Roll Britannia - A British Dungeons & Dragons 5e Podcast

Love in an Elevator! Oh! no sorry the other thing. They say these boys are up and coming, like they're, no oh for goodness sake, this description is wrong on so many levels. Anyway the boys are in a lift, it's going up, but what will they find when they get there? And will they seize control of the fort from The Empire? There's only one way to know, join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (...

Something strange seems to have come over our heroes as they face off against a huge and very powerful weapon. Are they actually working together as a team?! How long will that last? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their hilarious adventure of maritime mayhem and nau...

The crew track down a lead handed to them by a new friend. The clock is ticking though, will they ever be able to forge a home for themselves or will they forever be adrift in the shark infested waters of the Shattered Lands? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their hil...

The boys take some time out of their busy schedule are taking a quick rest before making their preparations to strike the fort from below. It's almost time to get this long overdue party started, but what will they find behind that door, and will they have what it takes to face it? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff)...

The cave, along with our boys' hopes of survival, seems to be shrinking by the second. Will they manage to squeeze their way out before they and their dreams are squashed flat? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their hilarious adventure of maritime mayhem and nautical...

The boys try to set up an ambush when they find themselves caught in a trap by some particularly aggressive furniture. Derek finds himself in the sticky situation where he might actually end up paying an arm and a leg. Will our heroes break free and make it to the fort in time? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as t...

The boys finally set off on the quest that has been more than a month in the planning. With the finer details yet to be revealed none of them know what may be in store, but with all the emotional changes they've been through over the last year, they're itching to get stuck into a good old-fashioned dust-up. Wait, is that a Royal Guard and Marine encampment up ahead? The only way to find out is to...

What could possibly go wrong when Jeff tries out some of his new purchases? Elsewhere, mutterings on the Tel Dath deck grow to dissent in the ranks which threaten to explode into full-blown mutiny. Will the boys have to abandon ship, or can Timbers keep his crew in line? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're...

Back onboard the Tel Dath and mostly showered, the boys head off to see what madness the Quartermaster has in store for them, even if not all of our heroes are up to the challenge. Retail therapy is provided by everyone's favourite poultry run catalogue based floating shop - Arrrgoose! What will they buy and will any of it actually be of any use? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure...

Prize in hand and with a new companion for Jeff, the boys begin their long journey back to the Tel Dath leaving Nemmonis Island in their wake. What will the boys find when they return home and what does Captain Timbers have in store for them next? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeo...

Our heroes suddenly find themselves going toe to toe with the culprit as they try to get their hands on the already stolen piece of eight. Malrus's actions shock the rest of the crew. Will they succeed in their plan and will they ever escape Nemmonis Island? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James...

It's time for the long-awaited Parlour Scene. Our heroes present all their evidence and finally make their accusations. Have they sussed out the culprit or are they barking up the wrong tree? Get those handcuffs ready and call the fuzz as our boys step up and call out the murrrdeerrrerrrrrr. But will they get it right? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (M...

It's crunch time. The boys have stared at the murder board all night and think that they connected all of the dots. Now that they've formulated their theories, surely now is the time for the iconic parlour scene? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the Dungeon Master) on their hilarious advent...

In this, the first table discussion Shore Leave bonus episode, Tom, Chip, Paul, and Alex all discuss their theories about the Death On Nemmonis Island story arc. They chat candidly about each other's characters and even try to probe Dungeon Master James for answers (no, not like that). The Shore Leave series leaves dice rolls at the door and is all table talk, but don't think that you'll be gettin...

Everyone is reeling from Malrus's shocking announcement. Derek has a pointed word with a member of supposed high society and an ally reveals their special project to our heroes. Surely this time our heroes will solve this murder and ultimately find their prize? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by Jam...

Derek disgraces himself whilst Jeff torments a cleaner. Malrus takes some time out to find the General but his search ends up giving him more than an eyeful. Keth sinks some jars and surprisingly gets a bit giggly. The night's scandalous activities all come to a head at dinner, but what is this important announcement? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Ma...

Derek and Keth speak to the Butcher of Shark Bay and make some startling discoveries. Jeff licks his wounds and resigns himself to shifting rubble whilst Malrus takes on some more questioning duties. A femme fatale faces the interrogators under the watchful eye of a private detective. Have they discovered the true motive of this despicable crime and are they any closer to finding the one thing the...

Derek and Jeff make a discovery that could turn the whole investigation on its head. Elsewhere, as the number of secrets inside secrets mounts up, tensions might be about to boil over into some serious trouble. What have they found and more importantly, will they ever find out who dun that 'orrible MURDER? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex...

The boys awake from a very strange dream and head down for breakfast. Sounds simple enough, but something seems to have affected them in the night, and now they are all a bit giddy. Will Jeff ever gain the affections of anyone he fancies, and are we about to find out what Miracles With Malrus really was? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (D...

The crew is still in winter wonderland, and charging towards a festive face-off with the big man in red. But stuck at the bottom of a pit with a dying elf and facing a carnivorous reindeer with a shiny red nose, will our heroes survive to save Lastlight? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (the...

The gang wakes in the middle of the night to find themselves sucked into a completely different story. What could have happened this time that needs the help of our boys? Sit back, relax, and enjoy this festive but somewhat dark tale that will bring smiles and laughter to your festive time of year. As our heroes embark on their first-ever Lastlight Adventure, what could possibly go wrong? The only...

The team knuckles down into some serious questioning...well, some of them do. Jeff comes across another wine cellar and his discovery turns out to be rather expensive. One guest gets more than they expected from Derek and Keth. Where does Malrus go, and what does he find out? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as the...

The gang interrogates the ultimate witness and then decides to have a good nosey through all of their belongings. Security finally gets called, but Malrus and Jeff have had enough of it all. What will they get up to and who will the others interview first? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (Derek), and Chip (Jeff) as they're led by James (t...

In this week's episode Derek makes the trade of the decade, the party ask all the tough questions, while carefully treading on everyone's toes, and conspicuously committing every social faux pas. But will this questioning get them any closer to their goal, and will they ever work out... Who dun it? The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth), Paul (Malrus), Alex (De...

Our undercover crew head down for dinner and after meeting more than just one celebrity, the seating arrangements come under scrutiny. But it seems the boys haven't learned to watch what they eat, because not for the first time, they wake up not knowing where they are, what they might have done, and just who on earth that is... The only way to find out is to listen, so make sure to join Tom (Keth)...