Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

The ladies of The Bachelor are tested on their plane skills and Hanna comes back yet again to sob. Enjoy! To hear the second cast breakdown episode, become a premium member of our Patreon. Find links at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Pilot Pete makes out with thirty chicks in his premier episode, and Heeenah returns with thick mascara sobbing to steal his season. Enjoy! To hear the second cast breakdown episode, become a premium member of our Patreon. Find links at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See om...

The Bachelor is back with Pilot Pete for season 24 and we're here with a roast of the newest crop of dodo birds. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is Part Two of our Cast Roast! To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnyst...

Tonight on the VERY DRAMATIC Bachelor in Paradise season finale, some couples find the strength to fake love for the ultimate prize of lucrative poop tea ads on Insta and one very wussy man wussies out and runs for the hills. This week’s premium bonus episode is a recap of the Tell All reunion episode. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! And thanks for being with...

Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, Dylan and Hannah get smug and make tortillas with a bunch of random villagers and Matt the farmer learns what it's like to aim too high. Sucka! The bonus is a NextDoor episode focusing on coyote fears, drugs, and ring doorbell recorders. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKara...

Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, Demi has a breakdown over PDA and Caelynn chooses to pay for gas for the rest of her days. The bonus is a NextDoor episode focusing on coyote fears, drugs, and ring doorbell recorders. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for pr...

Blake proves what an unoriginal imbecile he is when he cribs an 80's rom com to win a woman he can barely stand. Also, Dean finds two hour parking on the beach and comes back to confuse the hell out of Caelynn. This week's bonus is about Whole Foods flies and trying to get money out of Waze. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @Rose...

Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, our sad sack Fred Flinstone hits the road after getting dumped again and somehow John Paul Jones wins the girl. We're as confused as you guys. This week's bonus is about Whole Foods flies and trying to get money out of Waze. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilde...

On this very special wedding episode of Bachelor in Paradise, Krystal marries Goose, Caelynn gets dumped and then picked up and dusted off, and Clay tries really hard to convey emotions. Oh yeah, and Derek is accused of being a podcast groupie banger. This week's bonus is about evil weed shops and Conservative meeting invite tiffs. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patr...

John Paul Jones has a conundrum on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise: pigeon or seagull? This week's bonus episode is about the evils of marijuana and a lady who reunited with the love of her life. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out inform...

The other woman enters paradise, so we're in for two hours of Derek trying to sob his way through his Bachelor audition. Buckle up. This week's bonus episode is about Chad and Tanner's twitter idiocy and Colton's interview on This American Life. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   ...

A model fights, another model high kicks. Paradise is crushed, and we never even got to find out what was in the piñata! This week's bonus episode is about Chad and Tanner's twitter idiocy and Colton's interview on This American Life. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.c...

Dean cyphers enough gas for his van to make it to tonight's Bachelor in Paradise along with a piñata protecting hot guy. Fight! This week's bonus episode is about the Blake and Caelynn social media drama. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt...

Blake's douchebaggery takes center stage again on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise as a rock gets revenge for the girls, and our favorite bottom model joins the cast to find scraps. This week's bonus episode is about the Blake and Caelynn social media drama. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilder...

Blake is caught in a pentagon on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise, but who cares? There will always be someone to make out with ya in times of need. This week's bonus episode is about rat hunters, grenade planters and a guy who likes chili too much. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See a...

Bachelor in Paradise opens its new season with a Blake douchebag scandal topped with a hilariously terrible rug. This week's bonus episode is about rat hunters, grenade planters and a guy who likes chili too much. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and op...

Hannah's season of The Bachelorette comes to a close with tears, second chances, and a ton of snot. Thanks for being with us this season! We'll be back for Bachelor in Paradise! This week's bonus episode is about dog poop politics and Disney fights. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See...

In the first two hours of this very special 49 hour finale of The Bachelorette, Jed gets swatted down by Hannah's dad cuz he's poor and Tyler rides a horse and cheeses hard. BUT HANNAH IS SO CONFUSED OK? This week's bonus episode is about dog poop politics and Disney fights. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram...

Luke takes up all of the Men Tell All to get into religious wars and use up a lot of silence saying absolutely nothing, but dammit we had fun. This week's episode is a deep dive on our most triggering recent Bravo moments. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for priv...

The Bachelorette celebrates fantasy suites night with lots of Bible talk and a special reading from Hebrews. And the hot guy gets the least action. WTH? This week's bonus is about sexy neighborhood ads and fireworks haters. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for pri...

It's hometown visits on The Bachelorette, which means it's time to wonder how every finalist ever has a bench in front of their parents' house. Will Hannah be able to choose one bland unemployed moron over another? Let's find out! This week's bonus is about loud music and a hippie defending the capitalists taking over her neighborhood. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon...

Garret tries to get Luke kicked off this week's episode of The Bachelorette by taunting him with a time tested lunch meat. Will it work? This week's premium bonus is about Hannah being a diva, possums, and peeping Toms. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy...

The guys fight over how to change lanes on this week's Bachelorette and Hanna cries a lot with a runny nose in Latvia. Our premium Patreon bonus is about the Jed lying scandal. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. See omnystudio.co...

Hannah has a mini breakdown when the boys of The Bachelorette won't stop wahing at each other. Don't worry! Chris is here to save the day with a clip show! Our premium Patreon bonus is a rundown of the Bachelor in Paradise cast announcement. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.    See acast.c...

The Bachelorette takes Scottland in this very special kilt episode. Hannah spends what seems like 19 hours trying to get Luke to pretend he has feelings. Will it work? Our premium NextDoor bonus episode is about hogging parking and basic bigot bitches. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at Patreon! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   ...