Rizzo & Jeff

Rizzo and Jeff came out of retirement like Cameron Diaz to bring you an afternoon of quality Rochester flicks! WOW WOW WOW! Are you up for a high octane sex weekend? Follow us to Blood Fart Lake! The alphabet killer was on the loose until Spiderman showed up with Luke and Laura. We got out away from ‘Port Charles’ and met up with Ben, Willard, Underdog, and more for a list of good bad movies to wa...

Get those slacks off before supper because… It s a Gary Busey Birthday BONANZA! We even discussed where to start putting up statues. But Meatloaf got PISSED! DO NOT F with him. With that idea out the window we got into cute nicknames like snuffy and shmoop. But then a it got personal- SO WE RANKED EM! Men s category goes to rickets and the fatty tomato... the women turned into a parking lot brawl...

Mama Rizzo is only here til Sunday… so we grab our quill so she has happy mail to send! The kitchen was a mess so we had to grab the kitchen gun! Somebody stole all our ice, so we called repairman man, geritol man, the Moranimal, and homie the clown to help! We got talked into chicken French for dinner followed by a political party with Malik Evans, Jesse Ventura, Rob ford, the Kennedys, and Gorba...

Rizzo and Jeff get ur peepers sweatin, log ya, and sad sex ya… first some man scaping. Do you need to trim the nip hair? How’s ur chest? Back? Between the cheeks? You gotta look your best when you run into heart throbs of the 70’s and 80’s like charo, Barry Williams, Whoop, Sally struthers and Ethel merman. Grab your rooster and sing along with us to the top Disney songs of all time! What ever hap...

ust the Facts Friday! WE WANT THE TRUTH!… Rizzo and Jeff are on a hunt for the truth! What would you do with your Charlie sheen money? Buy a Shrek phone for your Dad? No? Sheen’s daughter decided to open an onlyfans and so did her mom Denise Richards! And if you’re looking for how to get your woman ‘there’, ask her mother what works- is it Bobby Darren? Richie Valens? Boris Baddenoff? Maybe Paul H...

THE FAST FERRY IS BACK… kinda, as the Pa and Chee Canadian breeze! This time the options and amenities are on a budget. Beds are available for testing the Scandinavian sleep method, separate sheets tucked or untucked? Every hole seeps so you must clean up any and all seepage. Daddy would you like some sausage? Because the food options are guaranteed to be better than dog food- Vienna sausages, pot...

Rizzo and Jeff hit the dusty trail in their cowboy surprise chaps to figure out how to get in the urban cowboy scene and go shopping for fresh farm gear. IT MUST HAVE WORKED because celebrities LINED UP for smooches… Harrison Ford, Columbo, all 4 golden girls, flipper the dolphin, and Rizzo s Uncle Sam! Some of those kisses were unbearable. Much like our list of beloved things we don’t get like mr...

Poppa and Chee begin with Pool Noodles AND ways to use them that make sense. Then BAM, Oopsie Poopsie, Boss, Hoss, Champ, Bro, Twirley Bird and Jumpin Jahosaphats we talk about the things people say that "DRIVE YOU NUTS" Finishing the day we redo the MAXIM HOT 100 and make a few adjustments. We take out the worlds 10 "hottest women" redo the cover with Wheezy Jefferson, Carnie Wilson, Rhea Pearlma...

Daddy Me Daddy… Rizzo & Jeff made a trip back home for Father’s Day, but first… We need gifts!! Dads hot pocket crisper sleeves don t work as shoes anymore, so we went to our co worker Daddys for footwear suggestions, High Dale was no help. Checked in with the pickler.com to ask about Nude resorts dad can pickle ball in the buff, and gathered up some dry pasta for macaroni art. Thought about maybe...

RIZZO & JEFF-A-PALOOZA… Have a big concert tonight and whip the boys around on the way. We picked up a magazine with terrible a listers coming back, talked celebrity underwear, almost got our ass kicked by Tom Hanks and Wilson, and ran into Dr Crane’s 24” python. Luckily we sold enough necco wafers, raisins, and good and plenty’s to throw a MAJOR Event featuring O Town, The Judy Garland Band, Wing...

We get after Telly Savalas and SEXY underrated balds... Who your TV Daddy would be if you could choose, Kens Bulge is gone and a Boboli check in. Poppa and Chee then get wet and wild with weird pronunciations like IKEA and finish with who we would rather work out with (FORGET HOTTIES) Release me Herb Edelman and I LIKE IKE!!!!

Won t you say you love us too?…. Rizzo and Jeff got oiled up prior to arriving for a kick ass flag day at the club. DJ diesel was spinning the hits, the naked butlers were getting spanked, while Selena Gomez and Demi location were kissing on Barney. Rizzo made a play to hook up with Yasmeen Bleeth but she had to get home to watch Jurassic park 3. Instead we ended up w some hotties from the 1990’s,...

Rizzo and Jeff foraged the Rochester area chasing cotton wood fuzz, picking ferns and wild onions, then got messed up on dandelion salad and wine. The dirty Sweedish rubbish bins were full but we packed it in a little more by playing magic the gathering with Post Malone. Stopped at Dollar Tree for Panties and Au gratin potatoes. Then sat down for a once in a LIFETIME performance from BJ McNaughty....

Rizzo and Jeff You’ve got a friend in us… We spread LOTS of love today… after strapping the truck nuts to the caddy they stop at Britney’s wedding to control Jason Alexander. Pick up a tattooed guy and BJ McNaughty for clown love making. Bush growth encouraged. Nick Cannon continuing to make kids is not! Then snoops personal blunt roller got us set up for Sue Johannsen advice and sound effects. An...

Rizzo and Jeff spread their teaching tentacles and we learn about flamingos, Kiwi’s, and tampon sizes. In the marketing lesson Tampex had a casting call lined up with Dr Ruth, Sue Johansson, Mrs Doubtfire, and Gilbert. The math lesson was bumps x dollars= $5.2 million. The fish smell girl, cat pee kid, and Kurt Suzuki all got kicked out of class. Tonights home work is wash your ‘Do It Daddy’ T Shi...

Rizzo and Jeff tried to bring you peace and serenity in a wiener honking sit down with songs from the wegmans playlist. The undersized muscle shirt was on full side moob display. Things broke down completely when the celebrity bigs showed up to sgetti wrestle. Don Vito, John Madden, Denberg, Taft, and momma cass left A MESS! AND SOMEBODY STARTING SHOOTING OVER DUCK SAUCE!! SAVE US OPRAH WINFREY!!

I can t believe Bob Lonsberry slept through all this! Go check on him!! Shmoop shrinkage, frog faces vs rat faces. We shot Chyna, Danny Devito, and Rita Pearlman out of a cannon. Folded up FDR and shoved him in too. Then went hog riding w the boss alllll over Monroe County for mid day lappys, the jackrabbit, and pedicures. Set your vcr and grab ur industrial sized jar of yellow mustard for another...

Rizzo and Jeff stroll around wegmans parking lot for your pleasure… on their stroll they hear lots of strange sounds. Some guy was blowing a trombone at a bear, pee spritz’s, Rod Stewart complaining again, and a bunch of Tom Jones haters. Queen Latifa stopped by with Jack and Jill and drove us past a concert puddle of mud was suppossed to play but canceled, Rick and his teenage dirtbag friends, an...

Dear voice activated Barbie journal… today rizzo and Jeff put on their looney toon jacket and Velcro shoes to meet up with backwards suit man for dainty bites of fried ice cream and bingo! Then it was off to the queens jubilee and after rizzo s seduction introduction she called for her best mirkin and A LIST of love making tunes suggested by Rochester. Remind me later to memorize my moms phone num...

Rizzo and Jeff had quite the adventurous weekend… at least Rizzo did. On tonight’s undercard we have the $4,000 teletubby vs a kid…. Crazy French guy vs the Mona Lisa… a 4 corners match with the top toe tapping tunes… Nickelodeon vs Cartoon Network INCLUDING- O.G. Doug vs Disney Doug… AND… In tonight’s main event The Streets of Philly meet the streets of the ROC with Raw Dog Rich going one on one...

Rizzo and Jeff kick off the summer by breaking out the ball shorts, hangin with the daddy crew, drinking some pee water and sword fighting at hemlock lake. Then old ass mama Rizzo showed up with Cyndi and some guilty pleasure songs. We welcomed Jesus lady, guilty pleasures with Mama Rizzo now ANGRY and needed some calming Kenny Rogers. The series finales hit it out of the park including a sprinkle...

Rizzo and Jeff Show... WHEW... What a ride to the 17th floor... the music was terrible it kept stopping, James Earl JONES was late but we smelled em, Willard Carroll hoped on, then Babs, then Rosie, some lady telling us to talk to our harder nicer, French Stewart... tried to get off at the next floor BUT IT WAS FREAKIN BUSY TOWN!?!? SAVE US TONY SCHALOUB!!

Rizzo and Jeff Show -TODAY WAS NOT THE DAY! 14 Children were MURDERED and it REALLY ROCKED US and THE COMMUNITY! From Buffalo so fresh to the execution of 14 CHILDREN UNDER 10, WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH!

Rizzo and Jeff submit for the approval of the midnight society... today we debated laying down w a 100 year old virgin... examined the origin of boob.... named our shmoops... and delivers the most blasphemous idol list ever... UNTIL... number one!!!

Rizzo and Jeff Phew... WERE FULL... we started today getting 2 beef and cheddars and quitting, then some puperoni and beggin strips, then snacked on ants w high dale.... then we met up the the girl w hairy pits and inverted nips for croissants... escaped to the hamburger patch w king gonga and captain crook to avoid the murderous grimace... tried to have a Natty daddy w Macklemore- bad idea... THE...