Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

The Queens rate and review a 2 Star Yelp Review for MoSex … aka … the Museum of Sex. The Queens experience a show first as they complain, Trey is anti hard candy, Chelsey is shussssshed, and David Perlman is the best wedding photographer and you should follow him on Instagram: @DavidPerlmanPhotography ! Calling all you Cancers out there: Happy Sixty Nine! (03:52) Lodge a Complaint! (14:44) 2 Star...

The Queens decide who’s view wins as they compare a 1 Star Yelp Review against a 5 Star for the EVK Dining Hall at the University of Southern California in another Special Edition VERSUS Episode. The Queens dig into Ben & Jerry's flavors, Trey needs you to know if there are errors, it was speech to text, Chelsey is going to call you and you listen when it’s convenient, and the Olsen twins are...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Apple Review for the popular live feed arcade app, Clawee ! Chelsey hears a Jersey joke, Trey wishes a belated happy birthday, MoreProblemsThan shoots a monkey, and Jodie Sweetin is innocent! Aunt Chelsey for the WIN! (03:46) Lodge a Complaint! (22:50) Clawee App Review (36:43) Exclusive Offer (41:17) My Royal Highness (46:02) DONATE ! (46:31) On Today's After S...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for the Broadway musical, Wicked ! Chelsey hates auto-subscriptions, Trey learns it's not easy being green, and the Queens hear a Listener Voicemail! PLUS the winner of our Lillian Pops Artwork Contest is announced! AHH-UH-AH-AHHHHH! (04:23) Lodge a Complaint! (08:23) Listener Voicemail! (17:17) 1 Star Review (38:56) Exclusive Offer (45:32) My Royal...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for the Golden Girls Kitchen in LA ! Chelsey is so inspired she can't complain, Trey's wheels are spinning, and the Queens get deeeeeep into sports. Let's get physical! (07:21) Lodge a Complaint! (12:39) Review (31:25) Exclusive Offer (36:48) My Royal Highness (43:02) DONATE ! (43:34) On Today's After Show Pod Review The Pod at lovethepodcast.com/the...

The Queens go head-to-head in another VERSUS battle comparing a 5 Star Review against a 1 Star Review both from the SAME Yelp Elite Reviewer: Amy C! Chelsey is NOT Grandma Shark, Trey makes a HUGE confession, George Washington gets called out, and the Queens play a round of Reviewer or Pew-Yewer. Tempeh! (02:19) Lodge a Complaint! (14:36) Yelp Elite Reviewer: Amy C (15:59) 5 Star Veggie Grill Revi...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Influenster Review for Aluminum-Free Deodorant brand Lume ! Chelsey shares the harrowing events leading up to this week's recording, Trey needs proper sized sheets and scales to calm down, and the Queens breakdown just why you should be joining all the Members over on our Patreon if you haven't already! (01:23) What is Patreon ?! (08:17) Lodge a Complaint! (15:3...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for Melrose Mac, an authorized Apple Repair and Retailer . Chelsey loves malls, Trey remembers roller rinks but hates plastic wrap, and the Queens get lost in the weeds of customer service vs customer disservice. Plus a listener inducts a Royal Highness which causes much confusion... (05:25) Lodge a Complaint! (12:11) Melrose Mac 1 Star Review (36:10...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Amazon Review for the Rubik's Cube . Trey hates being in a sticky situation, Chelsey's tolerance for auto-play is very low, and the Queens request your Lillian Pops artwork! (01:14) Lillian Pops (05:57) Lodge a Complaint! (11:27) 1 Star Rubik's Cube Review (37:44) Exclusive Offer (41:24) My Royal Highness / Listener Voicemail! (45:16) DONATE ! (45:46) On Today's...

The Queens compare a 5 Star Review against a 1 Star Review for the largest water park in America: Noah's Ark Water Park! Chelsey requests an Apple Editor, Trey hates missing the dumpster, and the Queens get soaking wet! Lillian Pops gets birthed. (02:38) Lodge a Complaint! (08:26) Noah's Ark Water Park (11:24) 5 Star Review (31:55) Exclusive Offer! (32:57) Ride or Review?! (40:34) 1 Star Review (1...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Review for pottery painting shop, Color Me Mine. Trey can not be changed, Chelsey needs durability, and the Queens celebrate marriage! Pause. What a Pleasure! We're Gonna Wash That Knob Right Outta Our Shoppe, And Send You On Your Way! (03:32) Lodge a Complaint! (11:50) Listener Voicemail! (17:26) Review (33:08) Exclusive Offer (36:35) My Royal Highness (41:26)...

The Queens rate and review a 3 Star Review from GoodReads for the first book in the Harry Potter novel series, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone . Chelsey has a bone to pick (unfortunately), Trey…can’t…hear you…now, and the Queens are anti-self-bullying! Negin is a rockstar and Crowns Up! (07:31) Lodge a Complaint! (13:35) Review (31:28) Exclusive Offer (35:12) My Royal Highness (37:56) DONATE...

The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon review for Samyang 2X Spicy Hot Chicken Flavor Ramen Noodles . Chelsey needs transparency, Trey wants a lent-less life, and the Queens show Girl Power! Plus StaceyBeeArt has something to say! (03:06) Lodge a Complaint! (07:04) Review (26:28) Exclusive Offer (30:57) My Royal Highness (35:20) DONATE ! (35:50) On Today's After Show Pod DONATE to the Producti...

The Queens go head-to-head in another VERSUS battle comparing a 5 Star Review against a 1 Star Review for popular Las Vegas tattoo salon: Illuminati Tattoo . Trey wants truth in wrinkle-free packaging, Chelsey still hates robots, but newly loves Mandy Patinkin. Did you say Orange Tabby cat? (01:36) Gift Giving! (02:57) Lodge a Complaint! (09:15) Illuminati Tattoo (10:43) 5 Star Review (22:30) Excl...

The Queens rate and review Amal S's UPDATED 1 Star Yelp Review for swanky NYC restaurant Eleven Madison Park . IT'S CHELSEY'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! Trey is impersonated in a BAD way, Chelsey isn't getting that burn and she WANTS IT, and the Queens have trouble with phrases concerning lids...multiple times. (1:31) Chelsey is the Birthday Bitch! (04:59) Lodge a Complaint! (11:17) Eleven Madison Park Revi...

The Queens rate and review an erotic 1 Star Amazon Review for The Mountain Men 3 Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee . Trey conquers his breakdown, Chelsey's eyes are tired, and Goldie wants to say hi. The Queens contemplate the significance of classic television hits, discuss hair loss, and aphrodisiacs. (05:04) Lodge a Complaint! (11:46) 3 Wolf Tee Review (28:24) Exclusive Offer (32:55) My Royal Highness...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Trustpilot Review for Sears! What's the difference between a chicken and a goose? Chelsey rewrites HERstory, Trey recovers from death, Chelsey zips and Trey learns a valuable lesson on the logistics of adulthood. No Hitches With Zitches, Bitc#es! (04:31) Lodge a Complaint! (11:39) Moving Forward (12:27) Sears 1 Star Review (29:00) Exclusive Offer (32:16) My Roya...

The Queens celebrate their first FULL rotation on the RU an RQ Ferris Wheel as they ring in one full year of podcasting! The Queens sing, Trey is sick, Chelsey is channeling James, and we meet some old friends with new kvetches! The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for Disneyland's Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage and a 5 Star Yelp Review for Pokey O's Cookies & Ice Cream Roanoke . Che...

The Queens rate and review a 4 Star Amazon Review for Cards Against Humanity and a 1 Dot TripAdvisor Review for Hollywood Boulevard! Trey is straight (surprise), Chelsey has BEEF, and the Queens can't stop the beat! Dictionaries, Teletubbies, Hollywood Video, Pythons, and more! (03:40) Lodge a Complaint! (08:53) Cards Against Humanity Review (21:30) Exclusive Offer (22:31) Meryl-Go-Round (27:32) H...

The Queens do a very deep dive into James P's 1 Star Yelp Review for alleged 'Plant-Based" LA Restaurant De Buena Planta . Chelsey won't get in your cat's face, Trey confesses he lost it, and the Queens bend and snap! Plus a show first surprise unlike anything before. Ding Dong, Queens! And Don't Come For James's Churros! (01:12) Lodge a Complaint! (06:27) De Buena Planta 1 Star Review (25:17) Exc...

The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for Kaboom Toilet Cleaner and a 1 Star Yelp Review for the Original Renaissance Pleasure Faire. Chelsey begs you to look around, Trey begs you to be a human being, and Jessica calls in to Lodge A Complaint! FUHGEDABOUDIT! (04:30) Lodge a Complaint! (10:18) Listener Voicemail! (14:35) Kaboom Toilet Cleaner 5 Star Review (28:57) Exclusive Offer (29:5...

The Queens celebrate MOTHERS this week with a Special Edition VERSUS Episode featuring both a 5 Star and a 1 Star Review for UCLA Health: BirthPlace Westwood . Randee talks raising prices, Peggy wishes you’d call more, Chelsey reps the dog moms, and Trey has non-Jewish Privilege. Plus the boys over at Review Party Dot Com Podcast raise hell! (03:06) Lodge a Complaint! (08:56) UCLA Health: BirthPla...

The Queens tackle a show-first source AirbnbHell and a 1 Dot TripAdvisor Review for the famous restaurant French Laundry . Trey legitimately cried, Chelsey is an over-stuffer, and the Queens discover that Super Cut is NOT Super Cuts! Plus Will Ferrell. (01:39) Lodge a Complaint! (09:27) AirBNB Dungeon Review (21:40) There's A Reply! (26:00) Exclusive Offer (27:02) Meryl-Go-Round (31:13) French Lau...

Happy FOURTWENTY, Queens! This special 420 episode, the Queens inspect a 2 Star Yelp Review for the Temecula Valley Balloon and Wine Festival and inspect a show-first (!!) Instagram Comment REVIEW for Nasty Gal . Chelsey explores the hazards of one-way parking lots, Trey's beep explodes eardrums, and the Queens need to know when the REAL birth of Jesus Christ was and exactly why Boardwalks are SO...

The Queens prepare for this holy week with a 1 Star Amazon Review for Peeps Marshmallow Candy Bunnies and a 3 Star Amazon Review for 30 Minute Seder: The Haggadah That Blends Brevity With Tradition . Chelsey's water recipe should NOT be messed with, Trey only wants to hear Brigadoon, and the Queens consider the value of traditions. (03:53) Lodge a Complaint! (10:59) Peeps 1 Star Review (23:25) Exc...