Roots and Dagger - Pateron

The Chimpettes escape Everhome with a new family member, a missing goose, and just enough unresolved trauma to make the road trip uncomfortable. A parking ticket sends them toward Ember City—assuming they can figure out which way that is. Between a suspiciously well-informed cartographer, a horde of giant spiders, and several conversations that probably should have happened sooner, the road offers...

One masked monster. Two battlefields. Far too many thoughts up for grabs. The Chimpettes launch a rescue while the Thought Stealer turns every memory, mistake, and familiar face into another weapon. A heartfelt rally gives way to mysterious ooze, questionable decoys, an extremely delayed lullaby, and a guitar used with all the subtlety of an axe. Somewhere in the confusion, the party may even lear...

The Chimpettes are still trapped inside stolen memories, and the way out seems to require revisiting each worst day—then arguing with it. Chimpy meets his younger self, River returns to a tea shop with a dangerously confusing shopping list, and Lyra discovers that hiding in a hospital basement is somehow the easy part. Between sleep darts, suspicious grandmothers, and one deeply unhelpful plant-id...

The Chimpettes chase the Thought Stealer straight into their own memories... which would be unsettling enough without giving Xanax a second Xanax to take advice from. Between a royal bedtime gone wrong, a librarian with a personal vendetta against musical instruments, and some deeply questionable attempts at helping their younger selves, the past is turning out to be anything but settled. And thei...

The Chimpettes chase the Thought Stealer straight into Everhome, a town that isn't on any map and where something feels very, very wrong. Between questionable shopping decisions, disappearing memories, and a house that seems to remember more than the people inside it, catching one masked thief quickly becomes the least of their problems. What exactly is Everhome... and how much will The Chimpettes...

The Chimpettes have officially left Sablewood... but not before squeezing in one last emotional breakdown, an unexpected wedding, and the adoption of a very loyal goose. As the team begins the journey toward Eldren's house, old wounds resurface, new friendships are tested, and a quiet moment of reflection quickly spirals into the kind of chaos only this group could create. Will the road ahead fina...

A group of rescued children, one missing guide, and a candy cart that is definitely not suspicious. While making their way toward safety, five young escapees stumble into free toys, questionable adults, and the unfortunate realization that they may have walked directly into another kidnapping. What follows is a chaotic race through caves, wheat fields, lakes, bridges, and one deeply weird encounte...

You survived the hospital... now comes the real challenge... a festival? After a much-needed long rest, The Chimpettes head to Sablewood's Solstice Festival hoping for a little peace, a little fun, and maybe some fried food. Instead, they find suspicious politicians, rigged carnival games, and just enough new clues to make them realize the mystery is much bigger than they thought. Can The Chimpett...

*RING RING* You have a collect call from… Benzo Magnifico?! With the clock ticking and the hospital moments away from disaster, The Chimpettes receive some suspiciously well-timed advice from an even more suspicious magical card. One desperate plan, a handful of hope, and several questionable decisions later, the team gets something heroes almost never receive: a second chance. But knowing what we...

The Chimpettes are back, and things have somehow gone from "deeply concerning" to "oh no... so much worse." A suspicious hospital visit quickly spirals into a dangerous investigation beneath the surface, where every answer raises even more questions. With time running out and impossible choices piling up, the team will have to decide what kind of heroes they want to be... assuming they survive lon...

Team 199 wakes up with a lot of questions. Why are they wearing formal clothes? Why are they trapped in a giant stone pit? Why is a crowd of masked strangers cheering at them? And, perhaps most importantly, why does every answer seem to make things worse? After revealing a few secrets they'd probably rather keep buried, the team finds themselves facing an impossible choice between three mysterious...

A Dagger Heart podcast about 5 heros in world of light obscured by darkness, on a quest to prove themselves and uncover the mysteries of the very organization they're a part of.