Rotten Treasure

This week, Ross Weisman returns for National Treasure. Are you Independence Hall? Do you like documents too? Can Weird Al just do whatever he wants?  "You had me at beef." - Ross Weisman Be sure to follow Ross @misterweisman and check out his podcast, Kidflix @kidflixpod “Kidflix is the podcast where adults try to definitively rank every kids movie ever made! This show is not for kids. It is also...

This week, Sarah Clemency joins Kai for episode 3 of a podcast they started a year ago. How do you say no to things you want to do? How do you manage burnout? Do you pee or win the car? “I really like to pretend to be mad.” - Sarah Clemency Rotten Treasure Ad: Trillium Line by Admiral Bob (c) copyright 2020 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files...

This week, Kai’s funniest friend Ryan Clark returns for The Land Before Time XIV: Journey of the Brave. It’s like the other 12 sequels; bad. Do frosted tips and Reel Big Fish t-shirts make you cool? Are we a sex ed podcast now? Can Steven King’s The Mist help get rid of your ex-wife’s new boyfriend? “They liked me. They all liked me.” - Ryan Clark Podcasts advertised in episode:  Q4Q: Queer Person...

This week, Chris Houck joins us for The Land Before Time XIII: The Wisdom of Friends. It’s like the other films, but friendlier. Are kids stupid? Can you go to jail for milk stuff? Do Pop Tarts have genders? “Here we are, and I’m half almond.” - Chris Houck Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show! Captain's Log Shout-out: *link in bio* Help Th...

This week, Robbi Burns joins us for The Land Before Time XII: The Great Day of the Flyers! It's like the other movies, but with way to much Petri.  This week, Robbi Burns joins us for The Land Before Time XII: The Great Day of the Flyers! It's like the other movies, but with way to much Petri. Is skateboarding a gateway to sex? What are you doing with your Hot Pocket Eggo Waffles? When will the go...

This week, Courtney and Frank Farrell return for The Land Before Time XI: Invasion of the Tinysauruses. It’s like the other sequels, but tinier. Are you wild about mud? Did Jeff Goldblum foresee the Virgin Alligator? Could Kai be Big Daddy? “They would literally do everything except for spit on us.” - Courtney Farrell “I know what you all are doing, and I’m not going to take the bait.” - Frank Far...

This week, Victoria Tellez and Jesse Freeman join us for The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration. It’s like the other sequels, but with daddy issues. How many drunken hotel ten-way kisses did your Model UN team have? Who made Yik Yak yakety wack and not come back? Have you ever almost killed yourself blowin'’ blow pens? “I had like multiple years that were better than 7th grade since,...

This week, Rob Alesiani returns for The Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water. What happened to Jim Henson's swirly acid closet? Should we just become a Simpson and 9/11 podcast already? Do you like your sand wet?  “Cera's dad did the I-95 collapse.” - Rob Alesiani Rob encourages you to check out Crossroads Comedy Theater, where you can often find many of our pals and past guests performing an...

This week, Chris She returns for The Land Before Time VIII: The Big Freeze. It’s like the other films, but colder. Did Steve Buscemi cause 9/11? How did Jim’s Pornhub quiz go? Do our elders deserve dignity? “I blame Jim.”- Chris She You can also catch Chris performing improv along with many of our past guests on The N Crowd, performing regularly on Friday evenings at Sawubona Theatre for Creative...

This week, Cassy Alban returns to bully Jim and talk about The Land Before Time VII: The Stone of Cold Fire. It’s like the other movies, but with aliens?! Ope, where did that gravity go? Is Selina Gomez a person? Is Jim a flossy bank-robbing dominatrix? “It started out so good, and then it was just dumpster fire.” - Cassy Alban Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure listen, like, follow, rate and review....

This week, Ross Weisman returns for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Do you want some Rotten Hot Ones? Would you wear Jesus’s jeans? Are avocados and pickles too spicy? “I have a second hand John Goodman story.” - Ross Weisman Be sure to follow Ross @misterweisman and go see him perform in upcoming shows with N Crowd @phillyndrowd and Thank You Places: An Improvised Musical @placesthankyou ....

This week, James Knight joins us for The Land Before Time VI: The Secret of Saurus Rock. It's like the first five, but we talked about it even less. Do you bossy bossy boss listeners need to step off? Does Godzilla belong next to Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Is the rest still unwritten? “Full disclosure, I only got maybe 10 minutes in.” - James Knight Be sure to check out the food truck Tacos Mexiko Resta...

This week, Noah Levine and Michael Savitski return for The Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island. Is Jim the new Kai Bobbi? How do you cook for gay people? Did Mark Wahlberg just discover he’s a cannibal?  “I would definitely recommend this over Home Alone 5.” - Noah Levine “I was guilty of being a 13-year-old working a job.” - Michael Savitski Be sure to check out and follow Mike and Noah’s p...

This week, Sarah Carter joins us for The Land Before Time IV: Journey Through the Mists. Are South Jersey racoons cake thieves? What’s got Jim bing bang boomin’? Have you seen Pedro Pascal’s sexy knees? “That was the longest hour and 15 minutes of my life.” - Sarah Carter If you are in the Philadelphia area and are looking for improv coaching, be sure to hit up Sarah on Instagram at @radiatelaught...

This week, Neil Bardhan joins us for The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Great Giving. It’s like the first two movies, but more giving. Do you want spicy Dinosaur Kisses? Is Kai secretly one sixteen year old in a trench coat? Do you wanna be the new Host? “It’s the worst Seinfeld episode I’ve ever seen” - Neil Bardhan We join Neil in his encouragement to consider supporting the Natural Lands...

This week, Chris Newcomer returns for The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure. It's like the first movie, but less depressing. How many of our previous guests are still alive? Are Power Rangers Power Bottoms? Was Irish Guy working for the FBI the whole time? “I mean, I don’t want to get too specific because the government’s watching.” - Chris Newcomer Check out Chris’s Star Trek podcas...

This week, Katie Cwirko joins us for The Land Before Time. Are backflips not allowed in catholic school? Was JFK assassinated by a day-old baby? Is flying gay? “I’m not looking at my phone because I’m bored.” - Katie Cwirko Be sure to check out Katie’s @katie.quirkko craft Instagram @sweetpeepscrafts for custom craft creations and more! Bring some joy into your life and treat yourself or a pal wit...

This week, Alexander Wolfgang of the Secondary Heroes Podcast joins us for our Back to the Future Rotten Recap! Are we in the Milky Way Milky? ¿Es Jim el dios de la basura? Does Kai not understand how climaxes work? “Let's just talk about Frozen.” - Alexander Wolfgang Be sure to check out Alexander’s podcast Secondary Heroes Podcast , keeping you updated on the hottest movies, shows, collectibles,...

This week, Bailey J Hess joins us for Back to the Future Part III. It’s like the first two, but with pew pew sounds. Can you pass Kai’s multiple choice pop quiz? Where are the bodies? Did Socrates love car chases? “Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew” - Bailey J Hess Bailey @amayzingbailey promotes going out and consuming more live theater and live performance. Do it! Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure listen...

This week, Michael Weingartner joins us for Back to the Future Part II. It’s like the first movie, but they actually go to the future. Does anybody call you Chicken Noodles? Are we penis-friendly scientists? Do we need another celebrity? “Have you gotten to the dildo lab yet?” - Michael Weingartner You can catch Michael producing or performing in improv shows at ComedySportz in Philadelphia @cszph...

This week, Kristen DeWitt joins us for Back to the Future! Why is Jim so bad at making things happen with his hands? How do mimes answer the phone? Is Billy Zane the real MMMBopper? “I have a ton of DVDs!” - Kristen DeWitt Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show! Captain's Log Shout-out: gofund.me/a0774fd3 *link in bio* to help out with The Ot...

This week, we celebrate our 100th episode with Sheila Master, Scott Campbell, and Sarah Clemency by talking about Being John Malkovich for a third time! Is Jack McDarematt our #1 fan? What was that movie about the Titanic? Is Sheila Pitch Passionate? “I will control myself.” - Sheila Master “I’m single y’all, call me.” - Scott Campbell “I didn’t think John Malkovich was in it.” - Sarah Clemency If...

This week, Danylo Loutchko and Pat Schenkenberg join us to keep talking about Being John Malkovich. Has Jeff Dunham been puppeteering George W. Bush this whole time? How do you make sure Philadelphia residents keep aging? Is Kai joining a cult this summer? “I am busy on Arbor Day!” - Danylo Loutchko    “I don’t know how you knew I was such a big simp for Elon Musk.” - Pat Schenkenberg Be sure to c...

This week, Fred Brown joins us for being Being John Malkovich. WIll Cameron Diaz ever forgive Kai? Are sweatpants problematic? Has Jim been unlikable this whole time? “Give this man a Nickelodeon Kids Award.” - Fred Brown Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show! Captain's Log Shout-out: gofund.me/a0774fd3 or @Kai-Bobbi on Venmo to help out wit...

This week, Patrick Kelliher joins us for John Wick 3. It’s like the first two movies, but the dog lives. Have you seen Kelso’s play the sax machine? Is murder allowed at Denny’s? Is die done with the rat queers? “I took that uncle’s advice for sure.” - Patrick Kelliher If you’re in the Twin Cities area, keep an eye out for Patrick and Kai improv team, Cursive All Caps. Social media is coming soon....