Rotten Treasure

This week, Kyle Hanlon (he/him) joins us for the 1977 animated musical, The Hobbit. It’s like the other Hobbit movies, but 70s. Is Jim the Matchbox Murderer? Is Jim a little caveman child? Is Jim a God damn liar? "Heads, QAnon; Tails, improv." - Kyle Hanlon Be sure to check out Kyle’s YouTube channel, The Music Fan HERE . Also follow Kyle @themusicfan77 to keep tabs on his upcoming music review po...

This week, Scott Campbell (he/him) joins us for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. It's like the other Hobbit movies, but with more twirling. Is Autozone sponsoring the demise of children? Was J.R.R. Tolkien a prophet for Dane Cook? Will Jim's dream of becoming one dimensional ever come true? “I’ll sell the f&ck out to do that.” - Scott Campbell IN THE CHICAGO AREA? Be sure to check out Sc...

This week, Frank Farrell (he/him) joins us for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. It's like the first Hobbit movie, but with a bit more Smauuuuuug. Who’s responsible for John Wayne’s boos? What kind of band is Barrel For Him? Will the hairy guy squeeze that mouse? “I’m a horse expert.” - Frank Farrell Frank encourages you to support live comedy! The N Crowd @phillyncrowd Crossroads Comedy Theate...

This week, Derek Hayes (he/him) joins us for The Hobbit: Unexpected Journey. It’s like the Lord of the Rings movies, but with sexy dwarves. Can you give Kai your Disney Plus login? Is Jim the Anti-Riddler? Do cars make good hillbilly desert burglars? “I’m not very tall. I’m not very fast” - Derek Hayes Follow @holdupbookclub on Facebook and Instagram to keep tabs on Derek’s biweekly show Hold Up:...

This week, Rachel Paul (she/her) and Nate May (he/him) join us for Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. It's like the first movie, but with way more endings. Have you tried Legolas’s Lasagna? Are Lemurs centipede stoners? Why are so many Will Smith’s listening to our Podcast? “It was also very unsettling with how she was stabbing him with her butt needle.” - Rachel Paulette “I want your fun juic...

This week, Ross Weisman (he/him) of the Kidflix podcast joins us for The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. It’s like the first Lord of the Rings, but somehow longer. Did John Lennon make dying cool? What’s with Stone Cold Sean Astin’s hair? What caused Kai to tell the guest to f@ck off? “You two don’t wake up in the middle of the night, pee four drops, go down to the fridge, drink water and then...

This week, Meghan Walsh (she/her) joins us for The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Are peanuts corrupting the Craisins industry? Who got murdered during the episode? Is Legolas a femboy? “It’s just another Chihuahua, I’m sorry.” - Meghan Meghan would like to promote naps. Take them. linktr.ee/rottentreasure You can support the podcast to gain early access to episodes, promote yourse...

This week, Sarah Carter joins us to discuss The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2. It's like The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1, but it's just the climax. Is Crayola producing missiles? Is Jim’s dog nephew a serial killer? Does this franchise even fit the premise of the podcast? “Thank God for Julianne Moore.” - Sarah Carter Hit Sarah up @sarcar on Venmo to send her some money for Dominos. CW:...

This week, Kate Fruhman (she/her) joins us to discuss The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1. It's like The Hunger Games, if they only showed you the first half of the movie. Does Kai know sports and Boggs? Why is Kevin Costner stealing the word of God? Can the hosts remember which movie they watched? “Just be nice to people. Be kind. And watch FBOY Island.” - Kate Fruhman /linktr.ee/rottentreasure...

This week, Nick Kronberger (he/him) joins us to discuss The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. It's like The Hunger Games, but the children kill adults. Can Nick spoil The Mist in 60 seconds? Was The Propeller Guy the true hero of Titanic? Should Liam Hemsworth’s head be bigger? “I don’t like this. I’m not in the mood. Someone take their shirt off for God’s sake.” - Nick Kronberger” Nick does not have s...

This week, Karie Coleman Hinners (she/her) and Scott Hinners (he/him) join us to discuss The Hunger Games. It's like The Hunger Games, because it is. How did R.L. Stine ruin basements for Jim? Why is Randy Quaid stalking Kai’s Livejournal? Who the heck is Liam Helmsworth? “The government's trying to take our gun legs.” - Karen Coleman Hinners “If I’m starving and living on squirrels, I’m not worri...

This week, Noah Levine (he/him) and Michael Savitski (he/him), hosts of Dying Message: The Detective Anime Mystery podcast join us to discuss Elektra. It's like Daredevil, but the enemies explode. How did Jim get typhoid? Is MouthMouthOut the opposite of assassin? How many different animals will we marry?   "I read a quote from Elektra and eventually we ended up back at Denny's again" - Noah Levin...

This week, Michael Savitski (he/him) and Noah Levine (he/him), hosts of Dying Message: The Detective Anime Mystery podcast join us to discuss Daredevil: a movie none of our Patreon supporters paid to vote for. Is jumping one of the 30 senses? What do you do with an 80 oz bottle of oil? Where is your second anus? “I was bit by a radioactive Target employee.” - Michael Savitski “I didn’t get your na...

This week, Nick Gillette (he/him) joins us to discuss the 5th installment of the Jurassic Park franchise. It’s like Jurassic Park, but Jeff Goldblum got paid more to do less. How many Jimmy talk show hosts work at Jurassic World? What's in your Bog? WIll Kai embrace nature and become the master of 1000 crows? "Wouldn't you want to delay the moment of betrayal until after you had sold your ill-gott...

This week, Hen Smith joins us for the fourth installment of the Jurassic Park franchise. It’s like Jurassic Park, but it's a world now.  What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a guitar?  Is knockoff Cameron Diaz uniting us all? How did plates disappoint Jim? “You can't just peddle vanilla candles your way into being Gwyneth Paltrow.” - Hen Smith Follow Hen’s improv team Smoke Break on Face...

This week, Andrew Nealis (he/him) joins us for the third installment of the Jurassic Park franchise. It’s like Jurassic Park, but this time they couldn’t get Jeff Goldblum. Who would win in a deathmatch between Jason, Gremlins, and Barney The Bear? What happens when you bully The Other Host? Will Freddy Krueger get his chance to do his dance at the Space Jam?   “Let Laura Dern have a family.” - An...

This week, Donnell Johnson (he/him) and Robert Bell (he/him) join us to discuss the 2nd installment of the Jurassic Park franchise. It’s like Jurassic Park, but with gymnastics. Tubi, or not Tubi…? Are Mall Santas taking over Hollywood? Do bees belong in Kai's mouth? “Because you’re not part of the Cape Crew.” - Donnell Johnson “Princess Diana would have been jealous.” - Robert Bell Be sure to che...

This week, Sheila Master (she/her) joins us to discuss the first installment of the Jurassic Park franchise. Do you like being people? Is Michael Keaton Kai's long lost gender boundless parental figure? Does White Lightning bring tears to your eyes? "I think that was the first time I also blamed the audience for not doing well." - Sheila Master Sheila would like to promote the intro ride at Hershe...

This week, surprise guest Siobhan O'Hara (she/her) bullies Jim for 6 min and then Kai and Jim avoid talking about Pitch Perfect as much as possible. What Big Mike move brought Jim quarantine joy? What takes away the energy of the climax? What deli meat’s in your suitcase?“ “Do you actually ever want to hang out with me?” - Jim O’Donnell “I do hate that about myself.” - Kai Bobbi "Suck it Jim!” - S...

This week, Chris Newcomer (he/him) and Rob Alesiani (he/him) join us to discuss the third installment of the Pitch Perfect franchise. It’s like the first two, but with army propaganda. Is there a more spiritual home than Delco? Did Conan the Barbarian save The Simpsons? Which moist towelette commercial made Jim cry? “Wait. Is this movie about acapella?” - Rob “It was a lot of me just like queening...

This week, Drew Marshall (he/him) joins us to discuss the 2nd installment of the Pitch Perfect franchise. It’s like Pitch Perfect, but even worse. How did Chumlee do Jim dirty? Did Party Guy #2 ruin Kai's acting career? What biblical impact did our guest have on Jim's childhood? "I may as well put my time to good use and discover a purpose in this festival of crap." - Drew Marshall Be sure to chec...

This week, Katie Hewko-Dykes (she/her) joins us to discuss the first installment of the Pitch Perfect franchise. Did Kai smoke weed with pastor Fred Durst? Why does Pumpkin hate Anna Kendrick? Is Thomas the Tank Engine a capitalist nightmare? "’Turns out I don't like women.’ Jim O'Donnell 2021" - Katie Hewko-Dykes Be sure to check out Katie’s new podcast, The POS Podcast on Instagram at @pos_pod a...

This week, Jessica Snow (she/her) joins us to discuss the sequel to Creed and 8th installment of the rocky franchise. It's like Rocky IV, but now their kids try to kill each other. How did Arnold Shortman get his football head? Is the Blonde Blur Russian? What happened to the lost footage of Rocky 1 ½: The Billy Snow Story? “Babies like frisbees, but they don’t Spider Man up walls very well.” - Je...

This week, Jack McDermott (he/him) also joined us for some tech issues. The golden lining was bonus content for our very first minisode. It’s like a regular episode, but shorter. What happens when the other host becomes the host? Why did Jim’s internet have to hide away for so long (so long)? How did ADHD save the human race? “It doesn’t happen often, but when it happens, my feet start sweating.”

This week, guest Jack McDermott (he/him) joins us to discuss the 7th installment of the Rocky franchise. It’s like Rocky, but Michael B Jordan loses instead. Does Ryan Coogler put mayonnaise on his cheesesteaks? Who were the The Bodacious Tatas? Are you and Scott Campbell conspiring to kill us? “I bloodied his nose and nothing happened to me, so I consider myself the winner there.” - Jack McDermot...