Return to Regalia

Oona and Mike discuss chapter twenty-one of The Marks of Secret, in which the group gets caught in some currents. Other topics of discussion include Arcane, the one-sidedness of human-bat alliances, and Hunger Games Minecraft. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Lily cover chapters nineteen and twenty of The Marks of Secret, in which the group rescues Ripred, and Gregor and Luxa argue some more. Other topics of discussion include Just War Theory, Dark Academia, and Nona the Ninth. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Audie cover chapters seventeen and eighteen of The Marks of Secret, in which the questers have a picnic with some scorpions. Other topics of discussion include Underland linguistics, Gregor's Minecraft skills, and Chekhov's Overgrown Rat Teeth. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Mike review chapters fifteen and sixteen of The Marks of Secret, in which the Bane makes a speech. Other topics of discussion include Luxa-Solovet parallels, Regalian propaganda, and the Bane's uncanny resemblance to a certain US president we know... • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and John discuss chapters thirteen and fourteen of The Marks of Secret, in which the fireflies join the group and Luxa declares war. Other topics of discussion include Gregor's OTB (One True Bond), how Katniss and Gregor honor the dead, and the teachings of René Descartes. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Nate discuss chapters eleven and twelve of The Marks of Secret, in which the questers experience an earthquake, a flood, and an avalanche. Other topics of discussion include Luxa's character growth, Ender's Game, and Suzanne Collins' efficient writing. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Lily cover chapters nine and ten of The Marks of Secret, in which Howard and the kids crash Gregor and Luxa's "picnic." Other topics of discussion include Collins' comedic timing, the questers' trip to Canada, and Underland symbols of death. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Nate cover chapters seven and eight of The Marks of Secret, in which Gregor fights some jungle snakes. Other topics of discussion include Ares and Luxa's pet names for Gregor, Gregor's fear of becoming evil, and Luxa's hubris. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and John cover chapters five and six of The Marks of Secret, in which Hazard has a birthday party. Other topics of discussion include the sudden lack of trust in Vikus, bat milk, and Gluxa-Percabeth parallels. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Nate cover chapters three and four of The Marks of Secret, in which Gregor meets Twirltongue. Other topics of discussion include Hazard's human accent, Nerissa's mysterious motives, and Oona's Underland cats theory. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Nate cover the first two chapters of The Marks of Secret, in which Gregor meets Ripred and Pearlpelt beneath the palace. Other topics of discussion include zeugmas, rat cannibalism, and Ripred's unreliable narration. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Nate cover the last chapter of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which Gregor and Boots return home without their mom. Other topics of discussion include Vikus and Solovet's marriage, The Golden Compass, and SO MANY SHOES. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Mike analyze chapters twenty-five and twenty-six of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which the questers return to Regalia (eh?) and confront Neveeve. Other topics of discussion include Paul Boehmer's voice acting crimes against humanity, Mike's Solovet Is An Opp Agenda, and Luxa growing into her queenhood . • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Audie analyze chapters twenty-three and twenty-four of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which the questers battle the cutters and unravel the Prophecy of Blood. Other topics of discussion include Temp's bravery, raccoons who grieve cotton candy, and Ripred's parlor room scene. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Carrie analyze chapter twenty-two of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which the questers harvest the starshade. Other topics of discussion include how the Underlanders teach hate, plants that get you high and dismember you, and Hamnet's pacifism. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and John analyze chapter twenty-one of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which the questers enter the Vineyard of Eyes and learn about the Garden of the Hesperides. Other topics of discussion include Little Red Riding Hood, plants with eyes, and the agricultural capabilities of rats. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Lily analyze chapter twenty of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which Gregor catches up with Luxa. Other topics of discussion include Luxa's trust issues, dislocated joints, and Nike's interpretation of the prophecy. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Nate analyze the stories "Duck, Baby Sitter" and "Little Bear's Band" from episode 10 of the first season. Topics of discussion include Emily's twisted psyche, American rapper Lil Peep, and the mime that's been haunting Nate.

Oona and Audie dive into chapter nineteen of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which the questers finally find water. Other topics of discussion include Luxa's growth, Twitchtip's absence, and Gregor and Lapblood's touching moment. • Find all our social media and merch links at returntoregalia.carrd.co .

Oona and Nate analyze chapters sixteen through eighteen of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which the questers encounter a grove of carnivorous plants. Other topics of discussion include bubblegum ex machina, Ratatouille (again), and Oona's Hamareth Agenda.

Oona and Lily cover chapters fourteen and fifteen of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which Gregor goes rager-mode on some frogs. Other topics of discussion include Hazard's multilingualism, the divergent evolution of Underland animals, and MTV's Teen Wolf.

Oona and John discuss chapters twelve and thirteen of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which the questers set off into the jungle. Other topics of discussion include Underland geography, Ripred's Lobster Incident, and a family drama of Shakespearean proportions.

Oona and Nate discuss chapters ten and eleven of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which Gregor visits Neveeve’s lab and analyzes the Prophecy of Blood. Other topics of discussion include bat scientists, Nerissa's remix of Sandwich's prophecy, and Gregor's supposedly "forgiving heart."

Oona and John cover chapters seven through nine of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which Gregor attends the plague meeting. Other topics of discussion include Ares's disgustingly graphic suffering, Solovet's genocide, and the art of Ripred's manipulation.

Oona and Lily discuss chapters four through six of The Curse of the Warmbloods, in which the rats send an escort and Gregor, Boots, and Grace head down to the Underland. Other topics of discussion include Overland rats' linguistic comprehension, the efficacy of paper bags during panic attacks, and the social skills of bats.