Rigor Morgaritas

Description: Happy One Year Anniversary! Sam has done the unthinkable and has adopted a hamster, despite all the horrific ways these eldritch beings continue to perish. Like, who does she think she is? Well, at least she’s not the terrifying serial killer she decided to cover for today’s episode: Israel Keys. And if she’s lucky, the hamster won’t turn out like Katarzyna Zowada. Oh, you have no ide...

There are no words for the absolute nastiness of these next two cases. One involves the internet’s “Toxic Lady” aka Gloria Ramirez. The second involves Rigor Morgarita’s first cannibal, Issei Sagawa. If you ever get nauseous, drink a shirley temple and let the bubbles cleanse you of the world’s sins.

It’s spooky season, bitch. Sam and Alli recorded this episode all the way back in August, but they’ve been ready for Halloween since July, and hope you have been too! To celebrate their favorite holiday, they’ve prepared some scary stories and a couple of glasses of butterbeer. So turn down the lights, bake some pumpkin bread, and strap in for the legendary cases of Lavinia Fisher and the Slenderm...

Are you neglected by your parents? Do you just feel so numb, you create a hole in the couch like Lacey Fletcher? Or pray your wife will not compare you to her ex like John Emil List? Well, if you do, you should probably get some professional, psychological help for that…or drink a mixed berry margarita, whichever fits your budget.

We got two cases that go from 0-100 in a blink of an eye, which is crazy considering Alli and Sam have 10% left in their social batteries. So make yourself a vodka margarita and jump in for a low-energy but high-intensity episode where Alli and Sam talk about Addie Hall and Zac Bowen, and the mother of soap making, Leonarda Chianciulli.

Lock your doors. Turn off your lights. Hide in your basement. Because even sweet old grannies and ordinary playing cards can’t be trusted in today’s episode. But fret not! This cellar has all the perfect ingredients to make a refreshing cantaloupe margarita, so at least you got that going for ya.

Still with us? Well, we have a doozy of a drink that could put you on your ass! So lay back with a limoncello margarita and listen to Alli and Sam discuss the peculiar case of Room 1046 and the Chameleon Killer.

Ready to be traumatized? Great! Then do yourself a favor: make an entire batch of strawberry limeade margaritas and listen to the tales of the Clutter family murders and Lisa Montgomery: the baby snatcher.

Ward off those sleep paralysis demons with a festive shamrock margarita, just in time for St. Patty’s Day (you know, the holiday that took place two months ago). On today’s episode, Alli and Sam take a close look at the disappearance of Maura Murray and the case of the woman who solved her own murder: Teresita Basa.

Welcome to the PREMIRE EPISODE of Rigor Morgaritas! On today's episode, Alli and Sam sit down with a classic margarita and discuss the Killer Nurse: Charlie Cullen and America's first ever serial killer family: The Bloody Benders.