Roast Mortem Cast

The man escaped from prison using a potato... A potato!!!

Not only was this man a criminal, he was a Jelly Boy! A Jelly Boy is a man who lubricates with jelly explosives. He also was a spy during WWII for the British... or maybe the Nazis or maybe both??? Just a quality douchey chap!

When most people hear Marlon Brando, they think The Godfather , A Streetcar Named Desire or On the Waterfront . What they don't think of is McDonald's Grimace. Brando was a walking dumpster. Eating and screwing everything and everyone in his path, just like the Grimace.

When you're one of rock & roll's biggest party animals you build quite a reputation... Especially in the hotel industry. We're roasting this expired Moon Pie.

Young, dumb and full of inbred - ...You get the picture. Read this: Your father is also your uncle & your grandmother is also your great-grandmother . If you're scratching your head, so was nature when it crapped out this monstrous Spanish monarch.

Best known for his use of the Ponzi Scheme (dat's his name), Carlo could polish off a full bucket of meatballs in 30 seconds flat... That might not be true... but he is history's slimiest con man.

While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin' Onion he uttered these famous words 'I shall return!'... as he ran to the bathroom.

When he wasn't sucking that pen15 cigar, he was starting revolutions, executing defectors and egging on nuclear war. Nowadays you know him as 'the guy on the t-shirts of angsty teens revolting against price hikes on their favorite latte'. Che Guevara. We roast him... now!

You all know the man who invented the iPhone, but did you know he claimed not to spray man-juice? We're roasting the 'visionary' Steve Jobs... Just don't tell iTunes.

Sex, Drugs and Spaghetti. We cook up a fresh roast of Sex Pistols' Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen.

Was he an inventor? An entrepreneur? A man of science? Well, one things for sure he was a complete dirtbag. Join us for an electrifying roast of Thomas Edison. Flash fried elephant anyone?

We roll out the carpet for the botox queen, Joan Rivers. With special guest Andrew Barell from Praise the Game!

Happy Holidays! (In french Happy Hollandaise) Join us on our New Year's countdown of our favorite idiots throughout history!

Edward Teach (a.k.a Blackbeard) was one of the most ruthless pirates and may or may not have banged a manatee.

This gold-nosed Danish astronomer and his pet moose will seriously drink you under the table.

A rock and roll pioneer that will hit you with a special 'lick' that will leave you holding your nose.

Every town has its crazy homeless guy, but 1860's San Francisco had a homeless Emperor. All hail Emperor Norton!

This Thanksgiving, we're replacing your drunk uncle with the three of us. Pour yourself a warm glass of gravy and listen to the tale of Squanto & other Thanksgiving day mishaps.

Who discovered America? A drunk Irishman in a leather boat with a strong affinity towards sheep. It's fear and loathing in the Atlantic Ocean.

Just cause you're a baseball legend doesn't mean you're able to make the right sounds come out of your face hole. 'The future ain't what it used to be.'

An English WW2 officer with deadly bravado and a surprising lack of subtlety. Sneak attacks require balls, bagpipes and broadswords.

Every guy has experienced 'the cough' at the doctor's office. This Roman doctor had some pretty unconventional remedies... most of them involving testicles. Of course this is our first episode.