Roma Happens

Malen scored, SES gave us the best Clint Eastwood impression as Roma claws back into the Champions League. And all of the happiness is immediately offset by the Mason Greenwood rumors

IT'S IN OUR SIGHTS! THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IS IN OUR SIGHTS!!! One game left at.... checks notes Bentegodi. Just don't bottle it, please. For once, can Roma please not happen?

The Dutch boys eek out a win against Parma so we bring in our own Dutch guy (again). Are we actually optimistic about the Lazio showdown?

Never has a 4-0 win shown so many issues on the victor's side before.

Did Malen just do to Bologna what Dries Mertens did to our flag? Though it was such a great kick. We just love this guy.

Remember when Malen scored 3 goals in a single game marking the first hat trick in the entire Serie A this season and Ranieri wasn't fired by Roma yet? Us neither. So we talked about the actual Roma happenings, not just the Ranieri drama which at this point... Just... Yeet the club at the Moon at this point.

Occasional co-host Len is back to talk us through the situation Roma's left with after the Inter loss. We had to bring him in since the other episode we recorded turned into 2 hours of screaming about Roma being bad.

Age of Empires 2 megastar fgzb, aka Zach, joins to talk about the Inter match, Italy's issues, and Roma's current situation with some refreshing perspectives

Vaz gets on the scoresheet against Lecce. Will we miss Kone? Are injuries actually relevant? Click play and find out.

So what's next? A new coach? New DS? New players? Reload and try again? Was it injuries? We had an inspiration to talk even more about Roma after the loss to Bologna in the Europa League Ro16

Remember when Roma was still winning games? RomaCares 'members

Get him back to Roma asap

Self-titled. The Juventus match.

Roma finds new Lorenzo and new Bryan as Gasperini channels his inner 2003 by playing a 4-4-2

On top of weird refereeing scandals from game to game, they somehow manage to screw up MOTM award. The player who scored a brace does not get MOTM but a player who scored one goal does? They've got to be doing this on purpose.

Slow February. One game a week. Segments.

Yes the Udinese game was in February but it counts in the January of hell with games every 3-4 days. Roma passed January with let's say flying colors, despite both starting and ending the stretch with losses. Trying something new with Char leading the episode!

So many games in January it's all starting to blend into one giant mush of wins

Can you believe Clint Eastwood is still alive? I know, right? Can you believe Roma lost to Torino AGAIN? We didn't even want to upload this before the 3rd Torino match but whatever. Oh and we beat a Sassuolo team that takes points off the biggest teams.

Lose to Atalanta, beat Lecce, sign Raspadori, sell Dovb- wait no he's injured again.

It finally happened, Roma won a trophy. Well, a title, without a trophy. The 2025 Serie A total points winner. Maybe in the eyes of FFP that shows potential?

Roma starting Cristante and Pellegrini is kind of like a John Tickle "Brainiac" segment. You can change the elements but the result is still going to be... a disaster. Just leave already

Gasperini reminds us of Josey Wales. Kinda. In a roundabout way.

Roma lose to Napoli in the most predictable way possible - starting Pellegrini and Cristante in hopes of them being good enough to match top teams. If 7 years weren't enough to prove they aren't, may this be year 8.

Evan Ferguson breaks his 13 month scoring drought, Roma plays some absurdly odd lineups, and it feels like Gasperini's Roma is finally starting to appear like it's beginning to take shape. First time Roma's alone at the top of the table in 10 years! Have we peaked or is this just the beginning?