Retro Reality

Jax gets his first (of 3?) nose job Tom Schwartz has a panic attack during his first shift at PUMP and LVP and Katie are not having it… BOY BAND HEART THROB LANCE BASS MAKES AN APPEARANCE James begs for his job and Lisa says she’s desperate and caves The we’re at the OK Magazine party with 2 rival tables Please rate and review (5 stars baby!) on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! This helps us reach all...

Even the episodes where we barely take notes are still epic. Vanderpump Rules is a work of art. After LVP fires James and suspends Kristen and Sandoval and James is pretty upset and is already asking Max for help. Jax meets with his therapist and we're wondering if she's a real therapist? Pump has its opening party and Stassi and Scheana have a run-in James shows up to SUR just hours after...

The chaos of Scheana's birthday brawl continues! Tom Sandoval gets his ass kicked Tom Schwartz is scared LVP will already fire him from Pump for fighting even thought they haven't even opened yet. Jax breaks up with Carmen and she roasts his ass. Then we all meet at Pump and Lisa does some firing and suspending 😱 This season is so so good you guys! We highly recommend a rewatch! If you&#3...

OK there's a lot that happens in episode 1 of season 3 of Vanderpump Rules and our heads are spinning! No one wants to be friends with Kristen except Scheana and James Scheana reveals her "IT'S ALL HAPPENING" tattoo!! Stassi moved away but is now moving back to LA with her boyfriend Tom and Jax are friends again even though Jax slept with Kristen while they were dating and they g...

RHONY season 1 is coming to an end. Can you believe it's only 7 episodes?! Jill pranks Ally at Zarin Fabrics while she's at her internship and man does she giggle. Bethenny celebrates her birthday at the racetrack and her dad's friend gifts her lingerie.... yes, you read that right... her DAD'S FRIEND Ramona visits her doctor who gives her botox and a $3500 procedure that looks lik...

Luann is v unhappy being referred to as "Luann" to her driver and scolds Bethenny about it *sigh* We witness history as the infamous Skinny Girl marg is created in this episode with help from Luann 😂 Silex spends $10,000 on the opening night of the Met... good thing it's tax deductible! Jill and Bethenny host a lil ladies (+Simon) night and Ramona flips her sh*t when she sees that S...

Bethenny is literally all over the place physically (in Miami) and relationship-wise (breaking up with Jason and getting back together). Jill and Ginger are co-dependent and Ally is 3rd wheeling. Ramona forces Avery to pick a career at age 12. Luann's son learns to break dance because of the culture. Alex & Simon social climb at the opening of the Met. Please do us a huge favor and rate &a...

Simon and Alex are the Gossip Girls of RHONY amiright? We see Bethenny *Born with a Blackberry in her hand* Frankel HUSTLING at an event... and have we mentioned how obsessed we are with her?? Luann is getting her groove on with her niece 🎶DOWNTOWN🎶 and Luann is dressing for the occasion in her funky coat. Allegedly Avery auditions for a Meryl Streep movie... the jury is still out on if we belie...

Luann and her kids (not Papa) get back from the Hamptons after living there for the entire summer. Silex and Bethenny go to a fashion show where they're dressed by the designer and I'm sure Simon was sweating his tits off with excitement. Avery is a buzz kill like always and Ramona sets the bar really low for men everywhere... blah blah blah Please do us a huge favor and rate & review our new...

So we're all on the Hamptons doing rich bitch shit like the tennis match between Jill, Luann, Ramona, and Missy. And #spoileralert Ramona blames losing the match on her friend 😂  Also Silex (co-dependent Simon and Alex), pretty much tell us straight up that they're social climbers and always looking to meet people in higher "social circles" Woooo! We are in for a great RHONY ride this season...

IT'S TIME FOR OUR FAVE 😻😻😻 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK - where we meet some iconic women in the housewives universe including one Ms Bethenny Frankel ❣️ In this first episode, we get to know the wives and their families and then immediately go on vacation to the Hamptons because they are rich bitches. I gotta say, watching this compared to season 1 of RHOC is very cathartic and SO MUCH BETTER....

We did it! We made it through SEASON 1 OF REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY🍊 and the first season in Real Housewives history.  Ok this season is a little boring compared to later seasons of literally any Housewife franchise but come on! It's history! The next show we'll be covering is season 1 of Real Housewives of New York 🍎 and we're so freakin' excited because of our girls Bethenny &...

OK we go a little rogue in this episode... a little out of order but that's okay because Bianca takes her friends away for a hotel birthday party and they're so cute. Maybe we think this because Annie and I have done this exact same thing?? Also Vicki goes back home for a high school reunion and it's CLOTHING OPTIONAL?!?! EXCUSE US?! Anyway! Slade & Jo truly hate each other and it makes for so...

Shane is the #1 housewife this season, amiright??? And we wish we would have known so we could keep track of his time on camera vs his mom's! Does anything else happen in this episode besides Shane being a baseball player?  👑Queen Kimberly has a scare with a new mole and honestly makes us cry when she gets real AF talking about her health issues. And then something shocking happens.... Slade...

The housewives FINALLY hang out together but very briefly. These episodes make us grateful for the current seasons of Housewives 🙌 Slade does more insufferable stuff in this episode and the #1 housewife Shane is heavily featured again... SHOCKER Don't miss out on Vicki trying to flirt with boat patrol when they pull Don over 😂 Classic Vicki. Please do us a huge favor and rate & review our ne...

Honestly what is up with their weird-ass "taglines"? Amiright? In this episode Slade full-on ambushes that business guy while horseback riding, Ashley is definitely having party while Lauri is in New Orleans, and Queen Kimberly goes to Palm Springs with her fun AF friends. Plus you can always count on more baseball stuff from Shane... I mean Jeana...which one is the housewife again? Please rate &a...

We get a really iconic moment in Bravo history... Vicki's first WOOHOO! I have the chills, you guys... Also Vicki teaches Briana how to do a tequila shot while on vacay in Mexico cause she's a cool mom.  Also, who does Shane (the #1 housewife) think he is shooting all those bunnies?! UGH Then Jeana + fam goes to Mexico and we're left wondering when will Bravo give us our first girls trip so w...

We're going back to the very beginning! Where it all started... Real Housewives of Orange County circa 2006. If you haven't rewatched season 1 of RHOC we understand because it's SO different (& maybe a little boring) from what Housewives has evolved into so listen to us recap it instead 😂  This is our first episode! So we give you a little background on us (Annie & Erin) and the orig...

Welcome to Retro Reality, a podcast recapping your favorite reality show & iconic reality moments from the past. Hosted by friends, soulmates, and sisters Annie & Erin who have been obsessed with & bonding over Bravo (& other reality avenues) their whole lives. So don't be all uncool and hop in the 🚙 family van 🚙 with us to come on a wild ride of iconic seasons, cringey AF moment...