Richard Herring Me1 vs Me2 Snooker

SPECIAL Winter Tourney - Preliminary Round 1: Nothing Sinister. It's lockdown 2 and so it's the fourth tourney involving more Mes than Me1 and Me2. Never podcast before, but we're now introducing Mes 33-40 and if they can beat the worst players of the rest then they could bet through to the first round proper. Tonight it's Neanderthal Me17 versus Fist of Fun Me33 and Left Handed Me20 versus Motorc...

Frame 117 - Dog Chewed Reading Glasses. It's another frame of snooker, this time sponsored by Kevin Franklin. The moustachioed players (sponsor us at http://rhlstp.co.uk/movember) are both out for victory and there's so much hanging on the result of this frame. And there are several breaks of over 1 point to enjoy and some record breaking action. Why not buy a copy of The Problem With Men at gofas...

Frame 116: Biden His Time. It's 9th November 2020, but when's international men's day? Buy this book to find out https://amzn.to/2InQPsW Me1 and Me2 are back on a suspiciously wonky board, but can the player who has had a bad run of form change his luck? It's another extraordinary back and forth where nothing is clear, especially the pathetic moustaches on all the players' lips. Sponsor them at ht...

Frame 115 Blofeld - SPONSORED BY CHOOSE LOVE - https://choose.love/ Richard is giving November over to charity and doesn't he like to bang on about it, the bloody virtue signaller -though to be fair he wouldn't raise much money if he kept it all quiet. Anyway the snooker comes on eventually and there are thrills and spills aplenty. Plus bad sound for part of it, because Richard's mic is too close...

Frame 114 - Bat on a Motorcycle: After last week's unbelievable contest, surely it can't be as exciting again. It shagging can. It's possibly even better. No spoilers. There's an awful lot of chat about charity that you can skip, but then there's a raid from another Twitch channel and a huge crowd and so a bonus frame from players picked at random from the Punani album. Who will it be? And who wil...

By Royal Appointment. There's a special guest in tonight's snooker frame and a member of royalty no less. Will affect the play? And which way? Me2 is drinking fine whisky, but Me1 has gone tea-total. Will it affect the play? And which way? It's an absolute banger (the frame, not the royal guest). Don't forget to tune into Twitch on Thursdays for Twitch of Fun. And if you with Amazon Prime, please...

Frame 112 - Judge Not, Lest Your Cameras Stop Working. Rich is in a bouncy mood, no doubt due to his return to TV this week (Taskmaster C4, 9pm Thursday in case he forgets to mention it), but gremlins attack the camera feed and turn this into an old school Me1 vs Me2 snooker audio only contest. Podcast listeners won't notice much difference but if you're viewing via YouTube you might spot some dif...

Frame 111 - Life is a (Broken) Carousel (Cupboard) My Friends. Rich is tired and distracted after a battle with a broken cupboard, but that won't stop him and the Mes putting in 100% effort for a great frame of snooker. Referee 1 is faced with a problem that he should have been prepared for and everyone else should just be happy they're getting their Punani albums. It's the usual thing, but who wi...

Frame 110 - Is the Board Haunted? The long running feud betwixt good and evil (but which is which?) continues with Me1, the Normal Man taking on Me2, the Very, Very Strong Breeze in the greatest sporting contest of all time. But will the Self-Playing Snooker Punani album ever see the light of day? And can the people watching on Twitch raise the total by £1000 and guarantee a second frame of snooke...

Frame 109: Bew Nalance. The fate of the Punani self-playing snooker album hangs in the balance (to make it happen please donate at http://rhlstp.co.uk/kickstarter. All profits go to help save live comedy) - or the nalance depending on which T shirt you are wearing - but there is still snooker to be played and it's another unbelievable, if not supernatural frame of snooker where some very weird stu...

Frame 108 - Squashed Fly At Night, Snooker's Delight. After last week's unusual outbreak of maturity, will the players be up for concentrating on the beautiful game? Probably not, let's face it. But it's an interesting frame that breaks several records and leaves the Referee in a green ball conundrum. Support live comedy and get some fabulous rewards by backing our kickstarter here: http://rhlstp....

Frame 107 - Astonishing. This frame decides which Me is best after 100 non-void frames (technically last week's frame did that as one frame was a draw) but who will be ahead or level at the end of this important yet also meaningless milestone in this best of infinity contest? The level of snooker is fitting for such an (un) important frame and has to be seen or listened to to be believed. Will the...

Frame 106 - Green Screen Trip Hazard. An unprepared Richard Herring has just got his kids (almost) to bed and made his wife dinner and now his evening is his own, so he's playing snooker against himself and talking to himself. It's another thrilling frame though. Will the tides of fortune turn and will both players' plans to win all remaining frames come to fruition. Look out for the snooker kicks...

Frame 105 - Vice Versa. It's been an amazing run of frames since the cameras have been allowed in to capture the action, but one of the players seems to not be himself and the other one seems to be the self that the other one is not. What has happened? It's like someone is having a breakdown. But which one? Or Ones? Some great play and another thrilling climax (and that was just Me1 on his weekend...

Frame 104 - Rode To Nowhere - It's the second frame of this contest to be filmed and it's another scintillating frame of self-playing snooker. Definitely the best televised frame you will see this week and definitely definitely the best one that you will just listen to. There are some fireworks off the green board too and some bad language and sportsmanship, but it's a beautiful ballet of balls on...

Frame 103 - Sinking Balls, Sinking Economy. It's back! For the first time since lockdown the best sporting audio podcast in the world has returned and it's Me 1 vs Me 2, no frills, but many thrills. Me1 is riding high from elite tournament success, but can Me2 burst his bubble? Or at least shag his wife? If you haven't been watching the months of Twitch streaming you may be surprised by the leap i...

Frame 102 - Streaker. It's the only sporting fixture available in the world today, but Me 1 and Me 2 are back with an action packed frame which has everything: good snooker, bad snooker, multiple pitch invasions, full frontal nudity, a box in the way, a confused babysitter and some cuddles. It's a shame and a relief in many ways that we weren't filming this one, but we might start filming some soo...

Frame 101 - A Quiet Place. Rich is meant to be working, but takes a break (get it) to play his final frame of snooker of the decade. But what if his wife finds out what he's doing? He has to be super quiet, a bit like in that film. Will this be the end of Me1's marriage? And is that what Me2 wants? And who will win? And does anything matter any more? The suspense will kill you and Me1's wife may k...

Frame 100 - It's finally here. We're made a century break and it's time to find out who will be in the lead at this crucial though completely arbitrary point of the contest. Will it be Me1 or Me2 or will a different Me come in and win it? There's only one way to find out. The Mes have failed to make a profit at snooker this year and the recent live event actually made a loss. But if you want to he...

Frame 99 - Commentator Two Is Impressed. We’re approaching the 100th frame of this long running contest and both players seem keen to win this not very important frame. And there is some scintillating play and records tumble like frozen fractals all around. The headphones started running out of juice about halfway through so I hope the sound is OK. I couldn’t be arsed to check. See Me1 VS Me2 snoo...

Frame 98 - Recycled Art Exhibit. It’s 17th November 2019 and the news is full of the antics (or not) and the sweat (or not) of the Grand Old Duke of York, but I doubt that that will get a mention in a serious sporting contest like this. But the snooker board has to be cleared of rubbish before the play can commence, which is apt as this is almost certainly the most rubbish snooker that has been wi...

Frame 97 - Wasp Mortuary. It's been too long, but Me1 and Me2 are back on the old green board for a quick frame, even if they floor is littered with the bodies of insects. There's early controversy as one player gets away with knocking and replacing a ball, but then it's pure high-adrenaline snooker where only one player can win unless it's a draw. Who will emerge victorious as Frame 100 looms. Do...

Frame 96: Dizzy. The Mes are all ill having been dizzy and in bed all day, so perhaps it was an unwise decision to rise from the sick bed to play snooker. Or perhaps it was the best decision of all time. Although there are some lapses in concentration from the commentator and the referee that might have severely affected the result, the records were tumbling on the old green board and it's an amaz...

Frame 95: A Broken Man. As the 100th frame approaches, the contest to find out who will be ahead at this arbitrary stage is really heating up. But this is an awful frame of snooker, both players tired from late nights, with half an eye on baby monitors, under the dim lights of unshaded light bulbs. You are lucky you can't see it and just have to listen. And the victory is hollow and empty today wi...

Frame 94: Bung. Back from Edinburgh and the old slights literally forgotten in the last month, Me1 and Me2 return to the green board to try and settle this like men. Well like a man. Taking on two fairly similar personalities, both of whom aren't very good at snooker. Or are they? Some spectacular breaks await your ears and also some fouls. But hanging over it all like a ghost at the feast, the po...