Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal

Shuck open an ear with the boys as the children of the content take you into a ma(i)ze of secrets, lies, and mustaches! The two 80s movies we have on the docket are The Running Man, a confirmed great movie, and The Children of the Corn, which sucks. IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT STEVE?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For...

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they realize what an enormous mistake they made in choosing a theme for this blessed month. Whomst among us has not sat through three godless hours of The Tommyknockers? The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys and celebrate Stephen King month! This week, Chris and Parker are treated to one of the greatest 70s movies of all time, Carrie! Also they have to watch The Langoliers. Maybe this whole thing was a bad idea. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog...

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they attempt to answer that age old question: is Elton John in this movie? Follow-up question, this one directed at Matthew Vaughn: do you need to talk about something? The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Grab your camper van, sleeping bags, bug spray, and conch shells and crack open a cold one with the boys as they spend an evening in The Cabin in the Woods! One of the most beloved horror films of the recent years, this one has both Chris and Parker bursting at the seems. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure...

Crack open a cold one with the boys and float on over to Derry, Maine for the newest Stephen King adaptation! This week Chris and Parker tear into It (2017), with some helpful references to It (1990). Takes abound. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they don their Jet Jaguar outfits and prepare to take on the Terror of Tokyo, Shin Godzilla! The lads spend a good hour talking about the news and some recent movies they've seen, then they dig into some reptile meat. Two words about the editing: I used Godzilla's roar to cut me off whenever I started gushing about Satomi Ishihara, and I included the Brandenb...

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they escape from the island of bad movies and discuss one of the best war movies ever created. I also confused Suspiria and Disturbia because I'm a colossal dunce. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys as Chris struggles with his wifi connection and Parker tortures him with another insufferable news segment. This is the most terrible episode yet. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they discover man's destiny with the Planet of the Apes series. Chris delves into the 1968 and 2001 versions while Parker lays out his worst torture yet with the news dump. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys and unwrap some adventure in the Middle East with the most stunningly underrated movie in years. Sure, there are better movies out there, but Chris and Parker explain as eloquently as always exactly why The Mummy is not only a very good movie, but indeed a most excellent movie. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal M...

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they exorcise some demons. After this episode is done, Parker and Chris will never have another reason to cast their minds back toward Transformers - at least until one texts the other "Cade Jaeger" apropos of nothing. I have no idea why I sound so stuffed up. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more...

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they explore the first four Transformers movies. Parker went through the pain and effort to watch all these movies and write up a plot synopsis for each one, and he unleashes this horror on Chris. New addition: the News Segment. Part two is coming soon. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusi...

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they dissect the first ever good DCEU movie. Parker and Chris delve in Gal Gadot and Chris Pine, the no man's land scene, the romance, the comedy, and that damned slo-mo. Critics and fans agree: this is the sixth-biggest non-sequel comic book superhero debut ever. We fixed the audio from the first episode and actually talked about the subject of the week for...

The first ever episode of the Reel Deal, No Sex Appeal, featuring the sultry voice of Parker and the overmodulated screaming of Chris. Today, the boys take on Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2 - hold on to your seats for this hot take: they liked it. Things veer off course somewhat as the ramifications of comic book movies in general proves a more fertile ground for discussion. The absolutely gorgeo...