Rizzo & Jeff

Rizzo and Jeff apologize to any and all celebrities that had their feelings hurt by this episode... WE MET THROAT GUY. Whoopi of course, but she’s sleeping at friends house-we’re on a break. We got into talking video game systems, but then Rubber Band Man, AC/DC, The Foo, and Carrie Underwood were bumping on the stereo in the Lincoln on our way to the DMV. What Vanity Plate will Pa choose?! Chee g...

Rizzo and Jeff talk with Kelly Hansen current Lead singer of Foreigner about Lou Gramm who said "Mick Jones" told Kelly to Mimic him on a podcast this week. We ask him about that and if they AVOID the ROC in this telling podcast.

I got no way to connect any of this... Funny middle names, Sasquatch noises, foreigner announcement, wrestling was on last night, Arbusto Whoopi, nothing bad about Bob at all… WHERE S PRINCESS PEACH?! Show us your Elmo! Dick Russy- out!

Rizzo & Jeff talk to Suzanne Ferencak, the woman who went viral all over the world for finding "AUDIO EVIDENCE" of Bigfoot! Today she came on the show, and aside from coming on THIS SHOW ONLY BROKE SOME NEWS! This was NOT the first sighting of the Squatch! He actually TOUCHED HER in 2014 and has had multiple encounters.... ONE UP CLOSE!!!!

Rizzo and Jeff Get Fired…. from the Library. To show the range on their resume, Pa & Chee thought back to the days of working at an adult video store to recast Debbie Does Dallas, and team up with Australia on a multi million dollar quest to find DEBBIE! She told us to leave. But on the way out we had to use the restroom and got into an etiquette debate about buffet stalls, whispered sweet baby ta...

Doreen is cornered by mallard... Wease does not hear it at first cuz he is sleepin... so she is taking a flapping... but he WAKES like the trained soldier man he is to see it finally! Wease runs in for the save, the mallard leapfrogs the Wease and spins are like 'what's up?!' Wease rips his shirt open like a HULKAMANIAC aka Hulk Hogan... and for good measure... he drops trow... shmoop hangin naked...

I Want My Pa & Cheeeeee! ‘You’re on Sports Talk with Pete & Pete!’ We promise Rochester- you’re all not being Punk’d as part of their reunion- We Still Have Jobs! Running through of the worst MTV Shows we met Takita, Kowie, Pete Wentz, Wilmer Valderama, an Elvis Impersonator on his way to surgery to get in Playgirl, and your mama. If you blinked you missed some real gems- we tried the Joe Biden ch...

IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE ZOO TODAY! Uncle Spinny Derbish landed us in the Nana tunnel! Before opening audio was even over Pa and Chee had 19 tarantulas, cats, dogs, ball pythons, bearded dragons, and snapping turtles to feed. Lucky for us it’s National boneless wing day- what’s your sauce? Dark chocolate cherry? BBQ? Garlic Parm? Yellow Mustard? You can pick any sauce you like if you win the ‘Rizzo And...

Rizzo and Jeff do their best to try and get suspended with pay! The freakin Choco Tacos and Natty Daddies weren’t available in the vending machine, we avoided calling back Monsignor Paquoosa, and after some blubber bashing, Rizzo chose the hill he would die on; and boy are there some bad ways to die according to a mortician. After a little Abe Vigoda torture we were able to turn to the people of R...

It s Monday, and we’re already out of gas! Scoop that custard up off the floor, chug that Arizona and grab ur stogies out of the microwave! If you didn t understand that- maybe you can understand what these celebrities are saying. Ozzy, Charo, Andre the Giant and Boomhower made the list- I tell ya what, plus more of YOUR picks. And SINCE WE LOOOOOVE GOING LIVE ON FACEBOOK SO MUCH- If you can guess...

Rizzo, Jeff & Bob Lonsberry episode 1. Today there was ALOT to decompress. Our thoughts and prayers are with the family of fallen RPD Officer Tony Mazurkiewicz, killed last night in the line of duty. The legendary Bob Lonsberry stopped by and broke some news. (Separate Podcast as well) We attempted to bring a little levity to a heavy hearted city this Friday! So we put the underwear jokes and fig...

Rizzo and Jeff decide to sit down for a long discussion about the violence in our city. Rizzo and Jeff LIVE IN the (War Zone) and wanted to have a discourse about what (if anything we can do) We broke that the suspect WAS IN CUSTODY. While we all have different opinions but the ONE THING that seemed to be agreed on is it starts at home. Rizzo was raised by a single mother, Jeff not. Bob thinks the...

Rizzo’s coffee date is coming up soon! His Nokia phone is chirping and the 45 year old alarm clock won t stop blaring! So Pa and chee tried to put a twinkle in your eye by opening a Jolt Cola, grabbing a Jefferson jersey, and hopping down the mail chute! Or is it a vacuum? Rizzo tried to get some nudes developed on his disposable camera, but Wegmans said no. The caddy got crapped in by a grizzly b...

IT ‘S COMANDO DAY!! Rizz Pappa wore in some fresh leather pants- Sans undies. To celebrate this special day we dove deep into ball powder vs foot powder on the boys. Joe Lasky from WHAM 1180 stopped by to get serious about a missing woman out of Greece. The tip line is open if you saw ANYTHING! To reset, we popped in the latest ‘NOW That’s Music’ CD from 90’s rock and chatted about Cambell Scott,...

It’s not Comando day… But it should have been. The Mega Millions is up over $450 Million!! So we started spending that cash… first-the old tried and true frozen food section for hungry man dinners and a pot pie pantheon debate! Middle Aged Jeff threw on his best funeral blazer and scolded us on things all men should own while he gloated about his new 7qt air fryer. After getting the custom Pa & Ch...

Pa has a fresh Andrew Jackson in his pocket and the we gotta spend it! OF COURSE we called our favorite people at Grand Super Buffet to find how- How Many Plates til they cut us off? One woman in another state was charged TWICE! While the phones were still working, we tried to find out how much to insure our shmoops. But then you people broke them. ACCORDING TO ROCHESTER, nobody can afford Whoopi...

IT FINALLY HAPPENED… THE BIG ONE… WE don’t know how and we don’t know why, but STAY TUNED! We’re prepping for the atomic bomb fall out by grabbing a Hardy’s Mushroom and Swiss and heading to basement. Since it was just Pa & Chee, we took some advice from The Zarp about what men do when women aren t watching. After the fast food burgers were gone, we tried Gary Shandlings Mom’s Mac and cheese, it s...

It was a weird day for Pa and Chee. We open with Fred Rogers Love Language and get goose pimples! All the while Rizzo was astounded that David Coulier was being honored with more acting work Jeff began to talk about celebs that annoy him. Just as the conversation got going people began texting by the DOZENS saying Poppa sounded like Ethel Merman and Nathan Lane combined. It was then we decided to...

Parlez vous francais? Pa and Chee started the day at a quiet little French cafe. We were enjoying the bossa nova and songs to tenderize your meat to… Until Mickey Rourke started running his mouth and kicking Enrique’s ass! Tom Cruise tried to make the save, but was deemed irrelevant. Other over rated and under rated actors and actresses showed up but Rowland rolled em out of here. All that was lef...

IT S CHEE’S BIRTHDAY, and we’re twerkin for the Mirkin! Hop in the car pool lane for ride, drive past the Monroe Daddys, skip the wishy washy undercover tugs, and cue the drunk reporter! Rizzo already has ALOT of left over gift bags that were meant for his lovers, but it wasn’t enough. Our coupon for the rent a hit man expired, so we asked ‘What Would David Lee Roth do’? RANK SOME BEARDS! Mr T, Yu...

Whoopi Bush. Whoopi Bush. Who can handle that Whoopi Bush! That is all!

Ever wanted to REALLY please a lady? Easy, tried and true Missionary is the way and we have 8 different ways we could prove it. Then Pa and Chee get into an insulting match to help people better be able to insult themselves before Yosemite Sam takes his Rootin Tootin insults too far. Then when Chee tells Rizzo women prefer MUSIC TASTE over Appearance they go through deal breaker songs. Elvis, Roy...

A Pleasure Machine enters the mean streets of the ROC and beguiles peoples inner most needs. Then Harland blinds Poppa while Chee can see through the National Chicken Day BS and tries to get Mizz Peaches her just deserts. Then Boss Sauce on Lasagna is discussed before people lose it and put it on ice cream! Speaking of Cream ever see the Butter Cream Gang? Welp most havent but it begins a Dad and...

Schmoops a Bakers Dozen in inches begin the show while Pa and Chee are interrupted by Peter Gabriel's Bean Fetish! That's where we meet Grandma and taste her Beans before THE SAUCE BOSS Eddie Harris calls to talk about his Boss Sauce. A few Colgate Lasagna's and Beepers later we get to shows that started strong and then got LIMP! While we tried to get through the list Rizzo was held up by Richard...

Mama Rizzo, you like reading short stories? I got one for ya... Rizzo and Jeff head into the 4th with a flag flying Friday! Our host is Chuck Woolery, no it’s Dick Clark, no it’s Chuck Barris. We tried to get Richard Karn but he was busy headlining at the Luxor. Chee gave the right person the wink on the way out, because WE GOT A TV PILOT! Help us name it and cast it. Mama Rizzo joined us and gran...