Repressed Humor Issues

Repressed Humor Issues continues its delve into the stupid and inane with Season 3 EPisode 2 - Premature Pot Poking. In this episode Ryan tells us how his Instapot came on his face, we learn about why Maryland is such a scary place, and some Facebook poking gets out of control. I blame Ryan.

Repressed Humor Issues is back for another season. In this episode, we show you how bad we are at doing this on video (Watch the spasm Ryan starts with), and continued repeating that for 53 minutes while discussing fish bones, Sweden, and a bunch of other randomness. No, we're not sorry.

We made one more trailer......... And unfortunately it's a little long..... Well.... A lot long. But I couldn't cut any of this comedy gold out. Enjoy....

We did another trailer.......... We're sorry.

Season 3 of Repressed Humor Issues is Coming in March! Watch us here. We're Sorry.... Kind of Sorry... You get the point.

In our seasonal finale of Season 2, Ryan and Dan examine the stupidity of Ryan's house purchase, say farewell to AI Stephen Hawking, and reflect on the season that was....... full of delays, technical issues, more delays, way too many serious conversations, and a lack of being mean to each other. Listen for our New Season Resolutions, including shorter episodes, more stupidity, and VIDEO!!!! Thank...

One of these days I'll be able to stop putting apologies at the beginning of these descriptions, but we apologize for the delay as once again illness and housing ownership delayed another episode. In this episode, Ryan and Dan investigate why Delsum Orange flavor is evil, find out that Ryan is going to explode a dwarf mouse, and then take on the light topic of what the heck does a centralist agend...

So once again Ryan and Dan are very delayed on getting an episode out. Dan caught pneumonia and Ryan had all sorts of moving issues, so we appreciate your patience while we managed through our troubles. In this episode of Repressed Humor Issues, we do a palette cleanse to avoid talking about the overwhelming trauma of the past few weeks. So this episode asks the question nobody cares about the ans...

In another much-delayed episode (This time due to multiple illnesses among the staff), Dan and Ryan discuss Tucker Carlson's Daddy issues, how making analogies about rolling rocks down a hill can equate to trusting your farts, talk about how Daylight Savings Time chicken ended in Dan's household, and how Ryan will now be known as "The Temp" go forward. We're sorry.

Welcome to the again-many-times-delayed Episode 16 of Repressed Humor Issues. In this episode, Dan and Ryan discuss how to get out of jury duty, how hurricanes are created, and conspiracy theories about New Coke, how we've all been dead since 2012 but haven't realized it, Kamala Harris breathing through her gills, and how Queen Elizabeth I was really a male. Yes, we went there. No, we're not sorry...

In this much-delayed episode, Ryan and Dan spend way too much time talking about what snack foods we've lived off of. Yes, an entire hour of snack food conversation. Imagine that. a whole hour talking about snack food. Now I'm hungry. Back to the description - From red vines versus Twizzlers (Twizzlers is the only right answer) to how movie theaters don't have Raisenettes anymore, no topic is bori...

In this episode, Ryan and Dan talk about how Joe is horrible at band-aiding himself, Dan has a butt foot, Ryan likes Oasis way more than any normal human should, and then talk about cars for the rest of the episode. And they throw in some Trump word salad just for the fun of it.

Have you ever thought about movies? Now you don't have to because Ryan and Dan did it for you! In Season 2 Episode 13, we look at a bunch of movies and talk about what ruined them. Whether it's why Raiders of the Lost Ark doesn't need Indiana Jones, why Thor can never be replaced, or why the Batfleck sucks, we untangle what's wrong in movies as only Dan and Ryan can. We're sorr...

Jolt Cola makes it's return as our most-coveted, least "Still in business" sponsor aspiration as Ryan asks Dan to go with him to Japan. We also tackle TikTok trends, make a mockery of Stephen Hawking's voice by totally blowing an introduction to a topic, and find out that koala bears have a "vaginal cul de sac"... You literally cannot un-hear this episode.

We're just over halfway through season 2 of Repressed Humor Issues and finally hit the "punching baby animals" part of the show. We're sorry.... Sort of. In this episode Ryan and Dan decide which babies they would punch, discuss 70 year old female escorts, and get way too up and close with some spider eyes while trying to search for spider testicles online. That's why we'...

Ryan is back from vacation (dammit) so in this episode we go through all the things that happened while he was off in Croatia.... From Trump nearly getting shot to JD Vance's twitter search history, we touch on it all.... And then Ryan gets weird about RFK and Baby Giraffes. Sooo sooo weird.

In the second episode since Ryan went on vacation and abandoned this podcast for his gay-vacation, Dan brings back our old friend Joe AKA Wagbag for another round of "Who is better at Podcasting than Ryan?". This episode talks about the dangers of walking alone in Europe, Dan tries and fails to pin down Joe in the "5 celebrities you can beat up in a street fight" challenge, the...

In this special episode, we finally get a chance to see if Ryan is replaceable. Dan calls it a draw, as our friend Cole subs in for Sailor Moon while he's in the Mediterranean doing god-knows-what to who. Cole and Dan discuss presidential assassination attempts, who Cole could beat up in a street brawl, and discuss bad TV series and movies that should never be remade.

In this episode, Ryan and Dan talk through topics ranging from how the Ramen we went out for in Chicago makes Dan a diety, expose Ryan's lies about how many blocks it takes to get donuts, why Ryan lives in Crimeville, USA, and how Ryan learned not to let Dan raise his hand. We switched recording systems and would like your feedback. Please take the poll we've added to this episode to say w...

In a disturbing turn of events, Dan and Ryan were in the same room to record this week's episode...... And Dan made sure it was irrelevant if Ryan forgot the Mic Cord! This week we take on Trump versus Biden, potentially get ourselves fired for talking about our boss's weird Pringle eating habit, and wander into a weird game of who would you kill. Please Ryan wants a donut.... Fucking donu...

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In episode 4 of Season 2 Dan and Ryan tackle the issues with being a politician in today's political reality. This non-partisan look at politicians and why it is the worst job in the world is spurred by a New Yorker Radio Hour interview with Rory Stewart that you can listen to here: https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/tnyradiohour/articles/is-being-a-politician-the-worst-job-in-the-world List...

In episode 3 of Season 2 Ryan and Dan go where no humans should go..... TEMU!!! That's right, our favorite replacement for Wish.com is in our sights, as we find the weirdest, dumbest, and otherwise offensive products available on Temu. From Trump Toilet Brushes to flags no country should display, we dig deep into the underbelly of the cheap, crappy marketplace known as Temu. Oh, and Hitler com...

Want to hear about all the injuries that sent Dan to the ER? Ryan didn't want to after hearing this episode. In Season 2 Episode 2 we discuss all the injuries we've endured in our lives, including some that should NEVER EVER be mentioned again. Like ever! Don't do it Ryan!

We finally made it to season 2! In this totally unprepared and off-the-cuff episode, Ryan and Dan discuss such pressing topics as Ryan's inability to manage cords, Ryan's inability to not say dirty things, squirt games (yes, you read that right.... Damn you Ryan...), and the unexpected gifts Ryan keeps receiving since he gave Dan his home address. Visit us at repressedhumorissues.com for m...