Revenge of the Show

So, this week we "Revenge" a classic film about the loving relationship between a brother and sister visiting their father's grave. Nothing much else happens in the film, so you probably shouldn't even bother to watch it. It's a really long hour and 50 minutes. I suppose there's a bit in there about dead people coming back to life and eating the living, but it's really...

This week on Revenge of the Show, we're tearing into an older film from the-once-and-future-Batman, Rob Pattinson where he showcases the following all just to show us how prepared he is to play The Batman: his awesome Wolverine hair, his lack of acting skills, his unparalleled ability to look like he's suffering from indigestion, his take on the "silent brooding type" which is the...

This week on Revenge, we take our immature and teenage-like angst out on an old box-office bomb and a more recent cult classic: Dune. Now, if you haven't seen the movie...don't. Seriously, just don't. You'd be doing yourself one heck of a 2 hr & 16-minute favor. If you've read the book and haven't seen the movie, but were curious to know if the movie was as good as said...

This movie is messed up...It also happens to be one of our elusive lost/special unreleased episodes. We say "lost" but really we just didn't like how dark it turned out...like I said, the movie is pretty messed up. Now, normally I would put some witty paragraph here relating to the movie, and at one time, there was one. However, that version somehow got waaaay messed up when I rendered...

This week on Revenge of the Show, we get to destroy any fond memories of Jesse's favorite movie as a kid: American Ninja! What's the plot of this fantastic film, you ask? Some white dude with a forgotten past (who happens to be a private in the US Army) suddenly becomes the most ninja-est ninja ever to walk the Earth, and he faces off against the evil "Black Ninja" and his entire a...

Um...yeah...So, this one's about reefer. And there's a bit of madness thrown in. The title kinda speaks for itself. Just know, that marihuana (and yes, I spelled it with an 'h' on purpose) is definitely the most deadly drug or even the most deadly substance known to man...or woman. Don't believe me? Watch the movie and find out just how dangerous it can be.

This week on Revenge of the Show we get revenge on nostalgia and our childhood memories. That's right folks, we're watching The Neverending Subtext Tales of Molestation, Depression, and Attempted Suicide...Story, I mean "The Neverending Story". Watch along with us as we psychoanalyze the author of this famous German fantasy novel and what he meant when the rockbiter said, "They...

This week on Revenge of the Show, we review the ONE movie that made Keanu Reeves ONE of the more popular actors of the late 90's and early 2000's. You know, that ONE flick where he knows Kung Fu. It's ONE great action-packed movie that changed the world of Science-Fiction forever. This film was not just ONE of the first to use practical effects to achieve the bullet-time effect, but it...

This week on Revenge of the Show we're watching a wonderful Sci-Fi classic called Milla Jovovich's Bandage Outfit...I mean...It's called Milla Jovovich Keeps Getting Naked...er, no...That's not it either...Orange Rubber Suspender Suit? Well, I suppose you get the idea. It's actually kinda fitting that our fifth episode would be the Fifth Element. So sit back, relax, and enjoy w...

Hey guys! This week on Revenge of the Show, we rip into Ripley! At least no xenomorphs got to her first, you know what I'm saying? Me neither...So, sit back, relax, and watch along with us as we're introduced to our first look at the nightmarish Alien...also the nightmarisher face huggers...gross.

This week, watch us deconstruct a classic video game movie with tons of big-name actors in it...well, no. Not really any big-name actors, aside from Tarzan (Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes) and Highlander veteran, Christopher Lambert. Maybe they were hoping there would be some big names to come out of that movie? There were not. I mean, the chick from Billy Madison and Last Actio...

This week on our show, we sink our teeth into good ol' Saint Nicholas...Nicholas Cage, that is. We're fairly rough on him, but no more than his crippling debt. In case you didn't know, our good buddy has some nasty spending habits which include 15 separate residences such as: $25m for a waterfront property in Newport Beach; $15.7m for some country property and home in Newport, RI; $8.5...

Watch us tear Daredevil (Ben Affleck) a new one while we watch with you in real time. And no, I don't mean the new hole that Elektra (Jennifer Garner) put in him with one of her sais (fancy knife, like that one giant turtle dude with the orange bandana used to have). Nor do I mean the hole Ben's wife (Jennifer Garner) left in him after their divorce. We're making a brand-new hole, and...