Retail Ranger Podcast

Little confused as to why I was getting birthday wishes, turns out it's my doppelgängers birthday. We discuss the ideal passing on of a retail ranger, Liz's sausage gravy, CPI and distilled water. Sorry we're late getting this posted, we had some befuddling technical difficulties.

Today we have a special guest with a bussin cake pop story. Liz and Ashley describe a phenomenal office party dish (Hawaiian Roll Sliders). The insanity of egg pricing is discussed as well as the not so good story behind avocados. Metallica has a new song out and we share a story of a concert we attended. We end on an Amazon Flex story that made me almost poop.

I have a flashback from Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas, We also talk about a documentary series on Netflix called Rotten. We discuss how what we learned from Rotten parlays into our current employment situation. There's also a chat about food waste and how expiration dates work. Also, the upcoming movie "Cocaine Bear" has me super hyped! Proud to announce that we've gotten our first promo code pr...

Today we chat about Thanksgiving food wins and Liz offers some helpful tips. We also mention the difference in grocery shopping for Thanksgiving vs Christmas. Cough and cold season is in full swing, where's the Tylenol? I also yammer a bit about PBMA's (Protein Based Meat Alternative). They're not winning. Oh, I turned down the offer to open for the Backstreet Boys upcoming tour. Sorry.

This is the 4 minute version of the Retail Ranger Anthem. Turns out I do more in a day than I can rap about in a 4 minute song. Go figure.

The BIG 5 OH! Today my new career as a rap artist launches. Liz has some concerns being the arm candy of a multibillionaire. We also talk about parking lot safety, retail theft on the rise and cultured chicken cells being turned into an FDA approved meat. Grody.

Based on my 80's influences music wise, it turns out I sound a little Tone Loc-ey. Anywho, this is the next chapter of my musical journey. We'll be discussing it on episode 50 as well as our other stuff.

Today's episode covers how I might have been fired, my disdain for green bean casserole, a little bit about the recent CPI and scam emails. We also address my faux pas with providing feedback about Liz's chili.

On today's episode we discuss inflation (potato chips), the latest jobs report and baby formula. I also give a tip about bolstering shippers for the holidays. Liz determines that I need a haircut, agrees to fry vs boil my hot dogs and we talk about what a Retail Ranger Edition F350 might look like if we hit the Powerball....

Off to a late start due to my side gig. We decided we're gonna record on Saturday afternoons now, that'll give me more "flexibility" to make some extra cash. Today we talk about Liz's amazing bread pudding, Richmond's passion for weed and the price of OJ is going up even more than it is now. We also start to chat about the latest GDP results, but figure it's better if everyone reads it themselves...

We got off to a late start today, I had a great reason and we talk about it. We also talk a little bit about butter and the overall impact that inflation is having on that category. I'm super psyched to have Liz's chicken tenders for dinner tonight, let's just say it rhymes with brick jill ayy.

Today we talk about a potential grocery chain merger, getting robbed of 20 tortilla chips and Liz now knows that I have a motorcycle license. We also chat about one of our favorite shows (On Patrol Live) and how the ATF looked at one of my social media profiles. Oh, I also was a mad scientist/Prince's keyboard player for Halloween as a young lad and won some Utz Potato Chips as a 3rd place prize!

Printer rage, broken glasses, a missing chicken and not so good news for the plant based category. Liz brings the positive mojo with her no bake blueberry cheesecake, farfalle lasagna casserole and homemade artisan bread talk. We also talk about the new term "skimpflation". The people spoke and changed the world. Oh, and Bush has a new album and it's pretty danged good.

Today, Liz's obsession with Men Without Hats is on full display. We also talk about criminal chickens, k cups, marmalade price decreases and freezing butter. We also reference our NFL rivalry, we keep it civil.....Enjoy!

Hard Mt Dew live taste test part 2, James vs the Giant Log, Beyond Meat/Cannibalism and some anecdotes of our last vacation of the year.

We get a little testy due to our water situation. We talk about the Matrix being a potential documentary and I go on a rant about class warfare. Gets a little heavy, but I feel better now. Oh, we also live test the new "Hard Mountain Dew" while we record. Happy Anniversary to my gorgeous wife and best friend, Liz.

Welcome to the 40th episode! Today I share a great customer experience and also vent about the current staffing situation. I also share a great wheel cleaning tip, Liz talks about her super amazing potato skins and her infamous fried chicken (LFC). We wrap it up with eight shopping lists.

Today we talk about Labor Day, the chicken security team and our painting debacle. Kind of a shorter episode so we can chill before I have to return to Retail Ranging tomorrow. Check us out on instagram @walkerretailranger.

Today we talk about how we made a friend in Sweden, harvested a couple of taters, and 14 year old cheese curls. We also mention the spreadsheet shopping list customer, toilet paper and me getting notice for 'a vehicle violation record'. Special shout out to Frank of the Quite Frankly podcast, Jay of Reautography and Christine of Perfectly Soy Candles. All of them are on Instagram. You should proba...

Today we talk about russet potatoes, bananas, and how some retailers are cancelling orders for this upcoming holiday. We also talk about those dang yellowjackets again and read a few shopping lists.

Today we talk about a clown in a BMW, July's CPI report and me almost getting murdered by yellowjackets.

Today we talk about Liz's Test Kitchen, little bit about the upcoming candy shortages and how it's safest to be in a store vs a corporate gig. Liz releases the Kraken a little after our discussion of National Sea Serpent Day.

Today we talk about our vacation, I get a little upset about our current economic situation and we celebrate some cartoon birthdays.

On today's episode we talk about artificially flavored poop marshmallows, why stuff does or doesn't go on sale often and a little chat about our squad's upcoming birthdays.

Today we talk about the latest CPI figures, ice cream ingredients and a crazy mint condition Ford Pinto. We also chat about grocery store floor refinishing and upcoming birthdays in the Retail Ranger family.