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Crack open a cold one with the boys and jump back 22 years to rediscover just how important Scream was! Chris halfway guesses the twist, and Parker gushes about the opening scene. Also, the first hour is about movies we watched recently. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys and do YOUR part for Hell's Army by watching Spawn! Chris tries desperately to defend John Leguizamo's performance, while Parker misses an opportunity to make a Dabo Swinney joke. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they look at an underappreciated gem, eh. Jean Claude Van Damme stars as an evil vegan Mountie. This episode features Alex. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys as Chris and Parker do their part! Chris is embarrassed it took him this long to watch this, while Parker forgets to mention the Academy forgot Tobe Hooper in their In Memorium tribute. Want to know more? The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.ne...

Crack open a cold White Russian - hold the ice, hold the vodka, hold the kahlua - with the boys, as they whip up one of their best episodes yet! The director's name is Pitof. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys and gear up for a hearty Black Panther discussion! Chris admits it's one of the best superhero movies ever made, and Parker tries desperately to pretend he's not a white boy from Texas. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys (and a girl) (ew gross) as they venture on down to the bayou to solve the case of Yancy Butler's missing daddy! This might be one of the most underrated 90s action movies ever made, and that's saying a lot. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog....

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they venture into the somewhat distant future with Demolition Man! Chris ponders the significance of the inherent sociological value of this work of satirical art that emphasizes comedy as much as social commentary, while Parker wonders how to wipe one's ass with a seashell. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal M...

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they peer into the not-too-distant future! They admit they were wrong about the original Blade Runner, and then they get into why Blade Runner 2049 is a beautiful piece of visual art. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with two men with a dream and a vision! Chris and Parker take the time to talk about both The Room and The Disaster Artist, and how one is a bit more fun than the other. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a very cold one with the boys as they try to solve the mystery of who greenlit this picture! Parker laughs at the name "Harry Hole," while Chris laughs at the name "Harry Hole". Features Alex & Chris on the 1966 classic "Blowup". The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.ne...

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they let a mysterious guest into their safe space! Chris and Parker tackle The Guest, one of the most underrated movies of the past decade. Chris and Alex contemplate Dark Star and I, Tonya. She's the guest. That's the joke. Please subscribe. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content,...

Crack open a cold one with the boys and ring in 2018 with one of the worst movies of last year! Chris describes just how much he hates Max Landis while Parker wonders how Shrek can exist in a movie with orc cops. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they determine who's been naughty and who's been nice! This week Parker shares one of his all-time favorite goodbad movies as Chris wonders why on earth he watched the first iteration of this series. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they look at the biggest Star Wars movie since the last one! This episode features Alex (no, the other one) as a special guest star. There are spoilers, so be ready for that. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with all the Whoms down in Whomville, as Parker and Chris look at the too-often remembered live action adaptation of How the Grinch Stole Christmas! No, really, we watched this on purpose. Turns out it's not as bad as we remembered. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.t...

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they take you into the magical wonderland that is...a really lame family movie from the mid-90s. Why does anyone consider this a holiday classic? This episode features Josh commenting on Jingle All the Way 2 and Alex on The Island of Dr. Moreau/Good Burger. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exc...

Crack open *several* cold ones with the boys as they take on the caped crusader's first four movies! Parker argues that Batman & Robin is a masterpiece while Chris wonders aloud whether they'll ever stop talking about DC movies. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they try to watch Justice League without falling asleep! Parker notes how this movie reminds him of another subset of movies, while Chris explains how the movie is the most heartless, soulless movie he's seen in months. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out w...

Crack open a cold one with the boys and strap up your gloves, we've got a regular old-fashioned showdown here! Parker is at his rip-snorting best, while Chris sounds like Sebastian Bach by way of Charlie Day. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they discuss the Blair Witch trilogy! Listen to how much they both love first, how much they mourn the second for what it could have been, and how much they don't get the third. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net

Crack open a cold one with the boys as they celebrate the memory of Samuel Hain and honor Tom Atkins' enormous mustache in the third installment of Halloween! They also talk about the episode of A Pup Named Scooby-Doo where Red Herring actually did it for ineluctable reasons. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be s...

Crack open a cold one with the boys - and a lady! - as they strap in for Maximum Overdrive and Dreamcatcher in this final installment of Stephen King month. Parker and Chris are joined by Alex Rubenstein, who watched Dreamcatcher as well. The absolutely gorgeous cover art was designed and created by the ingenious Krystal Miner. For more exclusive content, be sure to check out www.terribleblog.net