Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for a Female Urinal . Chelsey wants Linda and Carl to shush, Trey hates your success skit-skat wordplay, and the Queens love pink. YUCKS! Queendom Question: Would you watch a Merry Little Rocky Horror Show? (04:39) Lodge a Complaint! (13:43) Review (31:33) Exclusive Offer (36:45) My Royal Highness (40:07) DONATE ! (40:39) On This Week's After Show...

The Queens rate and review Omar Z's 1 Star Yelp Review for Yosemite National Park . Trey wants to cut the small chat, Chelsey needs to remember more, and the Queens wonder if this than what?!? Queendom Question: How are the wife and kids? Where did Brokeback Mountain take place? What is ...camping? (05:47) Lodge a Complaint! (13:31) Review (28:34) Exclusive Offer (32:30) My Royal Highness (37:23)...

The Queens go head-to-head in another VERSES BATTLE as they compare a 1 Star Review against a 5 Star Review for famed grocery chain: Trader Joe's! Trey is disheveled, Chelsey has a full cart, but an empty heart, and the Queens dive into the nitty-gritty of kinky grocery shopping. :-D & :-P (02:45) Lodge a Complaint! (10:21) Trader Joe's (13:31) 5 Star Yelp Review (37:03) Exclusive Offer (38:16...

The Queens rate and review a 4 Star Amazon Review for Hellman's Real Mayonnaise . Trey is sick and tired of getting gashed, Chelsey can't take those slips, drips, and spills, and the Queens get creamy! Queendom Question: Are you a Mayo or a Mustard Diva? (05:29) Lodge a Complaint! (10:53) Review (12:39) Amazon Vine Voice (23:38) VERY IMPORTANT REQUEST (34:36) Exclusive Offer (38:57) My Royal Highn...

The Queens rate and review a 2 Star Yelp Review for Ultra Zone Laser Tag in Sherman Oaks, California ! Don't pee on Chelsey's leg and tell her it's raining! Trey is smart enough, thank you Filter Police! Give Trey The Ice merch coming soon. PS: The answer is Lombardi. Queendom Question: Does knowing you're a Karen relinquish you from being a Karen? (06:55) Lodge a Complaint! (18:19) Review (40:26)...

The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for the book, She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman . The Universe conspires and Trey lets Chelsey complain first while Chelsey also lets Trey complain first. Queendom Question: What's worse: being late or being rude? Everybody say come! (02:37) Lodge a Complaint! (9:46) Review (40:02) Exclusive Offer (45:16) The Moral Of...

The Queens battle it out in a Valentine’s themed VERSES EPISODE, this week, rating and reviewing both a 5 Star and a 1 Star Trustpilot Review for Sandals Resorts ! Chelsey sings the blues, Terry has a huge correction, and the Queens change their names to Nate. Are you gay? (01:33) Lodge a Complaint! (13:29) Sandals Resorts (18:57) 1 Star Review (41:50) Exclusive Offer (43:03) Sweethearts or Sourst...

The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for the Valstar Uclogging Tool Drain Snake! Trey hates unexpected bangs, Chelsey needs attention paid to leaks and dampened socks, and the Queens discuss renewal, closets, and cults! Prepare yourself for Hell talk and Tim Burton nightmare monsters. (08:36) Lodge a Complaint! (17:35) Review (36:46) Exclusive Offer (40:38) My Royal Highness (45:42) L...

The Queens rate and review a 2 Star GoodReads Review for the ever-popular Children's Book, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie . Chelsey wants you to put your dumb phone down, Trey gets mad at Frances and The Queens take a Listener Voicemail! Prepare to experience Trey's mind explode in real-time. "There's a lot of mouse stuff!" (02:39) Lodge a Complaint! (07:31) Listener Voicemail! (11:47) Review (31:23...

The Queens rate and review a 3 Star Amazon Review for a Netgear WiFi Extender . This episode is front-loaded with nosery! Trey's nose is itching, Chelsey discusses neurology, and the Queens take a voicemail. Don't forget to be the one in a millions, and most importantly, Bless all you TaskRabbits out there. Queendom Question: What's the point of an audio-only Zoom call? (06:23) Lodge a Complaint!...

The Queens go head-to-head in another 1 Star Review VS 5 Star Review smackdown spectacular! This week they compare both ends of the Review spectrum for famed gaming and dining hotspot Dave & Buster's on TripAdvisor ! Chelsey is sick of the ill-timed buffering, Trey thinks ATMs shouldn't nickel and dime us, and the Queens GOTCHA! (06:47) Lodge a Complaint! (16:31) Dave & Buster's (17:58) 5...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star (or a negative 1 star?) Yelp Review for adult shoppe The Pleasure Chest . Chelsey has a real-time meltdown, Trey exists and you know he does, and the Queens debate parenting while being completely childless. Pass the cigars, fellas, this one is X-Rated. Say "New Year, New You Queen" three times, fast... we date you! (02:34) Lodge a Complaint! (14:06) Review (38:...

Happy New Year, Queens! This week the Review Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for Red Bull ! Chelsey just can't with luggage chasers, Trey just can't with litter bugs, BUT the Queens WILL play Edward 40 Hands. Happy Birthday Jonathan...sorry about your wife! (06:12) Lodge a Complaint! (11:03) Red Bull (15:24) 5 Star Red Bull Review (31:55) Exclusive Offer (37:28) My Royal Highness (44...

Happy Hanukkah & Merry Christmas from Chelsey & Trey! This week the Queens rate and review a 4 Star TripAdvisor Review for the Radio City Music Hall Christmas Spectacular Starring the Rockettes: ROCKETTE EXPERIENCE! Chelsey has a holiday cold, but is holiday hot over blocked aisles at the mall, and don't paste anything old around Trey! Long Live Lil Bow Wow. (04:55) Lodge a Complaint! (14:...

The Queens battle it out in not just another VERSES episode, but a Battle of the Elites! This week they compare a 1 Star Yelp Elite Review AGAINST a 5 Star Yelp Elite Review for the Borgata Hotel, Casino, & Spa in Atlantic City, New Jersey! Trey rages against the machines in our hands, Chelsey bashes her fists demanding an auto save feature, and the Queens get high and roll the dice! (03:39) L...

The Queens rate and review a 1 dot TripAdvisor Review for the illustrious Spirit Airlines ! Trey hates being followed and turns into Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Chelsey doesn't want to be tricked by the postal system any longer, and the Queens stumble into the niche area of ASMR... Does anybody have a map explaining the distance from Boston to Providence? We need help. (02:41) Lodge a Complaint! (0...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Google Review for The Huddle Kitchen & Bar . Chelsey is deflecting auditory attacks, Trey switches plans and talks public humiliation, and the Queens talk weight and request no videos please. Plus Goldie is blinded by the light. GigaLarf! (03:48) Lodge a Complaint! (10:44) Review (25:59) Exclusive Offer (28:13) There's A Reply! (36:24) My Royal Highness (39:...

The Queens rate and review a 3 Star Yelp Review for Minato Sushi & Bar in Reno, Nevada ! The Queens channel their inner Thanksgiving spirt and Kvell instead of Kvetch and things get sentimental. Chelsey loves Trey and you, Trey loves you and online banking, and the Queens have no idea what stories involve scorned lovers, sorry. Happy Gobble Gobble! We love you all! (02:21) Lodge a KVELL! (11:1...

The Queens battle it out in another VERSES episode! This week they compare a 1 Star Review AGAINST a 5 Star Review for very first Law Firm to EVER advertise using television commercials, Jacoby & Meyers! Chelsey is feeling itchy and scratchy and shares Jaycee's odor-tracking complaint, Trey is ready to gamble but needs LinkedIn to chill, and the Queens go to Law School! What? Like it's hard?!...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Amazon Review for Gaffers Tape. Chelsey's reflux has her lodging right away, Trey hates a knock at the door, and the Queens get degrees in technical theater. Shout out to Snacktive! Can you count how many times the Queens say Granny is off her damn rocker? (01:59) Lodge a Complaint! (11:52) Review (24:59) Exclusive Offer (28:11) My Royal Highness (33:47) DONATE...

Hairless Holes & Purring Pusses! The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for Trim Hair Salon . Chelsey wants a spatula not eighty backs, Trey's mom is NOT yours, and the Queens ponder whatever happened to Tabatha Coffey. Also, do you think Frenchie would have been successful if she hadn't dropped out of Beauty School? Plus, super important, have you ever heard a Rooster Cat? You will t...

The Queens celebrate All Hallows Eve as they rate and review a 1 Star Trustpilot Review for the Pennhurst Asylum . Chelsey is spooked by all the private detail thievery, Trey will never blame coffee yet wants more Z's, and the Queens scream. We love you, Spirit Halloween! (03:50) Lodge a Complaint! (09:06) Review (29:43) Exclusive Offer (34:57) My Royal Highness (39:58) DONATE ! (40:27) On Today's...

The Queens go head-to-head in another 1 Star VERSES 5 Star Episode! This week they rate and review conflicting reviews for the Original STARBUCKS in Seattle ! The Queens taste test with lots of ::Trigger Warning:: mouth sounds. Chelsey's iPhone is gettin quirky, Trey auto-completes but is left empty, and the Queens get caffeinated! Support Queer Wave Coffee . (02:47) MAIL CALL! (12:21) Lodge a Com...

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!! The Queens rate and review a 1 Star GoodReads Review for William Shakespeare's classic Romeo and Juliet . Trey is at the end of his drawstring, Chelsey demands support from items designed for such things, and the Queens struggle to remember Paris. Put on your dramaturgical hats and prepare yourself for some scholarly discussions about.... West Side Story . And please call in an...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star TrustPilot Review for Costco Wholesale . Trey, a trash-person, wants more ice cream and Chelsey needs an easier time surfing. What is a big-money purchase, and what is unsmashable? Plus, shout out to all the animal protectors out there. (04:28) Lodge a Complaint! (13:30) 1 Star Costco Wholesale TrustPilot Review (35:23) Exclusive Offer (40:05) My Royal Highness...