Rotten Treasure

This week, Tom Hannigan & Andrew Nealis return for Deadpool & Wolverine. It’s like Deadpool 3. Because it is. Is Kai bouttamakeastimeforthemselfere? Does Kyra Sedgwick close out Kevin Bacon’s self-doubt? Is Ryan Reynolds a real person? “Well I’m not on my phone right now, so I’m definitely present.” - Andrew Nealis “I also like music.” - Tom Hannigan Be sure to check out Tom’s improv shows...

This week, Steve Kleinedler joins us for Spider-Man 2. It’s like the first movie, but with a train fight. Has Kai graduated from therapy? What do soup and banking have in common? Are Jim’s thoughts not worth it? “If you’re not going to tell anyone, go away.” - Steve Kleinedler Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show! You can also support th...

This week, Frank Farrell returns for Spider-Man. If all your molecules are taken apart and put back together, are you still you on the other end? Kai totally didn’t lose this episode’s trivia prize, right? What about Barb? “The ozone isn’t as effective as it used to be.”- Frank Farrell Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show! You can also s...

This week, Matt Garren joins us for John Wick 4. It’s like the other movies, but he falls down the stairs. Who can’t you touch? Where did Jim pull that Bobcat out from? Have you checked out Kai’s dad? “He’s the baddest ass.” - Matt Garren Be sure to check out Matt’s and past Rotten Treasure guest Mike Marbach’s Lord of The Rings podcast, The Beacons Are Lit as well as Matt’s other podcast, We Need...

This week, Andrew Nealis and Cooper the dog return to rank and review the X-Men franchise. How come no one is throwing up bees? Are goo-men robbing people of their accents? Is Kai a fucked up person? Be sure to check out Andrew’s podcast Sean & Andrew Talk About Movies (And Sometimes Other Stuff) , with recent episodes on Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga and Dune! Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to list...

This week, Dom Arp returns for New Mutants. It’s like the other movies, but emo. Do any of the bears inside of you know how to love? Are Russian mobsters Saturday-night-sexy? Is The Breakfast Club indoctrinating mutants to dance? “Buffy is the better version of what this movie wanted to be.” - Dom Arp Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show...

This week, Joe Jiggs joins us for Dark Phoenix. It’s like the other movies, but with a big train fight. Are spreadsheets fun? Which birthday unlocks the patience to watch Burn Notice? Is Cyclops totally a Ross? “If Skywalker can kill hundreds of Jedi kids, I think I could take a couple fourth graders.” - Joe Jiggs Follow Joe @joejiggs on Instagram to keep tabs on Joe's upcoming shows and general h...

This week, Haley Steinhilber joins us for Deadpool 2. It’s like the first Deadpool movie, but with jokes. What’s got Jim so popular with bisexuals? When’s the worst time to give Jesus a foot massage? You know what you like?  “That’s why I’m gay.” -  Haley Steinhilber Check out Haley’s podcast Listen on your preferred podcast app and follow them on Instagram @queerpersonalspodcas t and on Twitter @...

This week, Michael Savitski returns for Logan. It’s like the other movies, but a good western. What rumor is Kai spreading about crows? Do tanks have personalities? Did Professor X catch Wolverine on the counter and bangin’ on the sofa? “Don't quote me on this, but I think that’s where they introduce Laura as a character.” - Michael Savitski Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow,...

This week, Cara Hammer joins us for X-Men: Apocalypse. It’s like the other movies, but meta and unfunny. Is everyone a human to Jim now? What are dinosaurs and Napoleon doing in the library? What makes James McAvoy a silly little dirty boy? “I love fantastical things.” - Cara Hammer Be sure to check out SideQuest Theater   @sidequesttheater , Philadelphia’s home for adventurous storytelling and cr...

This week, Leticia Viloria returns for Deadpool. Does it pay to let the rage fill your soul? Did Kai get Toy Storied by their TalkBoy? Should we trust Tom Hannigan? “How am I a thing? -  Leticia Viloria Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show! You can also support the podcast to gain early access to episodes, promote yourself, or a business...

This week, The 7th Guest, Cassy Alban, returns for X-Men: Days of Future Past. It’s like the other movies, but in this one, they try to kill a politician. Why do hedgehogs want parties to end? How long can water live without Hugh Jackman? Do Kai’s knees not matter? “Sweaty palms, I’m in.” - Cassy Berger Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the sh...

This week, Jacob Todd returns for The Wolverine. It’s like the other movies, but in Japan. Are retired magician cops qualified to speak on train physics? Are belly buttons the way to Hugh Jackman’s heart? Do you find Mars sexy? "The Tortoise on top and the Hare on the bottom” - Jacob Todd Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show! You can als...

This week, Elena Hunt and Bill Reick return for X-Men: First Class. It’s like the other movies, but they’re young now. Is Florida the France of America? Does a tree sh*t in the woods? Do you want more movies in your movies? “I thought it was gonna be like pew pew.” - Elena Hunt “Here’s my counterpoint: f*cking siiiiiiiiick.” - Bill Reick Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow, rate...

This week, Nate May returns for X-Men Origins: Wolverine. It’s  Will.we.are? Did Kai ever get those pictures of Spiderman to their therapist? Is being dehydrated cool?   "You went from like casual klepto to leet hacker." - Nate May Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show! You can also support the podcast to gain early access to episodes, pr...

This Week, Andrew Coppola joins us for X-Men: The Last Stand! It’s like the first two movies, but way too much is going on. Does Hugh Juckman mousse himself? Do you f&%king love chainsaws? Who is being mean to Heidi Klum? “He’s pretty good despite having no taste”- Andrew Coppola Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show! You can also sup...

Tom Hannigan joins us for X2: X-Men United. It’s like the first movie, but better in every way. Is Visor Guy a cop? Do you gush about Albert Brooks? Did Wolverine's curiosity catch the cat's tongue? “But can you do it twice though? That’s my question.” - Tom Hannigan Be sure to check out and follow Noah Levine’s new weekly podcast, Talkin’ 2024 on Instagram at @talkin2024, See what happens when a...

This week, Kelsey Hébert returns for X-Men! Should dogs have hammocks? Is William Shatner really just a tired Randy Newman? Do cats relate to X-men? “Oh no. I was going to get us back on track; you go.”- Kelsey Hébert Be sure to check out SideQuest Theater, Philadelphia’s home for adventurous storytelling and creative expression, on and off the stage, offering one-of-a-kind live shows and classes...

This week Neil Bardhan returns for Real Genius! Do you and your friends measure bridges for a good time? Is that a bagel in your pants or are you just Sean Penn wandering onto a movie set? Does Kai need to be stopped? “My lips are fine.” - Neil Bardhan Be sure to subscribe to Neil's occasional newsletter about nostalgia, food, music, and more: https://buttondown.email/neilpbardhan He's on Instagra...

This week, Kyle Hanlon returns for Final Destination 5. It’s like other sequels, but secretly a prequel. How much weed does a Big Mac get you? Why did Jensen Ackles punch Kai in middle school? Why are we avoiding Jon Voight? “No, I've never gotten an omelet.” - Kyle Hanlon Follow Kyle on Instagram @themusicfan77 and on YouTube @khan1014 to check out his music album reviews, covers and originals. K...

This week, Ryan T. Barlow joins us for The Final Destination. It’s like the other sequels, but more porny. Is Death pronoun indifferent? Will someone please give Mick Jagger attention? Why can’t we be friends? Be sure to follow @meanwendyband  on Instagram and check out Ryan performing original genre parody songs with his band, Mean Wendy Band .  Go to www.meanwendyband.com to learn more! “We’re a...

This week, Noah Levine returns for Final Destination 3. Why did Kai Bikini Bottom out? What happens after you lose the luck of the Irish? Where do tattoos go when we die? “How many eggs would you have to throw at a car before it becomes undrivable?” - Noah Levine Be sure to check out and follow Noah’s new weekly podcast, Talkin’ 2024 on Instagram at @talkin2024 ! See what happens when a year's wor...

This week, Nate May returns for Final Destination 2. It’s the like first movie, but more emotionally scarring. Is Kai the new Edgar Allen Poe? Is Kai out here just stealing jokes now? Is Kai being demoted?  “My house was built by idiots.” - Nate May Be sure to follow Nate and Jim’m improv team, Daddy Issues @daddyissuesimprov and go to linktr.ee/DaddyIssuesImprov to keep updated about their upcomi...

This week, Jessica Snow returns for Final Destination. When did Shrek become a cop? Do French people know how birthdays work? Is Kai turning people into dinosaurs? “Did the premonition just not throw another D at him?” - Jessica Snow Be sure to follow @jessisnow on Instagram and @SnowJessi on Twitter and check out jessisnow.com to keep up with her upcoming happenings! We join our guest in encourag...

This week, Jackie and Danielle of the No More Late Fees podcast return for National Treasure: Book of Secrets. It’s like the first movie, but more secretive. Does your BFF provide safe spaces for your Dolphin facts? Do you believe the bees? Why won't the Queen share her swans? “She was obsessed with the floor.” - Jackie “Back to my conspiracy theories…” - Danielle Be sure to check out their podcas...