Roll Britannia - A British Dungeons & Dragons 5e Podcast

The boys manage to make a huge mess but still somehow get invited to the party. Following a swift shower and wardrobe change, they set out for a night of stealth and subterfuge. But has one of our hero's pasts finally caught up with them? Could it doom their quest to failure before it's even had a chance to begin? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus...

The crew receives a special invitation. Stopping only for a quick trip to the costume department, they set sail towards yet more untold dangers. But the peril this time does not come from monsters but instead from the constant terror of having your cover blown in the heart of the enemy camp. Will they find what they seek, or will they find out firsthand why the Colonel has such a reputation? The o...

Our heroes tackle creatures from beyond the grave. And whilst they mostly come out unscathed, some of the boys lose more than they bargained for. Will they find the documents they were sent to collect, or will Jeff accidentally set them on fire? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon...

As the crew navigates the wild magic-infused waters of the Devil's Arse, Malrus flaunts his yo-yo skills from the crow's nest, Derek, minus a fake beard but with a sooty chin, readies himself for intrigue, Jeff emerges from his magical escapades to turn invisible..again, and Keth suggests the tradesman entrance! What will happen next?  There's only one way to find out, join Tom (Keth), Paul (...

It's party time aboard the Tel Dath. Halloween is upon us and dressed in their spookiest attire, our heroes find themselves in trouble once again. This time it's a special creepy story-time horror fest as the crew is trapped in a gruesome tale told by a hauntingly familiar figure. Will they live through this nightmarish tale and will they ever do the timewarp again? The only way to find out is to...

The boys decide that a spot of shopping is in order and eagerly set about acquiring some wild and exciting new toys. Finally bereft of cash they spend some time preparing themselves for the next quest. Is life aboard the Tel Dath getting a little too easy? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (t...

The gang makes a new friend, and wearily escapes the island to return to the Tel Dath. Captain Timbers awaits along with their hard-earned rewards. But will it be shiny booty or a new and more dangerous mission? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their hilarious adventu...

The crew is finally reunited and is now faced with the aftermath of Jeff's little “incident”. Just what is the truth behind this island and will one of our heroes ever recover from their ordeal? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their hilarious adventure of maritime ma...

The gang finds themselves separated and facing two difficult tasks. With three members of the party embroiled in vicious combat whilst the other languishes in prison, will any of them survive? More importantly, will they finally find out Jeff’s big secret? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (t...

Our heroes are closing in on the Governor, now with the help of a new ‘friend’ who might actually be a hostage. Have they made a huge mistake, or are they about to take on the ruler of the entire island and restore balance to the…sorry, wrong franchise... Anyway, the only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by J...

Our heroes find themselves in the fort's radio station. Will they get to meet the illustrious Baylon Parktree? Just what has this got to do with the Governor's plans? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their hilarious adventure of maritime mayhem and nautical nonsense....

Our motley crew has made it down into the mines as part of their latest plan to get into the fort and find the Governor. What awaits them down there in the dark, and will they ever find their way into the fort itself? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their hilarious a...

The boys have hatched a new plan, and with their new partner, they might just have a chance to break into the fort and find the Governor. Will our heroes find the answers that they're looking for, and are they even asking the right questions? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Mas...

The gang makes it to the Governor’s manor, but only time will tell how just how useful their visit was. Our heroes seem to have remained undetected so far on this island, just how much longer are they going to be able to ride their luck? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master)...

Our heroes finally make it to the cranberry farm. Keth gives a rousing speech that the boys don’t understand and, naturally, a fight breaks out, but who are they fighting and what is it about? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their hilarious adventure of maritime mayh...

The gang makes some new friends and drinks some especially bodacious tea to celebrate. Keth makes a once-in-a-lifetime offer to Jeff. Will they find the answers they seek at the cranberry farm? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their hilarious adventure of maritime may...

Our heroes put their daring plan into action as they attempt to sneak into the mystifying gated community. Keth brushes up on his stick-throwing skills. Will the gang find the answers they seek beyond the mysteriously giggling gates? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on t...

The gang has decided on a new plan, but with a new cautious attitude towards some not-so-angelic angels. Jeff finally tests out his new shades. With the radio station still playing and its odd competition still waiting for a winner, will our heroes find answers before anything else strange happens? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek),...

Thirteen might be unlucky for some, but that won't stop Derek from trying. Jeff reminds us all of just how much he loves a drink, and our heroes have a decision to make on where to head next. Will FBFM’s hottest and only DJ convince them to enter a totally safe competition or will our heroes scout out another path to their goals? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Ket...

Our heroes witness the full power of someone they had foolishly underestimated. After deciding to ask questions very nicely indeed, the Tel Dath finally has a heading. Following a heavy night of karaoke and a visit from everyone's favourite goddess, there's much for the boys to consider. Will they decide that this quest is the one to get on with, or will they continue to meander through life stumb...

A now fresh-faced Derek, along with the rest of the crew, finally board their prize and start phase 2 of their plan. Will Derek carry out his tonsorial threat? And will our heroes ever actually complete a job assigned to them? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their hi...

The gang finds themselves trying to negotiate the fishy services of Kah Lek Sahr, the name of Keth's snake is revealed and the captain has a plan. With magic, snakes, and cannon fire, what could possibly go wrong for our heroes? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their...

The order of the day is SHOPPING. Fresh clothes, new gear, and a strange creature that runs the shop onboard the Tel Dath. Now they’ve levelled up and spent their hard-earned gold, are they ready to hear what the future holds? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their hi...

The gang finds themselves in trouble once again as they're plunged into yet another tricky test. Trapped in the bowels of the mighty Tel Dath, knee-deep in water and with their backs to the wall, do they have what it takes to prove themselves to the crew? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (th...

Our heroes may have finally found a way to escape the island where they have been shipwrecked for so long. After defeating Boris and recovering the stone, they are looking forward to leaving this all behind them. But was Starflower's offer genuine? And just what is so special about this stone anyway? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek...