Retro Smashed Video Game Podcast

Don't go into the shadows.  We have a deadly plastic bag! Weldy misses his first ever episode and Alex misses out too, but that's okay because we have a special guest, Sam, with us!  We record in Ricky's cup-on-a-string booth so bear with us on the bad audio. Sam talks about stealing his dad's cigarettes, Ricky goes into more of his Bahama trip, and we reminisce about when Sam&...

Who do you Voodoo? After 10,000 downloads we finally have a host almost puke on the episode.  Who will it be?  Hint: It's one of three that went to the bar right before recording.  We also go over sexy Disney characters, Alex finally learns what the W.E.L.D.Y. scale is, and Ricky continues to be horned up after all of that Fox & The Hound talk. Support the show Don't to forget to sen...

Hey bub!  There's a new Wolverine game coming out so why not talk about one of the better movie tie-in games?  Snikt! Snikt! The boys also go over changing celebrity names into perversion, the band Zakk Sabbath, and a Top 10 that falls absolutely apart. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-ou...

Beeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr............  I mean, Brrrraaaaaaaaiiiinnnnssssss......... The guys crack open a cold skull full of good head to talk about depression, how scary humans are, and 90s action movies. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/RetroSm...

Here lies Retro Smashed.  They lived the way they died - full of booze and memories of old school video games. Weldy is dad of the year, Alex is a bug out prepper, and Fred Durst stops by to tell us to keep on rollin', baby. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https:...

How do you do, fellow kids?  We're about to pop an Ollie into a Pop Shuvit, spinning into a Front Foot Impossible, landing into our podcast. Ricky continues his Disney movies watch, Weldy's kid is Bam Margera, original viral memes, and Bruce Willis movies. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a...

Grab your meat and beat it.  We all had a busy few weeks so we skip the game this week to talk about our summer breaks, Bloody Mary recipes and hangover cures, The Scatman, and our homegrown friend, Zackass.  Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/Ret...

Welcome to the sun-drenched Isle of Delphino! We're so pleased to welcome you to our beautiful podcast.  Come relax and let us refresh your body and spirit. Ricky is back from HIS island vacation, Weldy blows up a hornet's nest, and Ricky and Andy talk about the Garfield museum. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air...

The giant spiders from the Gene Parmesan Memorial Studios don't attack us this time, but we do find a "Complex Shadow" lurking in the corners.  Thankfully the Deadlight shines us (TMNT:) Out of the Shadows. The boys discuss proper movie theater etiquette, what happened to the Twin Towers in the Cars franchise, and what Brendan Fraser movie awakened people's bisexuality. Support...

Andy is back from the hospital so Weldy decided to torture him with another blind ranking episode. Ricky ranks some Disney classics, we talk about how wild girls have gone, and where to find a good wedding ring. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/...

The boys lust for the power they once savored, but a difficult journey lies ahead of them.  Will these victims of the evil sword ever find peace? Andy is out for a surprise hospital visit so the boys hold things together to talk about bad dads on Father's Day, drinking game rules for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and our favorite SpongeBob episodes. Support the show Don't to fo...

Put your hands up!  Just don't shoot the messengers. The boys talk about pizza and hotdog toppings, Malört claw machines, and Ricky has a thing for spiders on meth. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/RetroSmashedVideoGamePodcast Give us a fol...

Hey! It's Weldy this time! Andy is dying (just kidding....kind of), I have a mega migraine and a kid that has sleep regression, and ALEX IS IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE! So you get a totally unedited, uncensored episode that we 3 did, blind ranking our favorite games of 1993! It may not be pretty but it'll be amazing, trust me ;)  Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to Retr...

The Moose is loose!!!  Or at least this episode is.  Alex tries to wrangle the boys in  this episode while coming off of a root canal, we also discuss bands that had TV shows, TMNT puppets, and try to avoid talking about Kristi Noem's husband. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our n...

Just in time for the new movie, the boys go over one of Weldy's favorite Mario games.  Recorded right after St Paddy's Day, we try to talk over Bluey episodes in the background as we go over unintentional villains in movies, recast the next Mario movie, and talk our favorite movie candies.  Movie.  Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we...

The boys increase their genital slider and reduce their intelligence slider as the beers slider increases throughout the episode this week. Ricky missed out on the episode so we got André the Giant to join us instead, we also talk about Antique Roadshow, and Weldy's favorite 80's drama TV show. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can...

Our live episode was a blast, but due to the hangovers we didn't have enough time to edit it.  Check our YouTube channel in the near future to catch it! In the mean time, enjoy an episode Weldy and Andy recorded back around the 50th episode.  Weldy brings his Draft From a Hat back where they discuss a quick round-fire of topics including which character you would have a drink with and what ga...

Cranky Kong here again.  They couldn't come up with anything more clever than bringing me back?  Luckily I don't have much else going on.  They told me they'd pay me with 99 bananas, but I think they messed up because they gave me a bottle of expired banana juice that made me pass out after drinking it. These goof balls are still trying to get a sponsor?  Maybe they should try somet...

The boys are here to do some business with the BIG IRON on their hips.  BIG IRON ON THEIR HIIIIIPPPPS! Also, Hank Hill looksmaxxes with the new age lingo, Clitvictorious joins The Legion, and we discuss our favorite gmilfs. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www....

Aribabble comes back to pick Weldy's brain to see why he loves to speed run.  We tease Ricky for not making it on the episode, what the best bagel toppings are, and we try to get a sponsor yet again. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/RetroSm...

Guest #2567 loved this episode. Not brought to you by Jerkmates or Bad Dragon, the boys discuss Andy's cable access show, "Squeezy Fetus", calling hotline numbers, and join the Robot Chicken cast. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/...

We wanted to wrap the year up with our top played games of the year, as well as our paid Patreon members' games.  We have a high/low game about the year's events all while enjoying one too many "Christmas Spirits"! The Drunk Boyz video mentioned in the show:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cU182E3TME Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gm...

Cheaters never win, but these losers know the codes to an enjoyable life. (Hint: It's booze.) We talk about early 2000s fashion, Weldy gives away his passwords, and AI tells us how to do our podcast. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode! https://www.patreon.com/RetroSm...

We're a little late to the trend, but we bring Alex back to talk about the top 10 games that define each of us.  Weldy might have Covid, Andy wants to get the logo tattooed on him, and Weldy tries to beat the clock for Happy Times. Support the show Don't to forget to send your emails to RetroSmashed@gmail.com so we can read them on air! Support us and get a shout-out on our next episode!...

The tube shows green!  Cycle complete!  Welcome back!  We'll have your podcast ready stat!  Please look around the room.  We need to get a calibration reading for your listening diagnostics.... Our friend, Alex, joins us for his favorite video game as well as our "kink" episode, we talk about a "mysterious native Midwest" group of people, the tricks of getting free things...