Isaac Hantman-Weill

Red String Theories

Comedy EN ↓ 31 episodes

Every week, your hosts and lifelong best friends, Isaac Hantman-Weill and Matteo Velardo, take a look at five random news stories throughout the week and improvise a crazy conspiracy theory that ties them together.

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Isaac Hantman-Weill

Episodes

Episode 6: A Late Night Lunch 13.05.2023 58:37

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together a pile of abandoned pasta, some dirty mortuary transactions, a suggestive iceberg, a german exhibitionist, a galactic wedding, a lopsided sneaker theft, and an evil hotel clerk into a theory about a Star Wars themed transatlantic trip gone awry. Also, Isaac opens up a sandwich shop with some wacky ingredients. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram...

Episode 5: She Seems Guilty, And She's Guilty, But She's Not Guilty. 05.05.2023 1:04:39

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an inexplicably unsolved clownicide, some insecure short kings, an avian summer job, a modern art scandal, a hero seventh grader, and a sing operation gone awry into a theory about an artist becoming a drug kingpin. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo http...

Episode 4: Come on, Jigsaw 28.04.2023 1:17:22

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together a Scandinavian seagull impression contest, some spilled rice, an overachieving college applicant, a ring stealing scoundrel, a contaminated water source, and a sleeper agent baby into a theory about a kid attempting to lure his absentee father into a Jigsaw-style trap. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.co...

Episode 3: I Figured It Out 21.04.2023 1:10:48

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an incompetent hitman, an incompentent hitman hirer, a highway philanthropist, a chicken nugget thief, Kanye West's poorly run school, and a cave-dwelling religious zealot into a theory about a pack of hitmen trapped in their hideout. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPH...

Episode 2: Yo, Where the Heck is Big? 13.04.2023 51:39

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an airborn iguana, some chill as hell carjackers, a stunt pizza from Japan, a dedicated delivery driver, and an unstable German ballet director into a theory about Pizza Hut radicalizing Gen Z-ers with unholy quantities of cilantro. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Ma...

Episode 1: The League of Morons 04.04.2023 41:22

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an inexplicably unsolved Massachusetts murder, some anime convention attendees, a dead body switch, Pablo Escobar's invasive hippos, and a Doordash mummy into a theory about a sinister cabal of idiots controlling the world. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matte...