Retro Smashed Video Game Podcast

The giant spiders from the Gene Parmesan Memorial Studios don't attack us this time, but we do find a "Complex Shadow" lurking in the corners.  Thankfully the Deadlight shines us (TMNT:) Out of the Shadows. The boys discuss proper movie theater etiquette, what happened to the Twin Towers in the Cars franchise, and what Brendan Fraser movie awakened people's bisexuality. Support...

Andy is back from the hospital so Weldy decided to torture him with another blind ranking episode. Ricky ranks some Disney classics, we talk about how wild girls have gone, and where to find a good wedding ring. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/...

The boys lust for the power they once savored, but a difficult journey lies ahead of them.  Will these victims of the evil sword ever find peace? Andy is out for a surprise hospital visit so the boys hold things together to talk about bad dads on Father's Day, drinking game rules for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and our favorite SpongeBob episodes. Support the show Don't to fo...

Put your hands up!  Just don't shoot the messengers. The boys talk about pizza and hotdog toppings, Malört claw machines, and Ricky has a thing for spiders on meth. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/RetroSmashedVideoGamePodcast Give us a fol...

Hey! It's Weldy this time! Andy is dying (just kidding....kind of), I have a mega migraine and a kid that has sleep regression, and ALEX IS IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE! So you get a totally unedited, uncensored episode that we 3 did, blind ranking our favorite games of 1993! It may not be pretty but it'll be amazing, trust me ;)  Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to Retr...

The Moose is loose!!!  Or at least this episode is.  Alex tries to wrangle the boys in  this episode while coming off of a root canal, we also discuss bands that had TV shows, TMNT puppets, and try to avoid talking about Kristi Noem's husband. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our n...

Just in time for the new movie, the boys go over one of Weldy's favorite Mario games.  Recorded right after St Paddy's Day, we try to talk over Bluey episodes in the background as we go over unintentional villains in movies, recast the next Mario movie, and talk our favorite movie candies.  Movie.  Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we...

The boys increase their genital slider and reduce their intelligence slider as the beers slider increases throughout the episode this week. Ricky missed out on the episode so we got André the Giant to join us instead, we also talk about Antique Roadshow, and Weldy's favorite 80's drama TV show. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can...

Our live episode was a blast, but due to the hangovers we didn't have enough time to edit it.  Check our YouTube channel in the near future to catch it! In the mean time, enjoy an episode Weldy and Andy recorded back around the 50th episode.  Weldy brings his Draft From a Hat back where they discuss a quick round-fire of topics including which character you would have a drink with and what ga...

Cranky Kong here again.  They couldn't come up with anything more clever than bringing me back?  Luckily I don't have much else going on.  They told me they'd pay me with 99 bananas, but I think they messed up because they gave me a bottle of expired banana juice that made me pass out after drinking it. These goof balls are still trying to get a sponsor?  Maybe they should try somet...

The boys are here to do some business with the BIG IRON on their hips.  BIG IRON ON THEIR HIIIIIPPPPS! Also, Hank Hill looksmaxxes with the new age lingo, Clitvictorious joins The Legion, and we discuss our favorite gmilfs. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www....

Aribabble comes back to pick Weldy's brain to see why he loves to speed run.  We tease Ricky for not making it on the episode, what the best bagel toppings are, and we try to get a sponsor yet again. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/RetroSm...

Guest #2567 loved this episode. Not brought to you by Jerkmates or Bad Dragon, the boys discuss Andy's cable access show, "Squeezy Fetus", calling hotline numbers, and join the Robot Chicken cast. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/...

We wanted to wrap the year up with our top played games of the year, as well as our paid Patreon members' games.  We have a high/low game about the year's events all while enjoying one too many "Christmas Spirits"! The Drunk Boyz video mentioned in the show:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cU182E3TME Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gm...

Cheaters never win, but these losers know the codes to an enjoyable life. (Hint: It's booze.) We talk about early 2000s fashion, Weldy gives away his passwords, and AI tells us how to do our podcast. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/RetroSm...

We're a little late to the trend, but we bring Alex back to talk about the top 10 games that define each of us.  Weldy might have Covid, Andy wants to get the logo tattooed on him, and Weldy tries to beat the clock for Happy Times. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode!...

The tube shows green!  Cycle complete!  Welcome back!  We'll have your podcast ready stat!  Please look around the room.  We need to get a calibration reading for your listening diagnostics.... Our friend, Alex, joins us for his favorite video game as well as our "kink" episode, we talk about a "mysterious native Midwest" group of people, the tricks of getting free things...

Ve vant to suck................ your blood!! Between the vampire jokes, we go over Kirsten Dunst movies, Andy gives a different definition of "church pews", and Ricky talks about his elder crushes. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/Retr...

The boys stumble out the bar and make some perverted jokes just like their squirrelly friend. Weldy hides some chocolate milk and yells at the clouds, while Andy and Ricky talk about their childhood crushes. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/Retr...

We take a "pause" *wink wink* to become the Adult Swim and Retro P*rn* Podcast, a Chicago eatery review-cast, and a Sunny in Philadelphia-cast.   Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/RetroSmashedVideoGamePodcast Give us a follow on socials...

By the gods!! Our (other) friend (that is also named), Kyle (not from episode 10), joins us to discuss the God of War series. Andy almost becomes Spider-Man before his house explodes, Ricky continues to have his free speech edited, and we find out about a new cool brawler game called Fight of Gods. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read t...

The wish to hear such baseness is degrading. Ricky talks about getting a new tattoo, the boys talk about their AARP, and what level of Hell they belong in. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/RetroSmashedVideoGamePodcast Give us a follow on socials...

What's the blandest of bland?  Not quite immaculate, but also still easy to swallow?  How about a mediocre game?  We bring in a friend of the show, Luke, to help us bracket the most medium ranked games out of 40. Ricky talks about a new game he's been playing, Luke retells some drinking stories, and Andy forgets how to use a doorknob. If you want the chance to win our signed bracket, sen...

Hey plumber man!  Your worst nightmare has arrived! We go over Ricky's birthday party, 90's commercials, and Disney movies. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/RetroSmashedVideoGamePodcast Give us a follow on socials! https://retrosmashed...

ROCK & ROLL!!!!  We celebrate Ozzy Osbourne life by going over one of his most famous video games. The boys also go over worst places to be hungover, Schwarzengger movies, and famous cartoon dogs. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/RetroSmashe...