Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

The Lukes get into a physical altercation at a rugby game and the guys try to get crazy face Luke P ousted. Will it work, or will Hannah's love of roid rage win out? Our premium NextDoor bonus episode features a succulent fight. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy fo...

It's a very special Secret Life of Douchebags episode. Luke starts a roid rage spiral, Connor finds chicken soup in the grocery store, and Cam makes up a story about a leg, a dog, and a dead grandma. Will it save him? Our premium NextDoor bonus episode starts with Stefanie getting banned from the site! What gives? To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Insta...

ABC, guys. ABC. This week's The Bachelorette features a Chicken McNugget fight and lots of speedos. Is Hannah about to make the worst decision of her life, or multiple worst decisions of her life? Our NextDoor bonus episode features a pissed off call from an Amazon Prime delivery guy.. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @R...

Demi and Katie show up in the first episode of Hannah's Bachelorette season to scope out this year's crop of douches from the comfort of a creepy white van. Will they find the Not Here For the Right Reasons Impostor or leave empty handed? Our NextDoor neighbor takedowns are back in this week's bonus episode celebrating bird fights. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On...

Hannah Bama is about to take Bachelor Nation by storm, which means it's time to judge the sloppy man meat the casting directors have assembled from various frat houses and casting couches. The first premium bonus episode of the season is covering the Bachelorette Reunion. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and...

Colton's season comes to an end. How many times will Cassie say "weird"? This week's bonus is about fighting in facebook groups. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See o...

Colton is rescued from the Portuguese countryside in time to dump the women he has a shot in hell with for a girl who's out of his league and will dump him before Christmas. How many Tom Cruise movies can he quote in one episode? This week's bonus is about an older man trying to find a room and a dude in a grocery store with a machete. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePri...

The women take the stage to squawk a lot, claim they're drowning in tears, and wonder about Colton's mysterious disappearance into the Portuguese countryside. This week's bonus is about an older man trying to find a room and a dude in a grocery store with a machete. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram an...

Colton's greatest fear comes true on Fantasy Suite week. Will his bones get jumped before the fence he escapes over? This week's bonus is about an older man trying to find a room and a dude in a grocery store with a machete. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy...

This week on The Bachelor, Colton auditions new dads on his Hometown visits. Will he find acceptance? Will anyone throw cleats at his head? And who won't get to pop his cherry? This week's bonus is about our neighbors stealing catalytic converters for their Priuses and the continuing war on crows. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're...

Colton tries to selfie cam himself through his ongoing mystery of who's here for the wrong reasons and gets a random stamp of approval from his dad before dumping a beauty queen. This week's bonus is about energy healing city council candidates and the hunt for missing kittens. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @Ro...

Colton is presented with a mystery. Someone is not here for the right reasons, but will he kick off the right bimbos? This week's bonus is about dog yoga, Mandarin for toddlers and a wrap up of the Rat House fight. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for priva...

The Bachelor goes to Tahiti and Colton removes the Never from Been Kissed's name. More worms are swallowed and Colton fears his worst. Nightmare. Is coming true. LITERALLY. This week's bonus is about mystery cat feeders and needy neighbors. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See ac...

The Bachelor goes to Singapore and tries to teach the entire city the meaning of the word "WOOOOO!" The beauty queens slug it out, but Demi takes out two targets making her the slickest winner of all time. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and op...

The Bachelor takes on pirates and fitness, and the pageant girls go at it. Will Colton cry? Yes. Yes he will. This week's bonus is a serious talk about the trans hate spouting from Tamra's offspring. Shocker, we know. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! Video editions of these podcast episodes are available only through Patreon. On Twitter and Instagram we're @Ro...

It's story time on The Bachelor, and the girls write like it's their first time. Then Billy Eichner stops by to terrorize Colton and a beauty pageant war brews. This week's bonus is all about rain trolls and the soup obsessed. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! Video editions of these podcast episodes are available only through Patreon. On Twitter and Instagram...

Colton is freshly spray tanned and ready to pretend to lose his virginity to a girl. Will the old lady from What About Mary ruin everything? This week's bonus is our first foray back into the world of NextDoor. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! Video editions of these podcast episodes are available only through Patreon. On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePrick...

Welcome back! We got the campfire going, so let's get to the second half of our contestant roast! To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

The Bachelor is back for its 23rd season, but before we get to see how many times Colton cries in his first episode, we have to meet the 19,000 dodo birds vying for his attention. It's a two part Cast Roast! To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and o...

It's the end of Bachelor in Paradise's fifth season. Will Annalise take no for an answer? Will Wills get to say anything? And has Colton survived the wrath of Tia? Let's find out! On this week's premium bonus: Jenna turned out to be a low down lyin' emoji hustler, and we mourn the model's loss together. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where y...

Bachelor in Paradise rewards its loyal viewers with the gift of Orange Robby and a bunch of people get dumped. We're in the final inning, people!  On this week's premium bonus: Who's robbing who at the local liquor store? And what is RBG gonna do about it? To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter an...

Eric realizes he doesn't know where the cheese is at all, Annalise tells off a possible Russian witch, and a perfectly newish Ross Dress For Less picture frame is burned in a fire. Also: JADE AND TANNER JADE AND TANNER! JADE AND TANNER JADE AND TANNER *and Carly and Evan too I guess.  On this week's premium bonus: Who's robbing who at the local liquor store? And what is RBG gonna do about it? To h...

Eric made Angela cry, which causes a mist of distrust to descend upon our favorite group of needful things. Who will cry? Who won't cry? And will Colton and Tia make it out alive?  On this week's premium bonus: Who's robbing who at the local liquor store? And what is RBG gonna do about it? To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our...

Leo douches out completely this episode and tries to keep some dignity by dressing like The Nanny on his way out before throwing a drink on our favorite grocer. Then, the mom makes out with the last of the men and then gets left behind like yesterday's Annalise. Fun times. This week's bonus is about a Lego party, gardeners not cleaning up poop, and neighbors who shouldn't be allowed to install sur...

Will Krystal lose the Goose and latch on to Conor or will she just bury her head in the sand? Or both? Just another day in Paradise!  This week's bonus is about a Lego party, gardeners not cleaning up poop, and neighbors who shouldn't be allowed to install surveillance cams. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL sh...