bill Burr in space? |  "Do not listen to Yellow Brick Road." - Scott Campbell You can support the podcast to gain early access to episodes, promote yourself, or a business/organization...

This week, guest Kate Esposito (she/her) joins us to discuss the live-action remake of Aladdin. It’s like the original, but the action is alive. What ping-pong movie was Jim thinking about? Which Alan Tudyk would you marry? What happened to Aladdin's nipples? | "That should definitely be the quote that you clip to advertise this episode." - Kate Esposito | Check out Kate's podcast, Blue Sky Ed on...

This week, guest Nate May (he/him) joins us to discuss the threequel to the Aladdin franchise, Aladdin and the King of Thieves. It’s like Aladdin, but with daddy issues. | Is Aladdin’s name Welsh? How did fruits devolve into things we put in smoothies? | What is it like to serve raw steak to Cro-magnon? | "Interactive theater for murder sounds like a good trade" - Nate May For "oddly specific tech...

This week, our guest Nick Kronberger joins us to discuss Disney's first direct-to-video sequel, The Return of Jafar. It's like Aladdin, but so bad that they didn't want his name attached to it. Is Kai still saying Iago incorrectly? What happens when you write jokes with your therapist? What useless wish does Jim want? “How could I possibly think I’m better than my clone?”| You can support the podc...

This week, guests Tanya (she/her) and Monay Morgan (she/her) join us to kick off the first installment of the Aladdin franchise. | What kind of cake do babies eat? Did Jim get his own chicken? What do you do when your fish blows up? | "I don't know that to be true." - Tanya | "And that's how sunsets work." - Monay Morgan | You can support the podcast to gain early access to episodes, promote yours...

This week, guest Cassy Berger (she/her) joins us to discuss the potentially last installment of the Tremors franchise. It's like Tremors, but on an island. How long can 3 grown adults talk about pooping and peeing? What happens when Jim visits Lancaster county? Who's the host and who's the other host? | “I’ve never related to a person less” - Cassy Berger | Follow Cassy: @badham.art | You can supp...

This week, guest Leticia Viloria (she/her) joins us to discuss Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell. It’s like Tremors, but a bit colder. How uncomfortable will Jamie Kennedy make us? Will Leticia upload her brain when she dies? Is CGI intentional? “The museum of natural history f*cked me up” - Leticia Viloria | Connect with Leticia: Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/leticialikepatricia | Discord: https://disco...

This week, guest Victor Tran (he/him) joins us to discuss Tremors 5: Bloodlines. It’s like Tremors, but it’s in Africa. How many facts do we know about Delaware? Are improvisers actors? What’s Jim’s beef with Celsius? | “I don’t know. We’re not scientists. Are we? I’m not.” - Victor Tran | You can support the podcast to gain early access to episodes, promote yourself, or a business/organization an...

This week, guest Eibhleann Clyne (she/her) joins us to chat about Tremors 4: The Legend Begins. It's like Tremors, but in the past. How many bad impressions can you fit into one episode? Who called us from the Pearl Jam museum? What was this film's final treasure count? | "I got too unreasonably excited about it. And I didn't learn about Nevada" - Eibhleann Clyne | Be sure to like and follow Eibhl...

This week, guest Jack McDermott (he/him) joins us to explore the 3rd installment of the Tremors franchise. It's like Tremors, but with even less actors from the first movie and the monsters now have rocket butts. What is the proper way to say Nevada? What is Burt Ward's real name? What bombshell does Jim drop to emotionally wreck Kai? You'll have to tune in to find out. "A 10 lb ham in the microwa...

This week, guest Ralph Andracchio (he/him) joins us to explore the 2nd installment of the Tremors franchise. It's like Tremors, but without Kevin Bacon and Reba McEntire. Tune in to listen to the best Mid-Atlantic accent you've ever heard and discover how a Ripstick saved Kai's life.  "Pretend I'm not here" - Ralph Andracchio To connect with Ralph and learn more about his coaching, visit informati...

This week, guest Siobhan O'Hara (she/her) joins us to kick off the Tremors franchise. We discuss the proper way to Rock Paper Scissors and what's going on underneath Goof Troop's gloves.  "After I say that can you cut to like 20 minutes of silence and then we continue the conversation but without me." - Siobhan O'Hara You can support the podcast and gain early access to episodes, promote your self...

This Week, we take a look back at the Home Alone Franchise and rank them from best to worst. Find out why Jim wants to be 8 ft tall and why Vanna White's associate tried to fight Kai.  You can support the podcast and gain early access to episodes, promote your self/business/organization and even get extra episodes. Who knows?! The tier system. That's who.   https://www.patreon.com/rottentreasure

This week, guests Noah Levine (He/Him) and Michael Savitski (He/Him) join us to discuss the 5th installment of the Home Alone franchise. It's like Home Alone, but haunted. Join Malcolm McDowell, Ed Asner and Crab Man from My Name Is Earl in a holiday romp you'll soon forget! "It reads like a five year old's joke book they got on bargain from Barnes & Noble" - Michael Savitski "The best place to re...

This week, guest Ross Weisman (He/Him) joins us to discuss the Home Alone soft reboot. It's like Home Alone, but softer! The parents are divorced, the house is smart and Daniel Stern is now French Stewart. "I can't believe I watched this on HBO max." - Ross Weisman Check out Ross's podcast, Kidflix on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and try other places. If it's not there, you've gone to far.  You can su...

This week, guest Hen Smith (he/him) joins us with some hot takes on Florence Henderson and Madonna's stand-up career. We also talk about the 3rd installment of the Home Alone Franchise. "I don't want to say edit it out but I also want to say maybe let's just reiterate that those two things are not true." - Hen Smith Check out Hen and his co-host Bill Reick's new podcast, Fright Train on Spotify an...