Lauren & Mattias

Roasty Toasty Ghosty

Comedy EN ↓ 203 episodes

Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs. Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.

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Author

Lauren & Mattias

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Sep 29, 2026

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Episodes

#185: LIVE MAD LIBS 29.09.2026

Send us Fan Mail We come back to live streaming after a long break, fumble through tech and platforms, then settle into movie talk that turns surprisingly thoughtful. After that, we let Halloween Mad Libs run the whole show, with chat prompts, vampires, zombies, and one last card pull before we sign off.  • going live again after months away, including the messy setup and stream troubleshooting  •...

#200: Chairs Forever 22.09.2026

Send us Fan Mail We juggle end-of-podcast feelings with our usual chaos, then race through recent movie watches before diving into two full “kangaroo review” plot breakdowns. The goodbyes sneak up on us anyway, with a final round of jokes, gratitude, and a plan for where the show lives next.  • cold open banter and facing the almost-final sign-off  • real-life overwhelm, procrastination and the ne...

#199: Bad Robot 15.09.2026

Send us Fan Mail We bounce from chaotic life updates and a PowerPoint presentation that betrays Lauren to a surprisingly real talk about CPR and freezing when something goes wrong. Then we pivot into movie night mode with reviews of That’s My Boy and Zookeeper, set up a rewatch challenge for episode 200, and end with a wildly incorrect “history” of Terminator.  • catching up on sleep, school trave...

#198: Marriage Is A Poisoned Gift 08.09.2026

Send us Fan Mail We tell the full story of a chaotic Paris trip that ends with a rooftop proposal under the Eiffel Tower sparkle and a very determined hunt for a baguette. Then we switch gears into movie night reviews, Swedish words that fool English speakers, and a rapid-fire set of focus and memory tips that hit a little too close to home.  • debating classic movies we still have not seen  • Par...

#197: May Be A Baby 31.08.2026

Send us Fan Mail We bounce from chaotic banter into honest movie-night talk, comparing the loose hangout energy of Grown Ups 2 with the surprisingly tender robot-and-dog story in Finch. Then we turn the whole back half into Mad Libs madness, plug the next live stream, and close by sharing where to keep up with us as the show winds down. • joking about old bottles, filler words, and turning “yeah”...

#196: SAD!!! 25.08.2026

Send us Fan Mail We catch up on concerts, school, work, and movie nights that didn’t go to plan, then we review Grown Ups with pure chaotic love and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood with a lot of feelings about Fred Rogers. We also turn one listener’s “Sad” text into a real talk about sadness, closure, and how we keep moving when something ends.  • concert recap at a mountain venue with a lake...

#195: Quiet, Awkward, Loud and Unfriendly 18.08.2026

Send us Fan Mail We bounce from chaotic movie night talk to real-life stress, then get unexpectedly practical about how to survive the first days at a new school when your brain keeps yelling that you have no map. We also share a big update about the podcast’s timeline, plus the small daily annoyances that somehow feel huge when you’re tired and hungry.  • cold open chaos about leaving mid-recordi...

#194: Cappuccino Worm 11.08.2026

Send us Fan Mail We time-travel through August 6, 1994 with box office hits, snack nostalgia, music, and fashion, then swing back to present-day life updates that somehow start with socks and end with chaos. Movie night brings Hubie Halloween and Splash to the table before we turn Cards Against Humanity prompts into interactive AI stories that get way too real and way too weird. • revisiting 1994...

#193: Snaps His Fingers 04.08.2026

Send us Fan Mail We start with chaotic life banter, then swap quick movie-night takes on The Bachelor Party and Sandy Wexler before we accidentally create a cozy interactive bedtime story that turns surprisingly sweet. We end by picking favorite 1993 movies, admitting what’s currently “ruining” our lives, and leaving with a simple recipe for a perfect night. • Cold open jokes about hiding problems...

#192: Fish Pie 28.07.2026

Send us Fan Mail We start with summer travel highs and lows, from a train trip to Astrid Lindgren’s World to the not so fun reality of bodies that hate long days in transit. Then we review The Week Of and The Money Pit before we spiral into AI astrology readings that accidentally turn into a real talk on communication, boundaries, and how we handle conflict. • Train trip recap with playground prio...

#191: Leave The Fruits Alone! 21.07.2026

Send us Fan Mail We come back together for a chaotic catch-up that turns into two movie reviews, a travel diary, and a lot of side quests about fruit, airports, and being tired. We talk through why The Burbs works as a horror comedy, why The Cobbler surprised us, and what it feels like when real life gets just as absurd as the movies.  • debating 1990 movies and going off on airport behavior  • re...

#190 14.07.2026

Send us Fan Mail We jump from chaotic life updates into movie night mode, rewatching Big and You Don’t Mess With The Zohan with equal parts nostalgia and side-eye. We laugh at the absurd bits, call out what feels creepy or dated, and end by asking you to tell us what to do next.  • Work jokes about never stopping until you hit the wall  • Travel timing, being tired, and whether Tuesday is realisti...

#189 07.07.2026

Send us Fan Mail We record a quick video call catch-up after a hot, sleepless night and compare two very different “siblings” movies. We review Stallone’s Paradise Alley and Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill, then argue about what makes a character funny versus just plain annoying.  • video call recording and a quick apology for the sound  • what we watched and the mismatched viewing order  • Paradise...

#188: Eating The Kitchen 30.06.2026

Send us Fan Mail We’re juggling last-minute travel chaos while I get ready to fly from Sweden to the United States to renovate my mom’s kitchen, and we somehow turn it into ghost-dream talk and a whole lot of teasing. Then we settle into movie night reviews before we end on rapid-fire Mad Lib stories that get weirder every minute.  • procrastinating a big trip and convincing ourselves we’ll do eve...

#187: Raiders of the Lost Skarsgard 23.06.2026

Send us Fan Mail We trade a chaotic catch-up for a full night of stories, movie opinions, and trivia that somehow teaches us real music facts. A birthday cruise, a new tattoo, and an unserious game night turn into a surprisingly cozy hang.  • birthday cruise recap, dancing nerves, and a massage nap  • spa hot tub and sauna awkwardness, plus the sensory shower hallway  • new butterfly tattoo for mo...

#186: Hair Doctor 16.06.2026

Send us Fan Mail Lauren’s birthday turns into a loud, cake-fueled hangout where we bounce from real life fatigue to movie night opinions without pretending we have it all together. We review Demolition Man and The Ridiculous Six, then land on honest talk about routines, motivation, and choosing a big new goal anyway.  • birthday banter and why the day “counts” early  • a week of low energy, pollen...

#184: Sorry For Living 09.06.2026

Send us Fan Mail We catch up on the week that somehow includes a crashed work party, a kid’s class trip, and a last-minute exam scramble. Then we pivot into movie night with Cliffhanger and Anger Management before turning the whole thing into a “how to” guide for social chaos and workplace self-sabotage.  • crashing a work party without being a menace  • winning a last-minute party competition and...

#183: Fermus Mermus 02.06.2026

Send us Fan Mail We start with chaotic real-life updates that bounce from a messy-but-successful gymnastics competition to Stockholm food stops, storms, and surprising cinema moments. Then we review Mr. Deeds and Creed II, derail into Mad Libs madness, and end on what money stress and a future crisis really feel like.  • running a gymnastics meet with improvised fixes and accidental applause  • St...

#182: Whatever You Do, Don't Do That 26.05.2026

Send us Fan Mail We go from weekly life updates and burnout warnings to a personal story about raising a first child young, moving countries, and learning how much support systems matter. Then we shift gears into movie night and a deep dive on why a gymnast can suddenly lose backward skills when the brain’s threat system overrides training. • juggling work, school, parenting, and stress while stil...

#181: Medical Staring 19.05.2026

Send us Fan Mail We bounce from movie night banter to an unexpectedly deep, very silly breakdown of why humans and animals yawn. Along the way, we talk gym horror stories, hair and eyebrow updates, and the life problems that feel huge when you’re tired.  • pre-show chaos about competition talk and Stallone going forever  • gym highlights including the stair climber fear factor  • sweaty treadmill...

#180: Best Sentence I Ever Heard 12.05.2026

Send us Fan Mail We drag ourselves through end-of-week exhaustion, then somehow turn it into a full movie night debrief and a real conversation about keeping routines alive. We review Rocky V and Murder Mystery, revisit how our movie night tradition started, and end with what it feels like to be a dreamer around people who love to shut dreams down.  • energy drink cravings and the comfort of routi...

#179: For All The Creeps 05.05.2026

Send us Fan Mail We go from movie night vibes to unexpectedly sharp hot takes, bouncing between Rocky IV, Just Go With It, and the small habits that quietly run our lives. We argue about motivation, planning, and identity, then end by naming the tiny annoyances that feel way too big in real time.  Content: • quick life highlights and the warm weather shift  • reactions to the Michael Jackson movie...

#178: Rather Be Blind Than Wrong 28.04.2026

Send us Fan Mail We bounce from movie night chaos to a surprisingly useful fitness reset, starting with Get On Board and ending with a Rocky-inspired plan you can do without stepping into a gym. We roast the try-hard approach, build a lazy-friendly routine that actually fits real life, and admit what’s currently ruining our lives.  • glasses problems and the misery of eye exams  • weekly highlight...

#177: Wasted Time Travel 21.04.2026

Send us Fan Mail We bounce from real-life catch-up into movie night, rating the vibe of Happy Gilmore 2 and debating what Rocky II gets right and wrong. Then we unleash a long Mad Libs run that turns into surreal improv before we ask what’s ruining your life right now.  • thinking it’s Friday when it’s Thursday  • “wasting” time travel and why it feels pointless  • getting a job update and going b...

#176: Help, I'm Excited! 14.04.2026

Send us Fan Mail We record with no edits and let our week unfold, from broken glasses and exhaustion to a movie night double feature that turns into an underdog comparison. Then we lay out the pros and cons of being a woman, trade stories and jokes, and end by asking you to weigh in on a debate people love to fight about. • Unedited recording challenge and why we do it • Violent cuddling breaks gl...

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