Kris Ripper
Ripper Reads - Stories by Kris Ripper
Just some stories by Kris Ripper, read by the author. Probably badly. If you're a fan of my books, you may enjoy hearing some bonus stories and outtakes! If you want to listen blah-blah-free, join my Patreon, and no, you don't have to pay. You just have to login and be a member! All the thanks to the folks on Patreon, without whom I would not be able to write these stories, let alone read them aloud (badly).Find me on Patreon at patreon.com/krisripper, on the web at krisripper.com, via email at kris@krisripper.com, and in a very few other places like BlueSky and Instagram.
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Episodes
That One Time Preston Was Right (Book Boyfriend; Wade POV) 22.04.2026 14:10
I love Wade and Jay so much. I'd write them a whole damn book. This story takes place some time after Book Boyfriend . Content warnings: none Spoilers score (1-5): ...2. It'll be more fun if you've read Book Boyfriend , but the spoilers are only for side characters, albeit side characters I spent (arguably too much) time writing. SFW: Y Find me on Patreon at patreon.com/krisripper, on...
No Place Like Home (SMU; post-Untrue; Will POV) 15.04.2026 11:36
This story takes place sometime after Untrue . Content warnings: none Spoilers score (1-5): 2ish. No big spoilers, but you'll enjoy it more if you've read Untrue . SFW: Y Find me on Patreon at patreon.com/krisripper, on the web at krisripper.com, via email at kris@krisripper.com , and in a very few other places like BlueSky and Instagram.
No Pain No Gain (SMU; post-Every New Beginning; Will POV) 08.04.2026 17:31
This story takes place after Untrue and Every New Beginning . Content warnings: DIY. But more seriously, none really. Spoilers score (1-5): 3ish. Nothing major, but does contain references to things you only know if you've read Every New Beginning . SFW: Y (no explicit content; some explicit language) Find me on Patreon at patreon.com/krisripper, on the web at krisripper.com, via email at kri...
A Good Man (Untrue missing scene; Lucy POV) 01.04.2026 15:30
A bit of Lucy POV. I do love Lucy POV. This story takes place during the course of Untrue . Content warnings: contains infidelity and processing Spoilers score (1-5): 5, 100% spoilery) SFW: Y Find me on Patreon at patreon.com/krisripper, on the web at krisripper.com, via email at kris@krisripper.com , and in a very few other places like BlueSky and Instagram.
Happiest Place on Earth (Oscar, Jack, and Evelyn from The Hate Project) 25.03.2026 19:08
This story takes place sometime after The Hate Project . Content warnings: Oscar's got anxiety! But just the day to day stuff in this story, no real peaks. A lot less internalized ableism than he had at the beginning of THP! Spoilers score (1-5): 1 (Can't really think of any.) SFW: Y Find me on Patreon at patreon.com/krisripper, on the web at krisripper.com, via email at kris@krisripper.c...
Life the Maze (Roscoe and Tam from The Real Life Build) 18.03.2026 10:53
This story takes place sometime after The Real Life Build . Rarely in the story-related shorts, I don't know that you really have to have read the book to read this story. I'm not sure you'll understand it exactly? Content warnings: None. Spoilers score (1-5): 1 (No real spoilers SFW: Y Find me on Patreon at patreon.com/krisripper, on the web at krisripper.com, via email at kris@krisr...
A Year and a Day (Frazier) 11.03.2026 16:39
This story takes place a couple of years after The Spinner, the Shepherd, and the Leading Man. Content warnings: None Spoilers score (1-5): 2 (I can't think of any actually? But...) SFW: Y (ish; mentions of sex, so prob don't play over the car speakers during carpool, if you get me) Find me on Patreon at patreon.com/krisripper, on the web at krisripper.com, via email at kris@krisripper.com , and...
A Passing Impulse (Father Ian POV from Untrue) 04.03.2026 15:04
This story takes place during the course of Untrue . Definitely do not listen unless you've read that book and a fair number of SMU books before it! Content warnings: None Spoilers score (1-5): 5 SFW: Yes Find me on Patreon at patreon.com/krisripper , on the web at krisripper.com, via email at kris@krisripper.com , and in a very few other places like BlueSky and Instagram.
Rage (Lucy) 18.02.2026 16:25
This story features Lucy from SMU, and takes place, oh, sometime in the range of Unexpected Gifts , early on in the Scientific Method Universe. Content warnings: Take caution with this one, folks. It's in no way graphic, but contains themes of sexual assault, stalking, home invasion, and misogyny. Spoilers score (1-5): 0 SFW: There's no sex, but I would not listen at work or around kids. I...
Jaron (SMU; Untrue) 11.02.2026 30:43
Mad, mad spoilers for Untrue . Absolutely do not listen if you haven't read that and are at all invested in experiencing the longer arc of the relationship between Will, Hugh, and Truman as it rolls out in the books. SFW: Yes, in that there are no explicit sex scenes, though there is discussion of sexual topics, so it'll depend on your listening comfort. Spoilers (1-5): 5! This is the most...
Detective Lucy 04.02.2026 10:40
This story is a bit of crossover fic between Mistress Lucy of Scientific Method Universe and Keith and Josh from Queers of La Vista. For Britt. SFW: Yes Spoilers score (1-5): 5 for One Life to Lose . If you're planning to read Queers of La Vista and don't want to know how the murder plot ends, skip this one. Find me on Patreon at patreon.com/krisripper , on the web at krisripper.com , via email at...
Virtual Hughality (SMU) 28.01.2026 10:23
This story is part of the Scientific Method Universe (find out more at krisripper.com/smu ), and is just a bit of silly fic about Will, Truman, and Hugh. For Ashley, who prompted Hugh and Silly for holiday microfic way back in 2018! SFW: Yes Spoilers score (1-5): 1 Find me on Patreon at patreon.com/krisripper patreon.com/krisripper , on the web at krisripper.com , via email at kris@krisripper.com...
Five Times Alex Obeys, and One Time He Doesn't - Kris Ripper 03.01.2026 19:10
A short story with Alex, Justin, and Jamie from Fail Seven Times . Takes place over a long span of time before and after the book. Spoilers score (1-5): 1, really no spoilers. Website: krisripper.com Patreon: patreon.com/krisripper
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