Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

The Queens give birth to a brand new episode this week as they rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for SafeRest 100% Waterproof Full Size Mattress Protector, Fitted with Stretchable Pockets, Machine Washable Cotton Mattress Cover for Bed, Perfect for Bedding AirBnb Essentials for Hosts. Trey wants the insides to not come to the outsides, Chelsey solves the issue, and suffice to say, things get...

The Queens get PHYSICAL as they rate and review a 2 Star Walmart Review for the infamous Shake Weight ! Chelsey has to go and you need to knock, ya damn knuckle heads! The Queens 'lift your name on high' in this very devout episode before they test out the product with a LIVE Review over on Patreon. Queendom Question: What Would Jesus Do? (01:14) Lodge a Complaint! (4:29) MAIL CALL! (08:12) 2 Star...

The Queens are ready to 'eat, drink, and be MARY!' as they go head-to-head comparing both a 1 Star and a 5 Star Review for the Dragtastic Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood . Trey needs to lipsync because his voice is cutting out, hunties, but the show must go on and Chelsey swings big with hard-hitting RuPaul's Drag Race questions. Pose for the camera, now click, click, x15. (01:11) Lodge a Compl...

The Queens get EXPLICIT with a LISTENER SUBMISSION rating and reviewing (2) 5 Star Yelp Reviews for the Tiki Adult Entertainment Theater on the East Side of Los Angeles, California . Psst....Pssssst... Sit Up Straight! Nut Loads, & Tube Steaks, & Vagitarians, OH MY!! Plus, what's in your lovin' oven? Fresh baked cookies, perhaps? But, sincerely, consider this episode the ... 'foreplay' ......

The Queens rate and review a scathing 1 Star Yelp Review for the Hyatt Regency in San Francisco, California . Chelsey shares a very personal pet-peeve related to 'popular' initials. C helsey B rooke D onn... 'I KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOIN!' Plus, Hello Rosie!! (01:06) Lodge a Complaint! (05:18) Review (21:27) Exclusive Offer (23:50) There's A Reply! (27:41) My Royal Highness (29:00) On This Week's After...

The Queens get patriotic and get their hands workin' as they rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Elite Review for Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs in Coney Island! Trey has yanked his final yank, Chelsey is belt-free, and if you splatter Clam Chowder... no one is really going to care all that much.......BUT WE'RE STILL GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT! Happy Fourth of July, Queenies! (03:02) Lodge a Complaint! (07:46) Re...

The Queens bare it all in this Verses Episode as they compare a 1 Star and a 5 Star Review for All Nude, All The Time: Gunnison Beach . But wait... there's more: it's our first ever DOUBLE VERSES EPISODE! Chelsey's phone won't stop ringing and we're screaming, "Tisch, PLEASE!" A beach is somehow...gonna... beach, and Little Richard is not Little Richie and ALSO not Stevie Wonder, and ALSO most cer...

The Queens rate and review a "1" Star Amazon Review for the dog training book, "Barking: The Sound of a Language" by Turid Rugaas as they CELEBRATE the birth of the one and only CHELSEY DONN! Not only does this episode go to the dog pound, but the Queens explore JUST what Chelsey and Al Pacino have in common, the rising trend of story-stealers, and no one barks like a Meryl Streep Donn! (06:32) Lo...

The Queens rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for the Hollywood institution that is The Hollywood Bowl ! Trey lodges a complaint about the calculator conundrum asking, "are we always starting over?!" before the Queens discuss the sentimental value of yearbooks. Queendom Question: Do you remember Kinko's? (01:19) Lodge a Complaint! (05:01) Review (21:54) Exclusive Offer (25:07) My Royal Highnes...

The Queens are adding it all up as they rate and review a very deranged 2 Star Amazon Review for One A Day Multivitamins . Chelsey wishes her dasher would add it up too, but some things will never be. Get ready to release your tensions with the Review Queens! (01:09) Lodge a Complaint! (05:20) Review (20:14) Exclusive Offer (23:29) My Royal Highness (25:40) On This Week's After Show Pod Review The...

The Queens go head-to-head as they fly into both ends of the review section for the Denver International Airport and rate and review both a 1 Star and 5 Star Reviews . Trey shines a very bright light on a very unappealing issue and they Queens encounter a SHOW FIRST that you can only access on their Member's Only Patreon. KEVIN! (01:24) Lodge a Complaint! (05:00) Denver International Airport (11:4...

The Queens rate and review a GREAT 1 Star Yelp Review for the Kimberley Bosso Celebrity Makeup Artist and School in Los Angeles, California . Trey loses his cool but offers a wonderful next chapter for the Walt Disney Company before the Queens dive into madness. Plus, Elizabeth Berkley... we see you Queen! GREAT! (01:02) Lodge a Complaint! (07:27) Review (21:38) Exclusive Offer (25:40) My Royal Hi...

The Queens get EXPLICIT in this Not-Safe-For-Work Episode as they rate and review a 1 Star TrustPilot Review for adult website, TheDildoHubdotCom . Chelsey can't stand it any more and lodges a complaint about the horizontal struggles that only happen in bed and Trey confers. Intimate Earth Caramel's stock will certainly rise after this episode. (01:27) Lodge a Complaint! (05:00) Review (19:43) Exc...

The Queens rate and review a LISTENER SUBMISSION! This week they tackle a 5 Star Amazon Review for a Women's 2024 Summer Short Sleeve V-neck Bohemian Floral Print Mini Dress Ruffel Swing A Line Beach Sundress - Red, Extra Large. We're not interested in the hairy narly stuff, help the Queens out! Oh and before we forget, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! Follow: @SpoonsofStardust (01:03) Lodge a Complaint! (07:0...

The Queens, aka Rolled Tacoholic & Rolled Churro-Changa, go head-to-head as they compare both a 1 Star and 5 Star TripAdvisor Review for Señor Frogs in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina . Thingsssss get a little ssssssspicy as they throw a C(sssssssss)inco De Mayo Party! But very sadly, Chelsey's complaint correlates a little too closely with this week's Game. Lo Siento! (03:02) Lodge a Complaint!...

The Queens rate and review a nostalgic 4 Star Amazon Review for the Casio Men's Vintage CA53W-1 Calculator Watch . Chelsey is sick of you being coy and we demand that you just get to the friggin point already!!! 'Block it all out, but be direct and make sure you type 80085!!!' (01:08) Lodge a Complaint! (05:27) Review (20:24) Exclusive Offer (23:29) My Royal Highness (26:25) On This Week's After S...

The Queens dig into a (multi?!) REPEAT OFFENDER's 3 Star Yelp Review for the Psychic Eye Bookshop in Sherman Oaks, California . Trey can't come clean with these dang pump soaps taking over and we need that illusion back! Chelsey feels validated and Trey is getting repetitive... or... maybe you're a Claire Huxtable. (02:05) Lodge a Complaint! (05:55) Review (29:53) Exclusive Offer (35:32) My Royal...

The Queens bring it back home ( Episode 14 ) as they rate and review a 5 Star Amazon Review for Veet for Men : Hair Removal Gel Cream ! Chelsey doesn't 'bite her tongue at you' but she will give that cheek an enthusiastic bite! Plus, we have a show first as our Royal Highness induction is an actual 5 Star Review! You don't wanna miss this one! Queendom Question: How would YOU sit on a carton of ic...

The Queens go tush-to-tush as they compare a 1 Star Review against a 5 Star Review for the San Francisco Center for Colorectal Health ! Trey can't connect, but the Queens agree on Hollywood's most bubbly butts. Who's Views Win, the tux wearing chap, or the muscled short short-wearing lad? (02:26) Lodge a Complaint! (07:40) Center for Colorectal Health (11:22) 5 Star Yelp Review (27:59) Exclusive O...

The Queens rate and review a 1 Star Yelp Review for expensive salon, Blow & Glow in Los Angeles . Trey quite possibly gets the most heated he ever has on the pod and evokes the spirit of Mister Jobs and still needs you to confirm after confirming. iWhy?! Thank you. Plus, buckle up for a wild ride! Queendom Question: Do you know what 'Factitious Disorder Imposed on Another' is? (01:09) Lodge a...

The Queens get LIT(erary) as they rate and review a 1 Star Amazon Review for a Winkle-Free Blazer for Men . Chelsey doesn’t need to dig deep as she disposes nothing and the Queens seek pleasure from giggles on the internet. Plus, Trey reveals his Amazon Wishlist Birthday gift, funded by Chelsey! Queendom Question: What Would Audrey Do? (01:05) Lodge a Complaint! (05:58) Review (22:23) Exclusive Of...

The McQueens celebrate Trey’s birthday by assessing his favorite form of cuisine, fast food, as they rate and review a 3 Star Yelp Review for the McDonald’s in Union Square . Trey is turning green, but he hasn’t been cast in Wicked, the queens sing about McNuggets, and we also have some questions for you. Plus the Queens answer a Listener Voicemail regarding last week's game! (03:37) Lodge a Compl...

The Queens go head to head as they rate and review conflicting 1 Star and 5 Star reviews for the Nashville-based Wedding Band: Emerald Empire Band ! Chelsey comes full circle on the prankster named Murphy, and the Queens decide if they want to prance or if they're feeling the need to DANCE! (01:01) Lodge a Complaint! (04:05) Emerald Empire Band! (07:26) 1 Star Review (20:55) Exclusive Offer (24:09...

The Queens are ‘The Ones’ GAGGING the house down boots, as they rate and review a 5 Star Judge. Me Review for Trixie Cosmetics Bestie Balm written by a ‘straight acting bisexual who presents masc and bro’ … mama! Chelsey is on her very last pair of undies, the queens open the mail, and we celebrate that glorious feeling of spending time with old friends. (01:14) Lodge a Complaint! (04:33) SPECIAL...

The Queens rate and review a 2 Star Yelp Review for plant based burger joint, Next Level Burger and jump around in the PlayPlace ball pit of fast food in America. Trey's digits are cut, Chelsey's chopstick skills improve and the Queens clip their chips tight. (01:43) Lodge a Complaint! (05:25) 2 Star Review (21:11) Exclusive Offer (24:37) There's A Reply! (25:52) My Royal Highness (28:58) On This...