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The special day grows closer and to prepare for the return of our lord Santa we humbly present 2022's Christmas with You starring Aimee Garcia and your boy Freddie Prinze Jr in a suprisingly fun Netflix romp. You'll hear about our lettuce themed restaurant, which google appliance is trying to murder us, the joys of yellow soup and how stinky do trousers have to get before its a problem. As always...

Something different this week as we take you the the 2014 classic "Secret Past" aka A Christmas mystery starring Esme Bianco and Ryan Bittle as a journalist and a man who must work together to find out who has been sending cards to a dead mum. Its as dumb as that. Also John Ratzenberger is sort of in it. You'll find out about early digital cameras, how not to make coffee, the dark world of Bennys...

We are ploughing through Christmas season now and this weeks episode, the stone cold 2015 classic "Merry Kissmas" only makes it better. Starring Karissa Lee Staples and Brant Daugherty as a woman and a man who fall in love due to the mystical powers of an elevator. You will learn all about nutcrackers, our own preferred recipes for dog biscuits, why Raymond Romanos mother is on the register and wh...

Wow. This is a doozy. Come with us as we discover what makes the best omelette, how to be a successful RoofCop and less David Caradine wanking jokes then you’d expect.

Not even sickness could keep us from you, we are here to talk all about the 2021 classic Christmas Collision starring Sebrina Scott and John Wells as two people who are almost certainly in this movie. A story of dead mothers, Australian dads and one towns love for cookies at all costs. You will learn about long hidden family recipes, creepy jogging boys and more puns about hot pies then you will e...

What in the hell is this! a film based around that guy what done the song ages ago. its as shite as you had hoped and as entertaining as watching 8 hens fight. Happy Halloween

Its that time of year again where everyone else is doing super spoopy stuff but we have bucked the trend and decided to start Christmas Early. Thats right pilgrim, for the next few months its going to be nothing but red and green sweaters, hot chocolate and gingerbread houses! Leading us into this season of goodwill is 2014's Christmas Under Wraps starring that lass out of Full House and the guy w...

This week we take you throguh the delightful romp that is the classic 1983 movie Endgame starring Non-Union Chris Rea, Non-Union Christopher Lambert and a man made up of the DNA of all 3 Stooges. You will learn all about the rules of Endgame, a game of count the dirtbike, the rise of facist Mr Feeny and why you should never allow yourself to be sealed in a big block of concrete.  Follow us on Twit...

It's our 100th episode so what better way to celebrate it then with a film about BBQ sauce, food trucks and 1 park bench. We are of course talking about the 2021 smash hit Cooking up Love (or The Sauce of Love as you might know it) starring Rachel Bles and Stephen Huszar (HUZZAH) as some sort of food truck rival contest judge thing.  You will learn all about the best team chants, the mystery of th...

Roll up Roll up and come and see The Clowns! No, not the ones that startled you at a circus as a child giving you lifelong coulrophobia but the less then famous band and stars of the 1980 classic "Terror on Tour" which is a complete lie as they're not on tour anyway. You'll find out all about the Secret Room of Blood, whatever happened to The Names (not them ones), the best way to order a pizza an...

Welcome to the simple tale of a woman, a boring woman about to be married who goes for a wild night in Vegas and ends up marrying a sort of famous man. It is of course the 2012 classic "I Married Who?" starring Kellie Martin and Ethan Erickson.  You will learn all about how marriage anulment doesnt work, why you cant get married drunk in vegas, things to watch out for in men and the introduction o...

Climb aboard the Rock 'n' Roll Express this week stopping at Meatloaf Junction, Kaki Parkway and Country and Western Boulevard where this service terminates. We are talking of course about the 1980s classic "Roadie" about a man who becomes a roadie, meets Roy Orbison and gives a child to Alice Cooper. Its really weird is what we are saying. You will learn about Meatloaf and his tiny feet, robotic...

Summer is now supposedly over and so we want to get right into the autumn/fall feels with this slice of leafy pie. That is 2020's Sweet Autumn starring Nikki "Peaches" Deloach and Andrew Walker in a simple tale of death, candy and pumpkins. You will learn all about how much maple syrup is worth, the best way to lurk at a campsite, the joys of capitalism and why you shouldnt let chocolate tell you...

Before we start can I just say sorry, this is a bad film with bad things.  This week we take you through the 1973/4 movie "Nightmare Circus" or Terror Circus or Caged Women 2 or like a billion other names it went under. Its stinky. Really really stinky. But we watch these things so you dont have to.  You will hear all about the Nolan Sisters, what actually constitutes a circus, the best breakfast...

We are back, back again with an in depth look at 2017's "Walking the Dog" a film described by some people as existing. Revel in the in depth plot line about a bike path! Gasp at the mysterious elderly gentleman suitor! Be afraid as 90 minutes passes with NOTHING HAPPENING! You'll also learn about suspicious mother/daughter relationships, how to run a business out of literally anywhere and why bicy...

No new episode this week as Joe is on holiday as its his birthday, 25 again! But he wanted to leave you a little message of thanks and ask for your help in some issues close to his heart.  If you can donate to any of these charities please do but understand you are under no obligation to by any stretch of the imagination ok. Your continued listenership is enough The UK Sepsis Trust    The Trussell...

It's a hot hot day here at Hallmark of Greatness so why not open a cold beverage and listen as we review the 2012 classic Undercover Bridesmaid starring Brooke Burns and Justin Baldoni. Its basically Miss Congeniality but without Michael Caine. You can learn all about karate kicks, exploding cakes, the worst bridal shower in existence and the real life Bang Bang Bart! Follow us on Twitter @hallmar...

Strap on your Mobile Units, check your S.P.O.T. and let us take you through the 1986 classic "Eliminators" as voted for by you, yes you. It stars Tasha Yar off of Star Trek TNG and some other people. Its a tale as old as time, a dead pilot is brought back as so Mandroid to travel through time to steal Roman shields for a bad guy. You know, the usual. You will learn all about the latin for egg, the...

Prepare dear listener for tale as old as time as we take you through 2015's Unleashing Mr. Darcy starring Cindy Busby and Ryan Paevey in a somewhat bizarre retelling of Jane Austens " Pride and Prejudice" but with more tiny dogs. You will hear all about party etiquette, why nobody knows what lacrosse is, why dog shows are for idiots and why eveyones mother always run a bridal shop in these films....

This weeks film of choice is the 1988 Godfrey Ho classic "NInja Strike Force" or more accurately "Three Very Different Films Cut Together: The Movie". For what he have here is a story about a young man trying to make his way in the world against a system that holds him down, a film about a bike factory/race and some ninjas fighting in the park. You will learn all about church roof swords, terrible...

With all the nonsense of Half-mas out of the way we return once more to the serene waters of regular Hallmark movies starting with 2016's Anything for Love starring Erika Christensen and Paul Greene. You will learn about farty shoulders, wet meat food, the Crimes of Brandon, why women love their top half and why being a male nurse is apparently the worst thing in the world. Seriously they go on li...

Joined by the ever lovely Planty we are also joined this week by the indomitable That Fking Guy to review 2000's "masterpiece" Dungeons & Dragons with Jermeys Iron and Little Jimmy Olson. I dont really know what to say about this, plagued by technical issues and the fact the film is borderline unwatchable this is not the best epsidoe ever despite having one of the best line ups. So I understan...

Rounding out Half-mas is the publicly voted for 2021's A Dickens of a Holiday! Yes, with an exclamation point, like that town Westward Ho! Stupid. You will learn all about sexy phone voices, terrible action sequences, nostalgia pies and how to be the best Scrooge you can be. Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email hallmarkofgreatness@gmail.com

Half-mas is in full effect as we present 2017's Snowmance for your approval. Reccomended to us by Abbie Stabby (check out her art and twitch and all that) we offer you a humble story of a mad lass who wants to do deep kissing on a snowman. Be prepared for fish jokes, sad snow angels, lady Dwight Schrute, snow nipples, sweeping zombies and Dean Popadopolis Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Inst...

In a change from the usual Half-mas nonsense we offer you 2019's Empire of the Dark that is part Neil Breen, part Fatal Deviation and all Zap Rowsdower! You will learn about lanky Jawas, the importance of necks, sweaty King Arthur, explosive bread rolls, the correct way to bless things and a car that fires bridges at you! Follow us on Twitter @hallmarkofgreat Instagram @hallmarkofgreatness Email h...