Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

The Queens celebrate Valentine's Day with a very unique 5 Star Yelp Review for Broadway's Longest Running Musical, The Phantom of the Opera . Chelsey's head is aching and forget about The Shape of Water, we need to discuss the TASTE of water. Plus the Queens sing the praises of Herb Albert's creation. (02:27) Lodge a Complaint! (05:48) Review (26:52) Exclusive Offer (30:41) My Royal Highness (33:4...

The Queens go head-to-head as they compare a 1 Star Review against a 5 Star Review for the organizing company, My Home SOS, LLC in Austin, Texas. Trey laments used puzzles and the Queens try to organize Jim's review. Queendom Question: Do you own a Stinky the Skunk? Ask your mom! (01:10) Lodge a Complaint! (08:20) 1 Star Google/Yelp (?) Review(s) (25:29) There's A Reply! (37:23) Exclusive Offer (3...

The Queens rate and review HenchMan4Hire's 3 Star Amazin Review for GT's ALIVE Ancient Mushroom Elixir . Trey speaks plain English and Chelsey, in fact, does like mushrooms. We invite you to take a moment to acknowledge the green lights. (01:11) Lodge a Complaint! (06:44) Review (26:10) Exclusive Offer (29:10) My Royal Highness (32:04) On This Week's After Show Pod Review The Pod at lovethepodcast...

The Review Queens, Chelsey and Trey, rate and review a 5 Star TEMU Review for a Polyester Bedding Set . Chelsey brings to the floor the madding experience of finding hair in your mouth and Chelsey & Trey deduce that Peggy might have dictated this message using text-to-speech. Now slip on your shoes! (00:57) Lodge a Complaint! (03:18) Review (22:32) Exclusive Offer (24:50) My Royal Highness (28...

Hosts Trey and Chelsey rate and review a 3 dot TripAdvisor review for Sanctuary at Grand Memories, Santa Maria! Trey is light-headed as he laments the nerve-wracking process of prescription refills and hear the inspiring story of a teenager who used her love for agriculture to create community impact. (01:29) Lodge a Complaint! (07:06) 3 Bubble Review (22:17) Exclusive Offer (26:38) My Royal Highn...

The Queens battle it out in a 1 Star VERSES 5 Star Showdown ! This week is interesting as they rate and review both ends of the spectrum on NYC Interior Designer, Francis Interiors, who has an overall score of 4.7 out of 5 on Google, yet, only 12 reviews total and only 1 negative review. Which begs the question: Who's views wins?! Plus the Queens expose their cell phone habits and additions. Are y...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Google Review for the Computer Guru of Santa Fe ! Trey is a sucker and you're gonna get him, but come on already! How do you retaliate? Plus, we're sharing the best candle to sage away the negative energy.........(but if you REALLY WANT THE T, you gotta join the Patreon where we share the cheaper dupe....) (01:28) Lodge a Complaint! (04:32) Review (18:01) There'...

The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Letterboxd Review for the Zac Efron film, 17 Again . Chelsey is in the dark earlier and earlier and we are not farmers! Plus, never forget, when someone says, 'Happy New Year!' to you ... just say it back, regardless of who they are. And we love you all. If you are reading this, we especially mean you. (01:25) Lodge a Complaint! (05:00) Review (27:43) Exclusive...

SURPRISE ! The Queens wish you a wonderful Christmas today with a very special BONUS EPISODE all about GIVING! Chelsey and Trey open gifts from each other before rating and reviewing a 3 Star Amazon Review for a Santa Hat with Attached Beard ! But, you need to stick around for the end because the Queens are giving YOU... YES, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW... A HUGE GIFT! (02:12) Chelsey's Gift (09:02...

The Queens are visited by the man himself, SANTA, as they rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for Little Prompter, The Original Compact Personal Teleprompter for Video Production! Chelsey is ready to sing the praises of all of the delivery workers during this busy time of year, and the Queens discuss the pressures of gift giving. (02:19) Lodge a Complaint! (07:36) Review (28:34) Exclusive Offer...

The Queens go head to head in another epic VERSES BATTLE to uncover the TRUTH as they rate and review BOTH a 1 Dot AND 5 Dot TripAdvisor Reviews for The Legendary Lights of Clifton Mill ! Trey holds his breath as things get lenty, and the Queens sing Queen. (05:31) Lodge a Complaint! (08:54) 1 Dot Review (26:50) Exclusive Offer (30:03) STUFF IT or SHUT IT?! (41:39) 5 Dot Review (43:09) On This Wee...

The Queens rate and review BertBJr’s 3 Star Amazon Review for the Cascade Lightweight Camping Chair. Trey needs to share something but first, here's a 30 second ad. And the Queens delight in all the positive possabilites one has since the invention of whipped cream. Queendom Question: Have you ever rolled into a river? (01:11) Lodge a Complaint! (06:02) Review (21:25) Exclusive Offer (25:07) My Ro...

The Queens get hairy as they rate and review a ... 5 (??) Star Amazon Review for the Braun Electric Razor For Men, Series 9 Pro . Chelsey comes in hot with some scalding truths about retail holiday pushing and it's time to take a moment and thanks all the blue light blocking that just suddenly started happening. If you think you've met a STAR Reviewer before today's episode, let us set you right!...

GOBBLE GOBBLE! The Queens celebrate Thanksgiving with a Listener Submission: rating and reviewing a 5 Star Twitter Review of Brach's Thanksgiving Dinner & Apple Pie & Coffee Candy Corn! Trey needs tags to be in their rightful spots and the Queens get a vocabulary less from Mommy. Don't worry... they will maliciously comply. (01:28) Lodge a Complaint! (12:06) Review (26:26) Exclusive Offer...

The Queens welcome special Guest of Honor, Joe Kinosian and together they rate and review a painful 1 Star Yelp Review for legendary NYC karaoke bar, Marie’s Crisis ! Joe talks composing our theme song, being a ‘multi-AWARD-nominee,’ and the impact of creating musicals in a world where tourists review your show on TripAdvisor! Queendom Question: Can YOU cry while judging?! Follow Joe on Instagram...

The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for the cookbook titled, '50 Ways to Eat Cock!'. Trey gets into the nitty gritty of the pains of natural peanut butter stirring and the Queens would like to slap a 'Cock-Pun-Alert' Sticker on this episode, so buckle in! Plus major shout out to all of the Truth Speakers out there! (01:04) Lodge a Complaint! (12:06) Review (23:09) Exclusive Offer (27...

The pumpkins are gettin spicy! The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for Blue Mountain Family Restaurant ! Chelsey's spine got tingled when she unboxed a Brita filter packaged with styrofoam and needs to lodge a complaint! Now lift your Popsicle and bite right on in, bare teeth!! And get ready to meet Beatrice on her World Tour! (01:40) Lodge a Complaint! (07:31) 1 Star Review (26:00) Ex...

The Queens get SPOOOOOKY as they rate and review a 2 Star Yelp Review for the Los Angeles Haunted Hayride . Trey has deep disdain for your inauthentic color story and Andy is ready to tell you what is written in your stars! (01:16) Lodge a Complaint! (08:07) Haunted Hayride Review (28:50) Exclusive Offer (33:24) My Royal Highness (36:30) On This Week's After Show Pod Review The Pod at lovethepodca...

AHOY QUEENS! With over 2,000 TripAdvisor Reviews, we're rating & reviewing BOTH a 1 Star and 5 Star for Virgin Voyages Cruise Lines to discover the TRUTH! Who's views win: Shorty or Jasmine?! Plus, when the ants go marching one by one, Chelsey is not shouting hoorah, hoorah! Is Trey too biased to review this topic? What can go wrong in five to seven minutes!? (01:02) Lodge a Complaint! (05:01)...

The Queens rate and review a 2 Star Amazon Review for the Sony Play Station 5... or the PS5 if ya nasty! Chelsey is a swatting fiend and although it may indicate identity issues, Shoo Fly, don't bother her! Can you see brown? Plus ain't no party like a Queen Violet Party, amiright?! (00:58) Lodge a Complaint! (04:58) Review (27:18) Exclusive Offer (31:57) My Royal Highness (34:54) On This Week's A...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Trustpilot Review for meal delivery service FACTOR . The Queens consider the pains of sucking and also ponder how special things are if they are on special. (00:59) Lodge a Complaint! (01:11) Listener Voicemail! (06:44) Review (25:36) Exclusive Offer (28:45) There's A Reply! (31:24) My Royal Highness (35:12) On This Week's After Show Pod Review The Pod at loveth...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Rover Review for a Dog Walker submitted by a Listener! Chelsey requests that you just get over it and don't hold onto your Japanese horror films! If you're searching for a Healthy Spot, we've got you covered, Queens! (01:02) Lodge a Complaint! (06:39) 1 Star ROVER app Review (26:16) Exclusive Offer (28:41) There’s A Reply! (39:04) My Royal Highness (40:46) On Th...

The Queens battle it out in another 1 Star VERSES 5 Star Review Smackdown as they compare opposite ends of the spectrum for VIP LIMO in Chicago ! Are you guilty of 'Show & Tell Show Off?' Every story has two sides, but this week we may encounter a story with 48 sides. Plus, the Queens celebrate 100 AFTER SHOW Episodes . If you’re not a member, then you’re only getting HALF the royalty!! (00:58...

The Queens rate and review a 2 Star Yelp Review for the Van Nuys DMV . Trey had travel horror stories before the Queendom experienced technical horror stories. Plus do you need a renovation? (01:26) Lodge a Complaint! (06:57) Review (22:05) Exclusive Offer (25:35) My Royal Highness (30:01) On This Week's After Show Pod Review The Pod at lovethepodcast.com/thereviewqueens DONATE to the Production o...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Trustpilot Review for the adult website, PornHub dot com . Chelsey wants punctual captioning and don't even mention off-sync  lip-syncing, otherwise the only way to relax would be listening to Elisha Goldstein! (If you want to read along as you listen to our podcast, FULL TRANSCRIPTIONS of EVERY episode are on our website.) BULGER! (01:09) Lodge a Complaint...