Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff

I am glad that I no longer have to hide the fact that I’m an alien. Some of my family members are also thrilled. We are not here to hurt you. You are all doing a great job of that without our help. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

I had made a commitment to do a daily podcast for 90 days. And today I celebrate. More episodes to come, but most likely one or two per week. Thank you for listening and subscribing. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

Sure some people will look at you like you’re from another plante. But you will never be alone Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

Do you have these friends who try to suck you into their problems? Then this episode is for you. Like this little guy who clearly has a three foot problem. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

What’s so smart about the phones? What do they actually do? Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

Here’s the truth. Most older people don’t realize how much higher it costs to be younger these days. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

Having a hobby is important because it keeps us humble. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

Aren’t childhood stories about toilets always fun? Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

Henkel knives are very sharp. You should pay attention. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

Be very careful about doing good deeds. Pace yourself on the agood deeds. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

I would love to love someone unconditionally. But, what’s in it for me? The heart needs at least a few sets of rules to follow. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

In life, things will happen. But when we make a mistake it is important to learn from them rather than repeating them. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

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I believe the statute of limitations has run out and I can talk publically about my first cash cow business. I started it in Junior High. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

If a dog thinks you have food, it will run into traffic - literally. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

No, thank you cards. No, high-fives. No, offer to buy dinner. Cats can do something bad and then act like it never happened. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

Pay attention to me is a basic human thing that we all have. It appears that I had this at an early age. Enjoy the story. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

Hobbies are critical for mental health. Some hobbies can be expensive, but some are just fun and free. I explain one here. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

If you go back into your bloodline, you’ll find people who make up parts of your personality. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

I give you the answer in this episode. And it isn’t what you think. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

Or maybe you don’t celebrate it. I have celebrated it in Ohio, Philadelphia, Boston, Los Angeles, Honolulu, Saudi Arabia, Thailand, and England. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

Sometimes just starting a conversation with the right phrase, tone, and confidence makes you sound like an expert. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

I’m not going to lie. I came to Mortadella later in life and I find it quite pleasant. What are your thoughts? Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

I know I have. I think about this stupid crap all the time. It is important to remember that everything we take for granted has an origin story. Someone had to be the first to think it and then do it. Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe

We get the chance to add in some new negative self-talk for the summer. My go-to swaps between “I’m too fat” or “I’m ugly.” Make sure you enjoy the summer! Get full access to Roger Wilko Jokes & Stuff at purpose101.substack.com/subscribe